Good to hear some good news coming your way! I know you've been though quite a bit, so it must be really gratifying.

Congratulations!

Can you explain the Despacito meme to me?

Could you please explain your thread title to me?

If you could teleport an angry kodiak bear to anywhere in the world, where would you place it?

Did you understand the reference in my last post?

Do you own any pets?

Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?

What would you do with an extra $10,000?

Can you explain the Despacito meme?

Posted by Danika

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Isn't I Feel Pretty just the dumbest movie of 2018?

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That's the Amy Schumer movie, isn't it? I'm not a fan of hers.

Posted by AtomicAstro

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Thoughts on Codename Kids Next Door?

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Never really resonated with me.

Posted by Danika

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Did you ever rely on a certain Nickelodeon show for Vital Information for your everyday life?

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QUIET!

THIS IS A LIBRARY!

I'm back in a baking mood again, and I found out Brigitte from Overwatch loves these things, so I'm gonna make a batch. Come join me:

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SEMLORS

Buns
3 tsp yeast
1 1/4 cup milk warm (between 105°F and 110°F)
1 egg
1/4 cup butter melted and cooled
3 tsp cardamom
1 tsp salt
1/2 cup sugar
2 cups bread flour
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

Egg Wash
1 tbsp heavy cream
1 egg
2 tsp water
Filling
200 grams marzipan
bun fillings

Whipped Cream
2 cups heavy cream
1 tsp salt
3 tbsp confectioners sugar
1 tbsp vanilla extract

1) In a bowl of a stand mixer, combine the yeast and milk. Let sit for 5 minutes or until the yeast becomes slightly foamy. Add the melted butter and egg.

2) In a bowl, combine the cardamom, salt, sugar, and both flours. Add the flour mixture to the stand mixer and mix until all the ingredients are well mixed together. Increase the speed on the stand mixer to medium and knead for 5 minutes.

3) Remove from the bowl and form into a round ball. In a greased bowl, place the dough and cover. Allow it to rest for at least one hour or until it doubles in size.

4) Preheat an oven to 350°F. Divide the dough into 15-18 portions (about 75 grams each) and shape them into round ball. Cover with plastic wrap and let rest for 30 minutes.

5) In a small bowl, whisk an egg, heavy cream, and water. Remove the plastic wrap and place the rolls on a baking sheet with parchment paper.

6) Brush each of the buns with the egg wash.

7) Place in the oven and bake for 18 to 22 minutes or until golden brown. Place on a wire rack and allow to cool slightly.

8) Once cool enough to handle, cut a small portion of the top of the bun with a serrated knife. Remove the center of the bun and place in a bowl. Repeat until you have removed the centers of all the buns.

9) In the bowl, combine the bun fillings and the marzipan. Eveningly spread the mixture between each of the buns.

10) Make the whipped cream by combining all the ingredients in a stand mixer and blending until it forms stiff peaks.

11) When you are ready to serve, top each of the buns (minus the cap) with a portion of the whipped cream. Top with the cap and a dusting of powdered sugar.

Over 100F today.

NO. THANK. YOU.

Posted by AtomicAstro

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Especially since Robbie Rage is in education, I kinda find it funny the idea that one of my teachers or principals is secretly actively using forums like these, or are active 4chan users or some shit.

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I'm actually spitting my time between working at a school and working as a therapist, but point taken.

I am a regular on 4chan as well. Bonus points if you guess what boards.

Posted by Thieppy

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are rainbow powers a sign of things to come? can Trapster beat the all-mighty Dani?

find out NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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Fixed that for you.

What goes on a hot dog?

How's the D&D campaign going?

Ever play any of the Devil May Cry games?

When was the last time you dabbed on em?

Have any pre-bedtime rituals?