2017 taught me fun shit about myself

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Posted by Emuz

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you can combine board holes with php hole and get a whole new level of holy shit.

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you fine sir are oh so witty


speaking of holes, I wonder how the memberlist pow hole made it into those exploit databases, considering how many similar holes exist without being covered

like, on vanilla AB1.92 you can become an admin, delete all the posts, or alter all the users

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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... Thieppy?


also, entirely depends what you're drilling into. metal can be a fucking bitch.

this shit is epic though, press hard enough and it can even be driven through metal provided it's not too thick.

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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who would be using Acmlmboard these days, when it's all the opposite of hip and trendy?

heh.

maybe we will get big 'retro' waves from those who are sick of the modern 'constant flow of shit to consume' internet.

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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indeed. the window shall be given a hefty fine.

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want some revolution in your coffee?

Posted by Danika

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Did you realize Robbie Rage was talking about a band?

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no, because I don't know shit about bands

Posted by Danika

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Why do I think you're an admin with that color?

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I am a sekrit admin anyway

>

Posted by Ｅｐｅｌｅ

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Is this thread going to be resurrected any time soon?

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bing

Posted by Thieppy

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if I recall correctly, you don't have any pets.. if you wanted one, which would it be?

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sauropods are cool

Posted by Robbie Rage

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Are there any features to Acmlboards you'd like to see added?

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Acmlboard is a bad board software, so no

Posted by Danika

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Will 3018 be a better year than 2018? What about 2518?

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only if capitalism is destroyed by then

Posted by Danika

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Will the world end in 2038?

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not if capitalism is destroyed

Posted by Needle

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Do you think there will be any 32-bit computers left in 2038?

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surely, if capitalism is destroyed

Posted by Danika

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Will Alpha Centauri blow up the Earth in 2038 because of a misunderstanding?

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not if capitalism is destroyed

Posted by nineri

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did the thread fall back in the grave

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sometimes, it does

it's not a very energetic zombie

Posted by Danika

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Will you answer this thread before the database goes bang?

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only if capitalism is destroyed

Posted by Ｅｐｅｌｅ

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Straight girl?

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I'm bi

Posted by Danika

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Ever gonna come back and answer this thread or will you ragequit like MarioBurger?

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only if capitalism is destroyed

Posted by Thieppy

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is there a monstrous wall of posts waiting for you each time you come by?

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only when capitalism is destroyed

Posted by Danika

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Who made you a girl?

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probably Kafuka

Posted by Danika

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Gonna pull a MarioBurger71 and lash out at us?

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only if capitalism is not destroyed

Posted by Nicole

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Is Danielle trying to provoke you? =o

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perhaps. who knows

Posted by Ｅｐｅｌｅ

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Is this ever going to be answered again?

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-1 blatantly unoriginal (see above)

Posted by Danika

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Did you find a fat Zombie girl in the sprites too?

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not yet, or not that I can remember

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

want some revolution in your coffee?

you don't need income anymore when capitalism is destroyed

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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well, her place is neither HERE nor there... good luck finding it.

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looks like his dream got real

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as for mine, it wasn't half bad, I don't seem to remember a lot of it tho

so, memory starts in my parents' house court, where I find some weird flight device. you stick some strap thing on your head, and it has large wings (2-3m each) attached. you take off by running a (apparently short) distance, then adjust your trajectory by pulling a string on the left.

I first train myself for a while, eventually I master it and manage to fly over the house and get to the backyard.

I fly more using it, but I don't remember details, but it's epic shit nonetheless.


some house in the desert or similar place.

I hang around with friends there, several of them are trans (one of them seems to be a trans guy I actually know irl). they propose going to the beach...

I accept, but then remember that my body isn't shaved cleanly and I have no razors left. I decide to go buy some razors to try fixing that before we go.

(my memory is imprecise at this point, but I think that's how it went)

I use the wings to get to a place where I can buy shit.

there is a point where the strap thing slips off my head, but it doesn't get bad. I just put it back on.

but when I get back, border police bust me. I look at the route on Google Map. turns out I illegally crossed a border to get to a shop, as if I went from Morocco to Spain or something, but without a sea inbetween. weird.

so I halt at the border. the 'border police' are two agents that don't wear uniforms or anything identifying them as some police. weird. one of them looks like Nicolas Cage.

I go to a place with a tilted grid thing, they follow me there (at the same time I hear police comment it in some weird coded language). I enlarge a hole in the grid, sit on it, and proceed to... take a shit. the agents comment about it. I plan on using Cage's hat to wipe once I'm done, but I wake up before doing so.

oh well.

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had lots of dream material, but I only remember the one I had in the last 30 minutes of sleep


so it begins with me entering a grocery store or supermarket of kinds, to buy groceries for the week

I look at food items and consider how long they'll last, etc...

I pick up a pack of ravioli, then I realize I have no cart or basket or bag. fortunately I'm still close to the entrance and there's a stack of green baskets, so I take one

but then I also realize I have no money (wearing some lazy comfy shorts and the pockets are ostensibly empty), so I leave and postpone the whole thing to tomorrow

[on the way out I'm walking but somehow it becomes that I'm aboard dad's car]

on the freeway, driving along

several occurences of driving alongside a girl on a Barbie Girl kinda scooter, she is trying to carry a white multifunction printer on her seat, and taking really weird positions (to try holding it, I guess)

in the meantime we're playing this song in our car

but unsurprisingly the endeavor does not go too well. the printer slides off the seat and falls, with a corner kind of sinking into the road and severely damaged. (could and should have been much worse considering the speed, tho)

the girl notices and stops in the emergency lane (at this point she's back to a normal driving position). the printer is surprisingly close, so guess we weren't going that fast at all actually??

dad leaves the freeway (there are things he moans about but I don't remember), but just going into some loop and eventually entering the freeway again, so we could keep following the girl and ensuring she doesn't lose her printer again...? we see she picked it up and is back on track, but she left some white plastic bits behind.

in the loop, a speed limit sign that says 18, with weird shit around. I wonder whether it's saying the speed limit there is 18km/h (which would be quite an atypical number) or whether they're reminding us of the phone number for emergencies (in France we dial 18 to call the fire brigade).

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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thanks, fellow Acmlmboarders


(and I typed Acmlmboards there)

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