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Posts: 4521/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
Which stat would you rather have 255 of, Evasion, Magic Evasion, Defense, or Magic Defense?
Evasion, because applying it to real me would be hilarious. A big, goofy fucker that is untouchable is funny to me. Any particular RPG item favourites? The first thing that popped into my head was "healing items that aren't a waste of a turn to use", like tier 2-3 potions where taking a hit won't force you to immediately heal again. |
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Level: 127
Posts: 4523/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
"Well, Belagarion!" Roff gives a hearty laugh for his greeting, "May I call you Bel?"
"You may as well, we all do." Zarik interjects before Bel can respond, "Except Zissou. Then again, being the stick-up-the-ass sage type; he's insistent on being prim and proper. Calling everyone by heir unabridged names, if he knows them, regardless of protests to the contrary. He doesn't even use contracted words. Now that you said my full name, he might start calling me that, even though it's my Dragon-given name and I hate the suffix." "Frankly, Zarik," Zissou retorts, "In cases such as yours, I will concede to using your abbreviated name as to respect your wishes, given the context of what we're currently up against. As for the rest, I am from an age and background that spoke regally, and the habit was too hard to break, so I never attempted to modernize my speech." "Okay, fine. Fair enough, flea bag!" Zarik says as he rolls his eyes. "Quite so, whelp." Zissou quips back. The two share a dagger glare at each other, then start chuckling. "Lovely relationship ye seem to have, you two." Roff says with a chuckle before turning grave serious. "Onto what the scumbags may be doing to our girl. That'll depend on what kind of access they have to her body." "Well," Zissou begins, "She had confided in me that she can use her shapeshifting to effectively remove the parts of interest - in essence turning herself into a living child's doll made of flesh and bone - but she has no ability to stop the sensation of stimulation. She said as much that it had the opposite effect of heightening her sensitivity. I dared not ask how she came to discover such a phenomenon, but instructed her to use her body runes to dull her nerves. Or another type of defense." "That's all well and good for someone solely wanting sex." Roff replies, coldly, "These are dreadspawn hellbent on breaking their victim's will, as well as only interested in getting their jollies off with no regard to anything. They may not be able to play with her bits, but they could just want contact with her body while they go through the motions. More or less using her as a masturbatory aid." "Ah! Nope! Don't need to hear this!" Zarik says, covering his ears, "It's one thing if we're discussing any other girl, but I don't need to know about my sister being the object of some freak's sexcapades, regardless of her consent level. Knowing it's rapey like that shouldn't be a surprise, but I still don't need to know!" Looking at Bel, he says, "You have my trust and blessing to do as you please with her, as long as you don't hurt her; but you better not go into detail about any of it with me in earshot." Aren stops eating his stew and sets his bowl down, clearly having lost his appetite. "Now it all makes sense. Why Zarik was so ruthless in the, frankly, farce of a battle we had in the woods on the way here... And why Bel made the threat at me as we were leaving Ada. They both knew the gravity of the situation long before I put the pieces together. How could I have been so naive?" Slumping back into his chair, he meekly apologizes, "I'm so sorry guys." "Don't sweat it, meathead." Zarik reassures his friend, "I thought it was obvious." |
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Level: 127
Posts: 4524/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
"I think I'm gonna follow his lead. I'm tired, and pretty disgusted." Zarik says, getting up from the table and heading upstairs without another word. Scooping Bakk up as a courtesy.
"Well," Roff says with palpable surprise, "Those two reacted in roundabout the way I would have expected. But the other two? Absolute shell shock stoicism from you. The Kobold is eerily quiet, though. Probably too far gone by the absurdity of the whole ordeal." "Not shell shock." Zissou states flatly, "I already knew what we were discussing. I have been steeling myself for this little chat. I am trying dearly to remain composed. Zarik was as well, using our typical caustic banter as a coping mechanism." Looking at, Aren, whom is just staring blankly at his uneaten stew, he continues, "My boy, though... He is not taking it well. Would you please assist me in taking him to his room, good sire?" "Aye, I will. Roff says, "Up with ye!" he says gently hoisting Aren from his seat. Zissou braces Aren from the other side and the two men get the lumbering one upstairs after some trepidation. After more or less dumping Aren on his bed with little fanfare, Roff and Zissou part their ways and settle in for the night. The night passes peacefully, and Zarik is the first to rise. Heading down to the main hall, he says. "Alright, Roff. What's the plan?" Roff sips his coffee and says, "Well, lad, we should wait fer yer friends and have a hearty breakfast. Ye'll need yer strength!" Zissou stirs next and exits his room, looking over the banister, he sees Zarik and Roff at the bar. Not wanting to waste time, he goes into Aren's room and shakes him awake and drags him downstairs to audible protests. |
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Level: 127
Posts: 4525/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
Banned for failing to follow a request in my ask thread. Repeatedly. |
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Level: 127
Posts: 4526/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
COME GET YOU SOME! |
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"Mornin' lads," Roff says with a serious tone, "Today be the day o' reckonin' for ye. Gey something on yer bellies to give ye strength ta do what needs be done." Then he motions to a fresh serving of biscuits and gravy, sausage, and eggs.
Zarik appears to have already started scarfing his food down eagerly. Cocking his head back to look at Bel, he says, "You, uh, mind elaborating there? Needed time to what, exactly? Given last night's departure, my brain is not giving that a good context." "I don't think I have much of an appetite." Aren says, can't shake a bad feeling in the pit of my gut since last night. I tried divining the stars and arcana, but nothing in the readings made sense." Zissou begins eating his food and says, "Regardless, you need to eat. We cannot abide you fainting from lack of sustenance. Try to explain what you saw." "I can't explain it." Aren begins, trying to bring himself to eat, "I kept seeing catastrophe upon the expanded Royal Road of the future timeline. It just doesn't make any sense. It didn't make sense in general contexts, and how it came up numerous times. Small details in the readings would happen, but the general overview always ended with the a reading that wanted to scream 'widespread destruction' I can't help but be concerned that this could be a bad thing for us." "I Can't even pretend ta understand yer jibberings, mate." Roff says with a scratch of his beard. "Fortune telling." Aren clarifies, "No matter who I tried to do a reading for, the outcome never changed. Does that mean bad things, or what? I don't get it." "Are you certain you were actually performing readings for different people?" Zissou questions, "Surely something was pulling your heartstrings and distracting you from what what really going through your mind." "Like?" Aren says, confused. "You seemed torn up over the sudden realization about Cai." Zarik chimes in over an empty plate, "I don't claim to understand that shit, but maybe your deck was divining Cai over and over because of subconscious fear for her. Fucked if I know, though." |
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Posts: 4528/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
We need to get to the CORE of the issue. |
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Posts: 4529/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
Banned for disrespecting Golden Sun by not knowing those are the elemental djinni. |
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Posts: 4530/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
Banned for needing to play the best RPGs on the GBA |
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Posts: 4531/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
"Bel has a point." Zarik says, "Either we win and give Roff a light show of a lifetime, or we lose and he gets caught up in the light show to end all light shows on this plane. The big hoorah that will cease its existence as we know it."
"What da ye mean, lad?" Roff questions. "Either we light up the sky by turning our targets into a grease stain on the rocks, or Aesalth is gonna go full dark god and nuke this entire plane of existence into the antithesis thereof." Zarik says with a mouthful. "Och... Gruesome." Roff replies solemnly. "Ye best rough 'em up good, then!" "Between the four of us, there's enough latent rage to turn the entire dragon roost into a pile of rubble." Zarik says, helping himself to more food. "And I couldn't bring myself to feel a shred of remorse if it comes to that." Aren and Zissou sit in silence and eat while listening to Zarik's boast. Neither has anything to add or argue against. |
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Posts: 4532/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
Someone called the COPS! |
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Posts: 4533/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
Banned for banning me for not playing [unnamed game]. |
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Posts: 4534/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
In the words of Dexter, Boy Genius: I'm gonna BOP you, girl! |
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Posts: 4535/4986 EXP: 23608649 Next: 117917 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1261 days Last view: 1261 days |
Don't MOPE about it. |
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That's a NOPE from me! |
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"It's definitely cannibalism to me and Cai." Zarik says, "Plus, we're primarily up against black dragons. Carrion scavengers. That meat and, by extension, the fluids, are likely unpalatable or outright toxic."
"Dude, really!?" Aren exclaims, "We're trying to eat here!" "If talking about what we're gonna be up against in near the next hour is enough to turn your stomach, you've gone soft." Zarik belts back, "We've dealt with worse! Like, I dunno, a literal shit monster." "Alright, fine." Aren relents, "But not everyone here has the balls of steel you have." "Hush, the topic was not being discussed loudly until you raised a stink about it!" Zissou growls, "Now finish eating and prepared yourself." "Anyway!" Zarik shouts and hits the counter, "Bel. Any secondary effects to those, like revitalizing the user from a drain-induced coma? I can't help but get the feeling we'll need something like that when we save Cai." |
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