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StapleButter
Posted on 06-01-14 11:49 PM, in Time marches on...for whom the bell tolls Link | ID: 65069
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How long do you think the board will work before exploding due to too much posts?

Same question with Ninji's Seattle script.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 12:26 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 65098
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Posted by Kawa
How did that work out for you?

I mostly told people to go get some aspirin.

There aren't much extreme cases in Mushroom Kingdom. Other than Toads occasionally getting burnt by Bowser.


shamelessly reviving my long-dead ask thread, yay

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 01:07 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 65114
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Posted by SquidEmpress
Are you a staple-shaped sausage covered in butter? :P

Nope, I'm not food.

Damn, you made me hungry there.

Posted by Reizenni
Why did you help with 2% of the posting in my thread?

Because I wanted to leave my mark in one of Kafuka's posting sprees, even if said spree was mostly in one thread.

And because I had nothing to do :P

Posted by sleepy
Are you an actual plumber?

Nope. I'm a student, and aiming at working in programming.

I figure I could become a plumber if I fail, though.

Posted by Reizenni
Do you like to be wacky?

Depends on my mood.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 01:11 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie (rev. 2 of 06-02-14 01:13 AM by StapleButter) Link | ID: 65121
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Posted by Reizenni
So a post spree...without me? D:

Not our fault if you weren't here at the moment it happened :P

Posting sprees are like hunger. You don't control when they happen. :)

Posted by SquidEmpress
Would you call Interpol if one of your personal enemies knocked on your front door?

Nah. I'd hit them with my banhammer.

Or my fist, considering banhammers are seldom available IRL.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 01:13 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie (rev. 2 of 06-02-14 01:15 AM by StapleButter) Link | ID: 65127
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Posted by Reizenni
Posted by StapleButter
Not our fault if you weren't here at the moment it happened :P

Posting sprees are like hunger. You don't control when they happen. :)

But how can I control my hunger then?

As I said, you don't.

Posted by SquidEmpress
Can't there also be thirst for sprees?

Nah. Hunger fits it more.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 01:19 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 65133
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Definitely, but I'm not as much of a big poster as I was a few years ago.

Blarg. Here comes fucking nostalgia.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 01:21 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 65136
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Simple.

1. Banish Flash from the Internet. No more shitty Flash ads, and reinforced overall security. Double win!
2. Ship browsers with Adblock Plus installed by default.


Also hah, you didn't ninja me this time.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 01:39 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 65160
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Posted by SquidEmpress
Do you bench a lot?

Bench a lot, as in?

Posted by Reizenni
Will you reach a post spree?

I don't think so. As I said, I'm not a big poster anymore.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 01:42 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 65168
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Ah. Well, nope.

Fucking laziness. That, and the fact I tried to do push-ups several times before, and nothing ever happened.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 01:47 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie (rev. 2 of 06-02-14 01:48 AM by StapleButter) Link | ID: 65176
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1. Because we're human beings! :)

Laziness can lead to efficiency, too. Getting shit done spending the least effort on it.


2. Probably me. :)


blarg you had to ninja me.
3. "If you had to fry a bagel in 30 seconds, and Mr. T was waiting at your door how many Lamborghini's would you have and what color would your dog be?"

I'd have -17 Lamborghini's and my dog would be blue.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 01:50 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie (rev. 2 of 06-02-14 01:51 AM by StapleButter) Link | ID: 65180
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1. I mean Blarg Dollars of course.

In Blarg Dollars, $1 BD equals $257.03 USD.


2. Dunno. Never seen it.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 01:54 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 65191
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Posted by Reizenni
Do I ninja you a lot?

You two keep doing it, blarg.

Posted by SquidEmpress
Does Blarg City have very low inflation?

Either that, or I just love to scam people :)

Posted by Reizenni
Is there a BlargTown?

Yes, but it's called Blarg City. It's the capital of Blargistan.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-02-14 02:51 PM, in your dreams Link | ID: 65589
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This dream was uh, weird. There are many parts to it but I only remember the end. As usual, I guess.

It starts with a modern world where for some dumb reason people have parts of them replaced with robotic parts. I myself have my right foot and ankle replaced.

Despite being able to walk fine, we have to use wheelchairs. There are also tall, narrow terminals. Each person has a terminal associated to them. Their terminal is painted in the color they want. Mine is all chromey.

From what I remember, the terminal lets you validate a card that allows you to walk or get around without the wheelchair for a limited amount of time. Or something in the like. But I'm somehow able to bypass that restriction as I didn't validate my card but can still walk.

Then I'm in a building. With someone else, we want to reach the underground levels of the building. We take a half-secret staircase. End up to a level with a door going outside, and a metal door that supposedly goes underground but is locked. We go outside.

Outside, it's weird. We meet some kind of canyon similar to the one here on the left. The ground is made of weird blocks, too.

On the left, there are bus stops. Many of them. But no bus in sight.

We looked into the canyon, or something...


Fast forward to another part of the dream (or more like another dream, as I woke up rather lazily). I was with my parents at grandparents' house. We were about to leave to go do something, don't know what. I wanted to take crap shoes with me as it supposedly wasn't going to be something pretty.

But my crap shoes were nowhere to be found. We looked in two places where we'd put shoes, but nope. Eventually it appeared that said shoes were already in the car. And after that... dunno.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-05-14 11:26 PM, in your dreams Link | ID: 66283
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Same as my last post, another really complex double dream. I accidentally woke up after 3 hours of sleep, so yeah.


First part is about a huge event that is held at a place looking like a university or engineering school. There are many people partying and it's cool. I don't remember much details, other than long slides installed on the building's roof. And having fun with other people, drinking, pretty standard party stuff...


Second part starts in a GTA5-like environment. For whatever reason, I'm wanted, and try to flee the police. There were no wanted stars as far as I can remember, but there was the minimap.

At some point I take a bridge that turns to the left, but the minimap shows a big blue dot further on said bridge. Assuming it was a police vehicle (which isn't the case in the real thing), I drive over the bridge's border, falling down to who knows where. View change, I'm now inside the vehicle rather than being the viewer. I somehow end up in my room, tiny enough to slip under my computer's desk. I hide there until I'm not wanted anymore.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-08-14 05:56 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 66507
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Is Blargistan near North Korea?
Nope. Not even close.

Is there a continent named Blargland?
Nope. Blargistan is somewhere in Europe. But nobody knows where. :)

Wasn't Kuribia annexed by East Germany at one point?
Nope. Kuribia has always been a free country. Or so I think.

So is Mario real?
Sure, if you consider that dragon turtles are real too.

Are there any Dry StapleButters in bottomless pits?
Nope. Butter can't be dry.

What about ButterStaples?
Not either.

Which board do you plan on updating to Blargboard first, MKDS Central or Rydia's Lair? Or are you going to update every board/forum in the world simultaneously to Blargboard?
MKDS Central is already running off Blargboard. But it needs an update.

As for the rest, dunno.

What things does laziness prevent you from doing?
Switching your board to Blargboard, for example.

Have you ever wanted to make a Super Mario Sunshine Level Editor?
Nope. Gamecube hacking is impractical. I also don't have that game.

Would you like to see a SMSLE out?
It'd be interesting. But I wouldn't participate.

Do you plan on entering Wii U hacking?

Nope. Is there anything interesting to do in there anyway, other than porting Reggie! to NSMBU?

What if I can't afford a $50 shirt?
No shirt for you. Have fun wearing whatever you usually wear.

Are Magmaarghs better than Goombas (Kuribos)?
Sure! They can burn shit. All Goombas do is walk slowly.

What's the fetish with Blarggs and Magmaarghs anyways?
Dunno.

But aren't squidgirls sexier than Magmaarghs? :-3
Nope.

What about Bunnygirls? Do you find furries attractive?
It feels... weird, but they can be attractive.

What would be your reaction to Kuribo69 (not a typo)?
Oh, someone counterfeiting my board? They shall die!

Would you create such a site?
No.

So Mario-tized question towers are now cool?
Question towers in general are cool, apparently.

If you created a tower of questions, would a terrorist bomb it?
They better not touch my fucking tower or I'll ban them.

Do you prefer ":P" or ";)"?
Depends on the context.

;) feels more friendly. :P feels more like you're playing around.

What about some StapleGrassButterTea?
No thanks, I'll rather have regular tea.

Is there a SM64DSe on the horizon?
Ask Fiachra.

Do you have any sisters? Brothers?
I have one sister, yeah.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-08-14 09:48 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 66515
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Take some rainbow, some waffles and some Acmlmboard. Mix together until it's homogeneous. Cook it until it looks good. Have fun.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-09-14 11:51 PM, in things you're scared of Link | ID: 66589
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There's not many things I'm scared of. Aside perhaps attempting a relationship other than friendship with a girl, because there's a high chance it'll fail and I'll look like an idiot.

Relatedly, I don't like driving. Always have to care about everything on every side. I'm always kinda scared that something happens.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-14-14 12:10 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 66995
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Posted by SquidEmpress
Should I put Skittles and M&M's in a cake pie?

Why not, it can taste good.

Posted by CherryBunny
What's the silliest thing you've seen this week?

Mobicaps (local bus company). They tell you that they're on strike and buses can't get out of their parking because it's blocked. And then you get to see one of their buses that somehow made it out the parking to pick up someone.

Also, their strike lasted for over three weeks.

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