I was the king of the Mushroom Kingdom. Many people say they'd love to be sitting on that throne, but actually being the king is really boring. You stay on that throne all day long doing nothing. Your ass hurts badly from staying in that position all the time, but you spent too much time doing nothing and therefore you're too fat to get up.

Happily I managed to get up and put an end to that bullshit before getting really fat. I then decided on doing some more active job. Plumbery was a perfect spot. Infact there was no plumber at the Mushroom Kingdom. Pipes were fucking up since ages, and because of that noone could shower or even wash their hands. The Kingdom was starting to smell really bad, uh. Good thing I've been here to save them all.

Now you also know where that belly comes from. Double win!

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I have no idea, actually. For obvious reasons, I never considered asking him. However that may come from the fact Princess Peach is actually hotter than she looks. Or that he likes to annoy me. Or that Miyamoto needed a reason for Peach to be. After all, all those games wouldn't be as exciting if nothing happened.

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It is shown even in closed threads.

Not much since I know newreply.php checks if the thread is opened before adding the post. It just doesn't make sense because it looks like the user can reply when they can't.

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Posted by Gywall

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Can you unclog my toilet plumbing?

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Uuh, I'm spending so much time saving Peach that I'm getting rusty. However, I can still get something done. Throwing a few bob-ombs in should help.

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Freezing cold. Ranging between 0°C and -10°C. And clouds are going on vacation AGAIN. Weather is trolling me these times

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Posted by Kawa

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Bob-ombs in the toilet? Are you sure that's wise?

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Of course. I already did it many times and I know it always works fine. There can be collateral damages, yes, but since you're the plumber, you can get to fix those later.

Posted by Kiyoshi

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What do you think of the Super Mario Bros. film?

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I think that it is violating my image rights, and less importantly it may make Nintendo want to throw some C&D's left and right for 'copyright infringement'. Though, personally I have no problem with being in a film, especially this one. It's just that they never asked me for permission to use my image. Also, I'm not that fat in reality. Aside from that, seems like quite a nice movie.

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Oh well, guess I spend too much time saving Bowser and fighting Peach... or vice-versa... I didn't follow the legal world since ages... guess I should take a break. A long break. I'll ask Luigi to save Peach for me...

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Exactly. I have no experience in that. But Dr Toadley was away for a week to Beach Bowl Galaxy, healing penguins that fell while ray surfing and got hurt badly. And well, someone had to replace him...

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Yay, I finally have a layout.

Posted by Chuck Norris

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I can divide by zero.

Posted by lolz

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rofl

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Code blocks and spoilers aren't being styled (yet?).

Also, there was going to be an awesome cubic font to go with this layout, but this won't work on Firefox, which will just use the ugly default font instead. Probably the SOP kicking in because the font comes from a different domain than the board. So I just removed font-family rules so that it uses the same font as the rest of the board.

Last, this layout probably breaks in IE, because it uses several CSS3 selectors and crap. Not like I give a shit though. It should be fine in every decent browser.

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Thanks

I just realized that I forgot to color the topbar text. While I was at it, I also recolored links.

And added padding inside the quoteboxes.

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We got a little of snow yesterday on evening. It didn't stay despite the freezing cold temperatures.

Snow is also announced for tomorrow. And the next week should be equally freezing cold as this one.

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Can you run unsigned software?

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That cupcake under the table.

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It snowed during night. Around 3cm. And it's going to stay since temperatures stay under 0°C.

It is also possible that we get snow again. Sky is cloudy.

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Agreed. It will just use the board's font until I find a font that looks cool and doesn't look all crooked at this size.

Also, linking fonts from outside of the board requires serving the font file with a specific header because of the SOP. This has to be done either with a .htaccess, provided the needed Apache module is installed, or with a PHP script, which seems to prevent caching of the font. In short it's not that easy.

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Showering with hot water. Even during a freaking hot summer I can't stand showering with water that's not hot enough.

More generally I like feeling warm and fuzzy. I'm the kind who doesn't like cold.

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Posted by Kawa

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Kelvin for live, yo!

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Seconded.

Would make physics/chemistry exercises easier, too. Not having to convert stuff back and forth... well I shouldn't complain, converting K to °C and vice versa isn't that hard. It could have been Farenheit to Rankine or God knows what...

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Your bio on Nikoboard says that your weight is slightly above expected. However, a being such as you can't gain weight, amirite? Or are you just embedding too many components?

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