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Needle
Posted on 06-20-17 06:12 PM (rev. 3 of 07-19-17 07:51 AM by Trelior) Link | ID: 98623

Needle
I don't know what people looking after the meaning of life are thinking. It's right between their legs for fuck's sake and we all know it!
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Since: 06-16-17
From: Yoylecity

Last post: 5 hours
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This was some stupid fanfic I wrote for some days ago when I was bored.
It's NSFW and contains suicidal and sexual themes.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Last warning. Ok?
Coiny: Let's fuck!
Needle: I want to die.
Coiny: Then it won't matter! Come on.
Needle: No! Where's the knife?
Coiny: Come on. Follow me.
*Coiny drags Needle*
Coiny: OH YEAH!
Needle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
Coiny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
*Leafy walks in*
Leafy: Erm...
Leafy: Needy, why are you in Coiny's bed?
Needle: Don't call me Needy! Pass me the knife.
Leafy: Uh sure...
*Leafy gives Needle the knife*
Needle: Thanks and GOODBYE!
*Needle kills herself*
Coiny: THERE'S BLOOD IN MY BED!
Leafy: I think there's worse issues than that when you have a corpse in your bed.
Coiny: Oh. She...
Leafy: Yes, she did.
Coiny: Well... Come here a bit.
Leafy: No. I have Fireafy fanfics to read.
*Leafy walks out*
Coiny: Well, when Needle's dead she won't complain.
*Leafy walks back after hearing what Coiny said*
Leafy: If you seriously fuck a corpse I'll never want to meet you again!
Coiny: Well she wanted to...
Leafy: YES. SHE HAD DEPRESSION. AND IT DIDN'T HELP THAT YOU TREATED HER LIKE SHIT.
Leafy: NOR THAT THE COOL THING TO DO TO HER WAS TO CALL HER NEEDY.
Leafy: SHE TOLD ME HOW BAD SHE FELT. AND I HAD TO KEEP CALLING HER NEEDY DUE TO THE OTHER'S RULES.
Leafy: YOU JUST GOT HER TO KILL HERSELF AND I THINK YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR YOUR MURDER.
Leafy: WELL WELL. KEEP ON FUCKING HER DEAD BODY AND I'LL GO TO FIREY. YOU'RE STUPIDLY RUDE.
Coiny: But didn't Firey treat her lik...
Leafy: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
Coiny: Well, death doesn't separate us.
*Coiny continues*
Leafy: You're worse than Flower.
*Leafy leaves*

I'm sorry.

EDIT: Fix some grammatical issues and edit avatar

TREL EDIT: That is excessive. Knock it off.



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StapleButter
Posted on 07-19-17 09:03 AM Link | ID: 99977
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Acmlmboard has... side effects
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Since: 01-05-12
From: France

Last post: 7 hours
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well, thank you for dropping your thoughts


please don't forget to flush

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Kawa
Posted on 07-19-17 10:45 AM Link | ID: 99983
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Not okay
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Since: 01-01-12
From: The Netherlands

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Well, that's ten seconds of my life I'm never getting back. Thank a random deity of your choice I have an awful lot of seconds to waste.

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