Posted by Lili~ ♥

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* Liliana tries to imagine fat Nicole

* Liliana has her head explode

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I wasn't fat, just not underweight like I am now

Posted by Lili~ ♥

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Well, uh... I didn't buy meals from school because they only had bread and that seemed pretty lackluster to me. Plus, I didn't have my own money so I couldn't buy anything even if I wanted.

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Only bread? Wow...

Posted by Lili~ ♥

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Posted by Nicole

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I wasn't fat, just not underweight like I am now

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Are you saying you're proud of being unhealthy?

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Just pointing it out, since you seem to have an interest in my weight (I still don't think I'm unhealthy...)

Posted by Lili~ ♥

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Posted by Nicole

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Posted by Lili~ ♥

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Well, uh... I didn't buy meals from school because they only had bread and that seemed pretty lackluster to me. Plus, I didn't have my own money so I couldn't buy anything even if I wanted.

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Only bread? Wow...

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Obviously the concept of a "lunch" hasn't reached all of Germany yet.

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Evidently so...

Posted by Mary

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What were the causes and socio-political consequences of the war of spanish succession?

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Damnit Bavarian-prince-guy, could you just have stayed alive, is that so hard?! (and don't get me started on Charles II, though I suppose the blame really rests on all the people in the family before him)

It ended my dream of a globe-spanning Hapsburg empire for good.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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I have a few questions:

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19:59 SquidGirl Did the British Redcoats use U-boats to decimate Pearl Harbor in the War of 1812?

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U-boats weren't invented yet- the British used primitive nuclear weapons.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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20:00 SquidGirl And why was Georgia part of the Confederate States of America but it later became part of the Soviet Union?

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The US traded Georgia to the USSR in exchange for Alaska to thank them for the assistance they played during the Civil War. (The British Civil War, specifically)

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Was the Spanish-American War caused by a Spanish U-boat torpedo-ing the Maine?

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You have to look deeper here- Maine is a state, yes, but who formerly owned Maine? Massachusetts. And what is Maine named after, a province in France. And what else is in France? Calais, which formerly belonged to England before being lost during the reign of Queen Mary. And now we really go down the rabbit hole... and who else went down the rabbit hole but Alice of Wonderland fame... more ties to England right there. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Posted by KP9000

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Why is none of this photographically documented?

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Of course it is! Well, the past weekend wasn't.

Posted by KP9000

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Fuck.

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This is a question thread, not somewhere to give me commands.

Posted by Mary

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There's photographs of most of the stuff we talk about here.

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Maybe I'll just toss "Ask Mary too" onto the thread title, it will cement my dominance over all you peasant's threads anyway

Posted by Mary

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Oh Nicole, want to invite allie and quinn over this weekend? For adventures...we can tape it for KP9000's benefit.

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Hehe~ That sounds like an idea that I can get behind.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Are you and Mary going to do things to a marble cube block?

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj3axquSo1qaqps8o1_500.jpg

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Hm, I wonder if Mary would be interested in playing Sonic the Hedgehog, since Pokemon seems to just be too tortuous...

Posted by Phyresis

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Do you think that, by this point, you would expect the Spanish Inquisition?

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Hoping they'll go after Mary instead, honestly.

Posted by KP9000

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So, aside from the photo teasing, when are you going to let Mary make you play Minecraft while being recorded?

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We have plans to do so, at some indefinite point in time.

I wonder if you would choose rather to see sexy photos or to see that video

Posted by KP9000

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Also, Have you been so tired you were confused by the thread title and made you edit your post two times while making yourself look like a cunt head in the process?

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I would hope I don't get confused by my own thread title

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Are you a plebeian?

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I'll have you know I am a patrician, thank you very much.

Posted by Mary

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So should I just post porn all the time?

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I think you've well and good scared Epele away, and I think she was the only one complaining

Posted by Mary

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Nicole, may I post that really hot naked picture of you I took?

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If you'd like~ you have a way with a camera.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Do you plan on having an aristocracy?

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It seems like a time-tested way to rule a country for the long term.

Posted by Mary

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Why does Gywall have shitty taste?

https://flpics1.a.ssl.fastly.net/795/795366/0004fbd0-52a5-af42-4ece-9dd15d052059_720.jpg

Aren't you hot?

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you're hotter though

also picture does not deserve to be buried at the bottom of the last page </so vain>

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Is being Yxêš better than being sexy?

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Who's Yxes, a friend of yours?

Posted by Phyresis

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Posted by Nicole

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Posted by Phyresis

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Do you think that, by this point, you would expect the Spanish Inquisition?

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Hoping they'll go after Mary instead, honestly.

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Well, you're not going to send them after her, are you?

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This isn't even Spain, I don't think Pretty sure we have to worry more about Puritans in these parts. (But thankfully they mellowed out)

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Is that picture of you that Mary posted fake? If not, then I will have to shoot myself.

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No, it's real... I don't understand why that's a bad thing

Posted by Mary

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Nicole, are you suggesting the inquisition is after me because I'm a jew? :p

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His Most Catholic Majesty is not pleased with you, Mary.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Well, "Ÿxêš" means "sexy@, I made it up.

Also, isn't it unfortunate that I saw that picture of you?

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I mean the picture was deliberately posted with my permission...

Posted by SquidEmpress

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At least it's nothing like Balkan Erotic Epic *shudder* Oh God, I'm pretty sure the Balkan Erotic Epic video was made by extraterrestrials.

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Well, I am and may be many things, but I am at least seventy-three point eight percent certain that I'm from Earth.

Posted by KP9000

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Posted by Nicole

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Posted by Mary

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Why does Gywall have shitty taste?

https://flpics1.a.ssl.fastly.net/795/795366/0004fbd0-52a5-af42-4ece-9dd15d052059_720.jpg

Aren't you hot?

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Posted by SquidEmpress

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Is that picture of you that Mary posted fake? If not, then I will have to shoot myself.

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No, it's real... I don't understand why that's a bad thing

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I think I'm still surprised this picture exists despite Mary's post history...

...And I can't fathom any reason to want to shoot myself other than the fact that it'd stop my nose from bleeding.

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It was kind of a happy accident, I just happened to be carrying towels and they happened to drape themselves on me in such a way...

...and shooting yourself would just increase the net blood output. Seems inefficient.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Does me sucking on Princess Rosalina's cock scare you a lot?

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I mean, you can suck on anyone's cock you'd like, it's a free country after all...

I'm just not a big fan of cocks in general, you see...

Posted by Mary

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I have pictures of her naked, in latex, tied up in rope, covered in hot wax...actually those are super hot...

I also have pictures of her dressed in lolita too (she's ADORABLE as a lolita, she looks better in my clothes than I do, not fair)..

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*turns bright red*

Posted by Mary

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Oh yeah...a question....

Uhm... Nicole...what's your opinion of the one china policy?

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You know, there'd only be one China in fact as well as policy if the ROC became an independent Taiwan. Just saying.

Posted by Mary

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Nixon is rolling in his grave nicole!

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Clean, renewable energy for all!

Posted by Mary

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So nicole, should we make more sexy pictures of you? I mean, there's enough of me out there on the intrawebs due to porn and attention whoring. YOU need some! Right?

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I think you need to take the pictures, it never works as well when I take sexy pictures of myself... but sure

Posted by Phyresis

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Did you know that you can survive missing a fairly surprising amount of blood without too many ill effects? Like, even if you're missing about 20% of your blood, the effects aren't horribly noticeable, especially if you're not standing up.

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This is good news for people reading this thread, evidently.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Do you think ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) will be worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Mao? ISIS is to al-Qaeda, Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Taliban as the Westboro Baptist Church is the Neo-Nazis, White Power Skinheads, and the Ku Klux Klan. Even Bashar al-Assad and Iran hate ISIS.

Don't you think the empire that ISIS proposes is going to be much, much, much worse than Nazi Germany?

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To my eternal shame, I'm not actually following current events in the Middle East that closely... I kind of stopped following the news around 2012 except for trains.

Posted by KP9000

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Posted by Nicole

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Posted by KP9000

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So, aside from the photo teasing, when are you going to let Mary make you play Minecraft while being recorded?

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We have plans to do so, at some indefinite point in time.

I wonder if you would choose rather to see sexy photos or to see that video

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Maybe you should just combine both of them?

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That's a good idea! Of course, the video will only be of the game footage, but I can insist I'm naked the whole time.

Posted by KP9000

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Posted by Mary

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I have pictures of her naked, in latex, tied up in rope, covered in hot wax...actually those are super hot...

I also have pictures of her dressed in lolita too (she's ADORABLE as a lolita, she looks better in my clothes than I do, not fair)..

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double brag detected

So I assume you two moved past the boring double-ended dildo stage a while ago then?

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Posted by KP9000

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When did you discover you were mutually interested in wax and bondage?

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She's been into it long before we started dating, so she introduced me to things...

Posted by Phyresis

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Posted by SquidEmpress

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Does me sucking on Princess Rosalina's cock scare you a lot?

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Is this true, about her anatomy?

... thread owner can answer too, sorry, I just got sidetracked.

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As far as I know the only canonical transsexual in the Mario series is Birdetta.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Anyway, do you think Mary and I would make a great team to eradicating prejudice.

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Why do you want to form a team with my girlfriend?! =o

Posted by Mary

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Nicole and I don't even have sex, we just do the kinky stuff... I think we skipped a step.

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Mary I was literally in the process of answering gods....

Posted by Mary

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btw, Nicole want to fuck sometime soon?

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I'm working on it~

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Life is as dangerous as you make it. Don't put yourself in dangerous situations and you'll be fine.

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But what if the dangerous situation comes to you? Weather, for example.

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Is weather more dangerous based on gender? originally wrote "dangerious", what is happening to my brain

Posted by CherryBunny

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Posted by Nicole

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Posted by SquidEmpress

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Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Life is as dangerous as you make it. Don't put yourself in dangerous situations and you'll be fine.

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But what if the dangerous situation comes to you? Weather, for example.

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Is weather more dangerous based on gender? originally wrote "dangerious", what is happening to my brain

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Does men being taller and lightning storms count?

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But I know plenty of men who are shorter than me!

Posted by Mary

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You better work on it.... slut?

btw, want to have gay sex while we blast rush limbaugh? I bet it would be fun.

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Posted by SquidEmpress

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How does lesbian sex happen? Like, protrusion on protrusion would work but would open area on open area work? If you know what I mean. Or is it hand in open area like protrusion in mouth?

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Not going to lie, I did not expect this to become the sex thread.

Posted by CherryBunny

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But if there were no bigots in the world, it'd be boring.

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I can think of plenty of things that are interesting other than bigots

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Who do you find to be scary people?

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Everyone. *hides in apartment*

Posted by KP9000

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Whatever happened to mine...?

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It was locked in glass.

Posted by KP9000

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So, are either of you two lactose intolerant?

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Nope.

Posted by KP9000

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Do related bodily functions turn either of you off? Or, are you comfortable cracking one off in the other's presence?

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We tend to eat a lot of garlic, green peppers and pickles around each other and it's not a big deal... so I guess it has to be the latter

Posted by KP9000

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What are your thoughts on the situation in Iraq?

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Already answered.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Why did I forget about the clitoris?

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I hope you're not a gynecologist.

Posted by Mary

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Nicole, what do you think are the socio-political implications of the Prussians taking over the Rhineland?

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Are they taking it over again?! I mean, I didn't even know there were that many Prussians left.

Posted by Lili~ ♥

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Do you think you'd win if you were in Who wants to be a millionaire?

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Probably not- I'd freak out, and even if I didn't, too many pop culture questions

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Which letter of the alphaber do you think is the sexiest?

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N is the best letter of the alphabet in every way, including sexiness. and yes, this is a long-held opinion of mine, why do you ask?

I honestly don't like review scales... I read reviews for the reviewers experience, since people's opinions on video games so rarely agree perfectly with mine I need specifics.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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I ask because uh, I don't know.

Also, why do you feel comfortable in discussing "cracking one of" as in sulfuric methane?

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Of all people here, chemical references to biological functions are going to bother me the least

Posted by Lili~ ♥

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Or maybe Squiddy has something specific in mind?

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Hm... are you thinking something?

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Does Liliana think that I have a digestive system?

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Let me channel @"Archer" for a moment and say, do you not?

Posted by SquidEmpress

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You don't know that I am an extraterrestrial and I find this so-called defecation nasty?

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The elimination of waste products would appear to be necessary to life. Explain.

Posted by Phyresis

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Is Heaven a place where nothing ever happens?

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I haven't been there.