Hi everyone, theninja1000 here

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sunny for once, decent temperature for once too. it's been way too cold recently.

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Posted by Moline

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Not really new here. Was known as Pokemonfan1000 here, but that account was hacked and Emuz doesn't seem to care (I even tried contacting through Miiverse) so I decided to re-register under my new online identity.

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I don't want to act like I'm backseat moderating or something; but you would've been better off contacting someone else. Did you try going via IRC since that's where staff are when they're not on-board?

Whatever, welcome back to Kafuka and hope no one hacks your account here

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the lamest year I've ever witnessed. youtube's bullshit, WSJ fucking youtube up hard (causing demonetization), Jake Paul, fidget spinners, clickbait, youtube rewind 2017, you name it.

but other than that, the years are getting worse and worse I guess.

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Better late than never, because now it matters more than ever.

What is net neutrality?
Net Neutrality is the principle that all ISPs have to enable all content no matter what it is, without demanding extra charge for consumers to access that content.

FCC Chairman 'Ajit Pai', or some people like to call him 'A Cheap Pie' or 'A shit pie'. He is the one leading this idea. He's been brought in by Donald Trump to nuke net neutrality.

If Congress don't stop the FCC, American ISPs will be able to charge extra to access sites and view content. They can also block content they don't agree with if these rules are repealed; this means smaller businesses can't have their voices heard.

What can I do now to stop this?
We need you Americans now to call Congress, write a letter to them (using http://battleforthenet.com), and try to visit your local Congress member.

If you would like more information, visit http://battleforthenet.com

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Ask me anything you like, go ahead, go to the full extreme. I don't care. I'll answer anything (there are a few obvious exceptions).

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Posted by Ｅｐｅｌｅ

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This is an issue more centralised in the US. Now if they constrict access data servers for those even outside the US, there would be a major shift in data server locations from the US to the EU.

The EU has already put steps in to protect net neutrality.

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Yeah, it could stop Europeans from accessing content stored on American servers.

The EU's net neutrality laws are apparently some of the strongest net laws in the world, too.

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cloudy, and very dark.

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Posted by Needle

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Well, welcome back! You've missed lots of stuff while you were gone!

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I thought I wouldn't've missed anything! Guess I have then, over 1000 new posts in 24 hours for a few days. I guess I've missed something.

I mainly quit due to my bans in other places, and drama. I'm back, hopefully trying not to bring more of my idiocy here...

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Posted by fiver

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Posted by theninja1000

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but other than that, the years are getting worse and worse I guess.

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welcome to the concept of "aging"

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compare youtube rewind 2016 to y.r 2017.

Posted by fiver

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for post 2017, here goes

-left boards for a long while

-got unbanned at Kuribo64 and eventually rejoined Kafuka

that's the main breakdown

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Leaving boards for a long while should've given you the chance to learn from your NSMBHD ban, but whatever. Welcome back!


I hated 2017 though. On the other hand, I'm going into 2018 with 2015 problems.

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Posted by Swingball

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But how could other countries follow suit from us getting rid of Net Neutrality is what I wanna know.

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The UK will follow, once Brexit is finished. They want to transfer all EU laws into UK laws, but the political party that run our country, the Conservatives, all they're bothered about is money and nothing else.

Net neutrality is very likely to be abolished here in the coming years, too.

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Posted by Needle

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Is your birthday actually the December 31, 9999?

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nah, that's when I officially want to be born though.

Posted by Danika

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Hehe, ever played Ninja Sudoku?

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nope, never heard of it. i'll look it up though, and i'll give it a go

Posted by Ｅｐｅｌｅ

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What goodies did you bring from the future?

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the next US president (Kim Jong-Derp), what effects global warming actually had, net neutrality attempt two, iPhone Z (an iPhone X but without the phone), and an asteroid which landed on my house, and possibly some other goodies I forgot about. maybe they'll strike land on me.

Posted by Danika

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How is it in the year 9999? Better than 2017?

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nope, too much politics. the planet is having heat waves everyday. more idiots exist.

Posted by MarioBurger71

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are you serious
How many idiots are there in 9999?

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I lost count, there's that many

Posted by Needle

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Is it me or is your name bluer than ours?

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probably. mine may be red.

Posted by Danika

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It doesn't look any bluer, does it?

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nah, looks red to me.

Posted by Swingball

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Are you in Japan?

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no, I live in the UK, a communism-filled country. by 100000AD we will have Russians running our country.

Posted by Danika

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Heh, are you gonna wait for a whole page of questions to answer?

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Why would I? Would I want to waste my time answering 6000 questions?

Posted by Needle

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Are you sleeping?

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no, people in 9999AD don't need sleep. we don't have any problems without sleep, since we're all evolved.

Posted by Thierry

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might be hard to get used to kafuka's pace?

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it's hard, but it's harder to get used to the pace of posts at NSMBHD

Posted by Swingball

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Are syndromes such an adrenaline rush?

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yes

Posted by Needle

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Does there exist a theninja999, etc?

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what

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Posted by fiver

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Posted by theninja1000

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Leaving boards for a long while should've given you the chance to learn from your NSMBHD ban, but whatever.

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I was banned at NSMBHD for drama with Super-toad. I have no clue why you're saying I haven't learned from anything?

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I said you probably have learnt something

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get back to 2018

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Ajit Pai would've already been caught though

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picked random stuff, I had no inspiration. this name I had in 2014, when I joined RVL.

it's old, but I think I lost the true reason why

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I need to get a life for once, it'd be worth it

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Posted by Danika

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What type of ninja is the best?

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the one that has a life

Posted by Swingball

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Is your katana aluminum or iron?

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gold, titanium, sulfur and carbon


Au Ti S Ti C

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are you a post ninja?

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yes. if you don't post well, I'll get ninja crew, Acmlmistrators on you.

Posted by Danika

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Are ninja better than samurai?

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if Kim Jong-un was a samurai, samurai would be supreme and ninja would be slave

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we got snow two weeks ago, but it wasn't a lot

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I bet your password is 'root'

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