Why is it that Ask threads get a rough estimate of 70% of the activity on the entire forum?

They are easy to post in and respond to as opposed to the other threads that require thought and will eventually run dry of things to post in. After you say how you sleep, why would you ever post in the sleep thread again, really? Maybe to respond to other people, but here it's FAR easier.

To be fair, we did tie. Then he beat me 3 to 1 in a rematch and 2 to 1 in a battle match (but I had NO idea what to do in the battles). He didn't REALLY "mop the floor" with me....

I wonder, am I the only guy here who doesn't eat burgers? I find them disgusting and they taste awful. This is, of course, just me I'm sure (They smell delicious though, which is weird).

SO MUCH EASTER CANDY OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO EXPLODE

I had, like, 29 damn posts. I remember the days that'd give you first place. YOU ALL POST TOO MUCH.

I like being on the bottom though, and a lady's down there, too. Hey Gywall, can you switch TKB and me on the rankings so I'm not near any other gentlemen? Thanks.

I got like three. I don't remember any except another fucking goomba. YOU HAVE, LIKE, FOUR.

At least change their names... SMB1 Goomba, SMB3 Goomba, ect?

I actually didn't know either fer a while. I still need to sit down and beat the Master Quest. Maybe this summer, when I got more time.

I got back into Dwarf Fortress. Did I mention that? I'm just playin' with a mod, though. We totally should do some kinda legacy fort here.... Didn't, like, KP try that before?

EDIT: It was Sukasa and it was a livestream thing. My suggestion still stands.

Posted by Nicole

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Curse you and your mod-like powers!

Why must the staff taunt me so.

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Why are you asking questions in your own ask thread, this seems counter-intuitive.

Posted by Trelior

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Am I the only male in this active user base that isn't head over heels in love with you and Nicole in one way or another?

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Well fuck you too, I guess I don't matter at all.

I probably couldn't name where all the Pikachu Sprites are if you showed them to me.

Do we even have Sonic in there yet? Put him in. And Ristar. And Ronald from Ronald McDonald's Treasure Land Adventures.

.....What? They're all good Genesis platformers!

Actually yes even if it wouldn't have been true, it would have made me feel a bit better about myself.

Nonetheless, I was kidding. Liliana, why DO you think everyone fawns over you here? I mean, I seriously don't understand. You're cool people, but.... I'm not about to bend over backwards for you guys.

Posted by Liliana

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Posted by GreyMaria

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Would you prefer he have said "you, Nicole, and Marzen" instead?

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People are in love with Marzen?

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Wow, gee, thanks, that doesn't hurt my feelings at all ):

Thinkin' no one could possibly love me.... *lumbers over to bell tower and rings the bells*

Posted by Gywall

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Posted by Liliana

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Well, as they say:

The British can easily determine when it's summer - the rain gets a bit warmer.

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One of these days, I'll prove to you we don't have eternal rain.. actually..

(Beautiful beach)

Have a picture from when I was at Bognor Regis. That place was practically the sunniest place I've ever visited. Risk of sunburn for some people.

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I get sunburned just from LOOKIN' at the sun funny. I'm pale as shit and I can't NOT get pale. I just get sunburned, but then the sunburn clears up and I'm as pale as before! That's a pretty nice lookin' beach there, though


I'm currently contemplating murdering my computer and buying another.

I'm glad I finally got to use that. Also I wish I could say it was actually me.

Nicole why does no one want to ask me questions? Am I just not interesting? ):

Posted by Gywall

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Posted by Nicole

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Posted by Ailure

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Well if it was you then there is really a security hole somewhere that needs to be fixed.

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Or perhaps @Marzen64 is some sort of covert ninja admin.

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Nah, I think he's more of one of the lead actors in "Kafuka: Enhanced Drama Edition"

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*loud gasp, falls to the floor* How... how could you say such a thing? *flurry of hand movements*


I'm more of the shadowy Man Behind The Man for this board who rules everything through dozens of Gambit Pile Ups. Kinda like Blackhole from Board 2.

Posted by Gywall

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Posted by Ailure

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Posted by Gywall

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Nah, I think he's more of one of the lead actors in "Kafuka: Enhanced Drama Edition"

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Without drama it's not a real community.

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Indeed. However, it needs to be in moderation, so it doesn't look like a play.. soap opera.. movie.. or similar.

Although.. "Kafuka: The Movie" would be a very funny concept.

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Just wait till my evil twin brother gets here, ohhh ho HO, you think I'M dramatic!

I say good sir, why would one use clocks in their decor?

Because I am apparently a very odd mixture of Doc Scratch and Gaston now. Gaston uses antlers in all of his decorating, Doc Scratch likes clocks.

IT WORKS.

What would you do if some slick looking guy came in with the crowbar of one of your fallen underlings?

I would invite him in and give pleasant company. After all, nobody is as excellent a host as Gaston.

Then I would as Gordon Freeman what he was doing in my house.

Ah, but I was obviously talking about Spades Slick. And he's got issues with your decorating. Now wh8t?


I am sorry but this does not seem to be a question. And anyway, as I am an alternate universe Doc Scratch (Mixed with Gaston and a puppet), we do not have this "spades slick". We have Gordan Freeman.

My memory isn't AWFUL but it's pretty damn bad. With names and dates specifically, but that's everyone. People constantly gotta remind me about what I planned to do that day.