If asking you questions is better than sex, what is the result of asking you for sex?

Does the universe explode or something?


I can safely say the universe does not explode. You just get lots of joy out of asking it, then disappointment when I say "fuck no not in a million years"

What about after a million years?

Unless you somehow manage to look BETTER after a million years, most likely not. Chances are, you won't.



Are you implying you'd still be alive?

Well, I would be. I am eternal.

Why DO we have so many crossdressing users anyways? I mean hey, do what you want, I'm not normal myself, but this is really the only place I see people do that. I don't go to any other boards but hey who knows.

Honestly it kinda bothers me too, especially when you use it to hit on guys who think you are of the female persuasion. Just seems incredibly douchey.

I should not have stayed up so late.... but I wasn't tired. I couldn't even fall asleep when I tried to go to sleep at 3, so I fell asleep at 4.

WELL BEING WOKEN UP AT 7 IN THE MORNING BY PEOPLE ON MY ROOF HAS MADE IT SO I'LL FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT

*collapses into a sleeping heap until the rampaging horde of elephants wakes him up again*

Y'really can be a royal stick in the mud, y'know that?

Odd, I thought I was Marzen. I have been Marzen, am Marzen, and always will be Marzen. I am eternal.



What if Trelior were a bunnygirl? Would you perhaps say yes to himher then?

I think I'd probably be screaming in horror, as would Trelior, then I would go on a magical adventure with him to try and get his dick back. It would be amazing and be translated into a movie where I'd be the comedic relief sidekick.



Favorite videogame quote?

We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us. - Andrew Ryan, Bioshock.

Or maybe A man chooses, a slave obeys.. Anything Andrew Ryan said is amazingly quotable.

Any examples on what you mean by "Taking so long to get things done"? Cause from what I think, that's how the entirety of the world works.

*steals image* I'll take that, thank you. I'll be good for future conversations with half of the people on this forum.

SO LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT FROM THE WAY PEOPLE LIKE TO GET INTO EACH OTHER'S PANTS

Uhhhhhhhhh anyone got plans?

Why has no one replied to this thread in four days? It's, like, the longest on the board! IT CANNOT DIE.

Also what was the game you ever owned.

The Burger King is the creepiest mother fucker ever. Even more than fucking RONALD, and THAT takes skill.

BUT WHY DO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Posted by Trelior

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First, you take this banana and then you...

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YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND

AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.

I can totally picture some Cloud Coocoolander taking over the world with a banana and the hokey pokey, but since no one here really fits that trope, you'll do fine Trelior.

....The first game you ever owned. I'm sorry, I am very tired today and cannot type properly.

Ahh, odd. Mine just won't save anymore. Which ALSO sucks (all of my Gen 1 and 2 Pokemon games have done this now), so I know how dead Pokemon cartridges are.

What's yer favorite Pokemon? And what's yer dream Pokemon team?

What's your most precious videogame memory?

The only one I can think of off the top of my head is beating Ninja Gaiden recently on the NES. That game was so fucking difficult and I was so thrilled at being one of the few to beat it with no cheating that I threw the controller like a football.

I'm currently eating Yakisoba noodles. I had some hot pockets earlier, about 9. I'm not used to eating NORMALLY now, I had to wake up at 7 cause construction woke me up, and I ate breakfast at a normal hour instead of 1. THIS IS SO WEIRD.

The noodles are good though.