What's your favorite booty song?

Quick, you have 60 seconds to design a new pokemon.

What happens?

Black or Yellow?
Black or Yellow?
Black or Yellow?
Black or Yellow?

Ever gone fishing?

Why ask questions if they will never be answered?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how great are these mushrooms?

Walk like a Dinosaur or an Egyptian?

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Favorite Reinhardt voice-line?

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CATCH PHRASE!

Posted by Ｅｐｅｌｅ

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Favourite Zenyatta quote?

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"Zenyatta is here."

Because it's always nice to have one on your team.

Posted by Danika

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Zendaya, Bridget Mendler or Bella Thorne, which is the cutest?

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Why do I feel horrifically unqualified to answer that?

Posted by Swingball

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1. Would Kendrick Lamar’s Humble be a good song for some basketball?

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6/10. Needs to be more hype.

Posted by Swingball

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2. Are there any good groups that live on the fringe of society that are just misunderstood?

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Depends on how fringe we're talking about...

Are you talking about the Metroid reference or the hockey player?

I think I may have just settled my honeymoon plans.

If you could refurbish any building or structure to make it a home, what would you choose?

But what if I want a regular tide pod?

Posted by Swingball

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1. As fringe as other bad groups like KKK or something.

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Not sure how fringe you could call them, but I like these guys.

Posted by Swingball

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2. Why did you tell me to think about users being older than me using Aclmboards?

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It's kind of tough to say exactly without the original context.

Posted by Danika

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Are Zendaya, Bridget and Bella too young for you?

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With the exception of Bella Thorne, they look way too young to me.. Plus, Bella Thorne sounds like a porn name. So yeah...discomfort abounds.

What YouTube channels do you subscribe to?

Posted by Nicole

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I didn't even know you were getting married! Congratulations!

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Yes I am, and thank you!

On the other hand, the XFL is coming back. Oh geez...

So I'm in the market for a new laptop rather soon. Problem is, it's been well over a decade since I've bought one, and that was a wimpy little netbook that was super unreliable. I usually use PCs and have a good idea of what to expect out of them. Unfortunately, I can't computer good and don't know what to look for quite as well, particularly in the realm of mobile processors.

My needs are simple:

- Can fit in a $450 budget (under $400 is ideal, but not sure if that's possible).
- Can handle some light streaming / multitasking.
- Can run Overwatch (hopefully).

Some general questions I have:

- What sort of equivalent processors should I be looking for?
- Any other issues to consider?

Basically, if you were looking for a new laptop under the following parameters, what would you look for?

Or are we just SIIIIICK?

Posted by Swingball

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1. Are ThinkPads as great as they say they are?

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I've never had an issue with them. I think they mostly have the reputation they do because so many college students in my time had them.

Posted by Swingball

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2. What if the cactus with legs knocked on your door?

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THE CACTAUR INVASION HAS BEGUN EVERYBODY RUN!

Posted by Swingball

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3. Checks still take more time than Cards or Cryptocurrency though rite?

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Technically yes?

Posted by Swingball

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4. SBS News reports that a 19 year old Swingball set was making off with a pack of hard lemonade on a highway pedaling a bike. The helicopter has got a light on me.

What happens next?

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Grab some popcorn and enjoy the show, before wondering how news outlets found out about your name from an obscure ROM hacking board.

That's too bad. I FEAR grass.

The squirrels' jaws drop, aghast. They retreat back to their secret squirrel base and plan their next move...