Posted by Robbie Rage

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You vs. Lord of Destruction Beerus.

Ice Cream Sundae making contest.

How do you win?

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Gotta go with my gut instinct and the classic. Vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, walnuts, whipped cream, cherry on top. Can't go wrong.

Posted by shan

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who wins in goku vs sans vs naruto vs nicole??

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Goku: Tail was removed
Nicole: Luxurious cat tail

Winner: Nicole

Sans: A skeleton, so dead by definition
Nicole: Uses the Century Gothic font, didn't play Undertale

Winner: Nicole

Naruto: Has a fox spirit? I honestly know nothing about him
Nicole: Cats > Foxes

Winner: Nicole, unless Naruto distracts Nicole with the sexy no jutsu

Nicole: Totally incompetent and will probably trip over her own feet
Nicole: is attached to Nicole's feet

Winner: Nicole

As you can see, I win against everyone except for myself.

Posted by Danika

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Last time you had a Slurpee?

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Probably back last year when I saw Rise of Skywalker, I always get one at the movie theatre.

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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You think Volkruss would be a match for you?

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Oh probably, they look very intimidating.

Posted by shan

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bringing it back?? what, was that an old old acmlm thing?

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*remembers when the Sim-Battle Forum was first added* oh gods I'm so old

Posted by Danika

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Seen Hidden Figures yet?

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No-- I should have, but I never got around to it...

I seriously don't watch movies unless someone else brings it up o.o

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Isn't it 1,000 years?

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No, but after 10,000 years I'll be free-- time to conquer Earth!

Posted by Danika

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Can a furry cat type?

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He doesn't touchtype properly at all, even worse than me

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Posted by Nicolyn

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Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Isn't it 1,000 years?

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No, but after 10,000 years I'll be free-- time to conquer Earth!

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Assuming it's still there, right?

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I mean, the Earth is probably still going to be there; whether anyone's living on it-- or anything is living on it for that matter, well, that's another question.

But an uninhabited planet is probably easier to conquer anyway.

leap year... will the bunnies be triumphant?

Posted by Danika

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Provided it's not full of hostile sentient machines or cockroaches huh?

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I mean, the regular Earth is full of both of those right now, so if it's only one then maybe that's an improvement

Posted by Robbie Rage

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What if God was one of us?

Just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home?

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Then God better look out for the coronavirus, they say the elderly are particularly vulnerable and who's more elderly than the Creator who was born before Time itself?

Posted by Danika

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Tia and Tamera or Mary Kate and Ashley?

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Mary-Kate and Ashley, a bit embarrassed to say but I was a huge fan of them when I was a kid, watched all their videos

Posted by DarkWitchClaire

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what do you think it would be like if earth had another equally sized moon?

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That'd be cool! It'd make tides very chaotic, so I wonder if people would avoid the coasts?

Also, nighttime would be brighter, since chances are at least one moon would probably be full? They'd have to be in different orbits or they'd crash into each other, so I assume they'd be out of sync

Posted by Epele

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Do you follow any cat-focused twitter accounts?

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Indeed-- Bodega Cats and Catgirl Bot.

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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If God was there before time began, doesn't it mean he also exists out of time and as such isn't affected by the corona virus?

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If God exists outside of the universe, then he can't be a stranger on the bus, though.

Posted by Robbie Rage

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I wonder how long Kafuka will be around for?

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At least another week. Maybe even a month.

Beyond that... who knows?

Posted by Danika

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Still haven't found what you're looking for?

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At this point I think I've forgotten

Posted by DarkWitchClaire

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what if god were the entire universe?

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Then why do we have different words for "god" and "universe"? Someone tell the OED

Ah I see, that chain's not closing, it's been acquired... a better fate than most people working for a store named "Sears" got, I think :p

Posted by Robbie Rage

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Have we made enough musical references yet?

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..what song is this a reference to i can't figure it out ahhhhhhh

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Do threads get old after 1,000 pages then?

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They certainly get cold. Someone turn up the heat.

Posted by Danika

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Is Bounty the best paper towel?

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The prophecy says that it is the "quicker picker upper"; certainly one would not want the slower picker upper, as that would decrease picker upping efficiency.

Posted by DarkWitchClaire

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would you buy an aftermarket floppy drive for an 80s computer?

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If I needed a floppy for the computer, and I couldn't find an original, why not? Not like they're making new ones.

Posted by Robbie Rage

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What's the oldest musical artist you're a fan of?

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No idea? The Animals, maybe?

Posted by AtomicAstro

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If you kill God, do you become the new God or is there just no God?

Also, if you use a weapon to assist in killing God, do you or the weapon you used become God now?

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Pretty sure if you kill God, you only become God if you put on his red suit. See The Santa Clause for more details

Though I guess if you stab God, then the knife enters the suit first. So not sure how that works.

Posted by Danika

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Tiffany Haddish, Danielle Brooks or Lizzo: who would you most like to have a drink or two with?

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I don't really know any of them as people, just from their work? So I'll go with Lizzo because she had that awesome 80's-style video

GIVE ME MY HOUR BACK, COWARDS

Posted by Danika

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Would Ugly Dolls have done better had it been released at different time, like in August?

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Dunno; I'm not an expert on the film industry-- summer was definitely the right time because kids are out of school, though.

Posted by Rambly

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if god is everywhere doesn't he hav e the corona virus already from being in contact with people who have coronavirus

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rip God ∞ BC - 2020 AD, His ineffable last words were "why did i even create a virus capable of killing me, that was dumb"

Posted by Rambly

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more importantly why aren't people asking me cool music questions, i want to talk about the animals and old musical artists ;~;

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I don't understand why people ask me music questions! If it wasn't for Spotify I'd still just be one of those nerds who listens to nothing but video game music