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Why haven't we made one already?

Alrighy, here's one I made up myself on the spot:
- I was told to go to hell, so... I did that.
- That explains why you're at school on a Saturday.
- Yeah.



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I'd tell you a joke about a binman, but it's full of rubbish.


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I'd want to tell you about the point of needles, but you'd just be hurt then.




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Q: What do the Carolina Hurricanes and the Titanic have in common?
A: Both are always at the bottom of the Atlantic!

(a classic sports joke :P)


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Why did Donald Trump win? Because he trumped so everyone else running for president died.



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The hairdresser called out sick from work. She had a terrible coif.

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A steak joke is a rare medium, well done.


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Also "bottom of the Atlantic" can apply to any other NBA or NHL team known for doing poorly and in said division :P (too bad the NFL doesn't have an Atlantic Division otherwise I'd be making jokes about the Jets :P)

Q: Why do they call them the Pittsburgh Penguins?
A: They used to waddle around like penguins and couldn't hit the puck!


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I brought a dog from the local blacksmith. When I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.


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