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StapleButter
Posted on 06-17-14 11:54 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 67301
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Depends which kind of food. Do it wich chocolatey stuff and you get my approval. :)

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-18-14 08:01 PM, in So uh, I'm bisexual. Link | ID: 67401
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Posted by Archer
I've taken some thought to my sexuality lately as well. I thought that I was bisexual, but I met with a few other guys and thought something would come out of it... Turns out that I'm not really all that comfortable with even the thought of sex with another guy.

You're pretty much like me. I figured I was bisexual at some point, made some attempts, but in the end I'm kind of glad they didn't go anywhere. I couldn't imagine myself taking part to anal sex or even going anywhere further than kissing. So in the end, I don't think I'm truly bisexual.


SquidEmpress: you could look at your surroundings to determine how homophobic the people in your place are in average. If you see everyone acting heterosexual, that's no good.

You could try talking about that with your friends if you're comfortable with them. If you lose friends over this, they aren't true friends.

At the time I still thought I was bisexual, I told some friends about it. And well, aside from the occasional joke, they don't care. And they aren't particularly close friends.


In short, well, be yourself, but don't fall into the opposite excess and brag about it either. And you have to be careful about what place you're in. If for example you were to admit being gay in the middle of a ghetto, they'd all beat you to death because they're retards obsessed with manhood.

What else is there to say? Try with real persons. Futanari is fictional, you can't have a relationship with something that is made of pixels. Obsessing over that will do no good.

I'll admit that finding homo/bisexual guys is a pain. You can't just go and ask a guy out like you'd do for girls. Even if they're homo/bi, most of the times they'll act heterosexual and reject you hard. You'll have to go through gay dating sites.

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Posted on 06-18-14 08:28 PM, in So uh, I'm bisexual. Link | ID: 67412
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Posted by SquidEmpress
Er uh, dating sites? I always considered dating sites to be kinda sketchy. Remember that fake webcam site Wesley found that turned out to be a malware site?

As I said, if you want to find homo/bi guys without going through major pain, it's the only solution.

Common sense will avoid you a lot of trouble there.

Posted by Lili~ ♥
Posted by SquidEmpress
I also have no interest at all in anal sex.

How would you do it with a guy, then?

Blowjobs, I guess.

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-21-14 07:27 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 67632
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Ban them all.

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Posted on 06-23-14 02:42 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 67807
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The banhammer, of course!

Although there are more stylish ways of banning someone. My favourite is the banchainsaw.

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Posted on 06-23-14 02:49 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 67818
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Posted by SquidEmpress
Do you prefer the banzooka or and the bannuke?

Syntax error: you can't use OR and AND operators at the same time.

Posted by Schezo
Nuke Nuke'm?

Yep. Kaboom.

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Posted on 06-23-14 04:21 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 67894
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Posted by Schezo
What do you think is your second-best achievement?

Probably SM64DSe. Or Blargboard.

Posted by SquidEmpress
How in the world did I miss that typo? :P

Posting too fast tends to do that :P

Posted by Nicole
Is it possible to exploit your question parser by using a malformed question; WHERE 1 == 'admin';;?

Your request has been denied.

The parser is based on AB1.92, so technically, yeah. But it has a firewall around it :)

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-23-14 06:36 PM, in please don't post here, having such a huge backlog of questions scares me Link | ID: 67924
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What's it like to look in a diagonal mirror?

How many pages will this thread have in 2015? Will Acmlmboard be able to cope with so many page links?

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StapleButter
Posted on 06-23-14 06:37 PM, in please don't post here, having such a huge backlog of questions scares me (rev. 2 of 06-23-14 06:40 PM by StapleButter) Link | ID: 67925
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(dupe. what the hell, Acmlmboard)

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Posted on 06-23-14 06:46 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 67927
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No. If I sold it for $498.99, I'd go bankrupt.

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Posted on 06-23-14 08:53 PM, in status.php broken Link | ID: 67952
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One of the board's files (lib/config.php) has an UTF8 BOM that keeps coming back for whatever reason.

Said BOM is output at the beginning of images and breaks them. Retarded PHP.


Open that file in a good text editor and save it as UTF8 without BOM.

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Posted on 06-23-14 11:22 PM, in Philips Demands Ban on Wii and Wii U in US After Winning the Patent Dispute... Link | ID: 67969
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Oh fucking shit. If they succeed, that will be a hard hit to Nintendo. Potentially their end.

That whole patent shit is getting retarded. (see: Apple vs Samsung & co.)

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Posted on 06-24-14 12:15 AM, in your dreams Link | ID: 67977
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My last dream involved mom grabbing weirdly shaped fruit from a plant at the neighbours'. We were then going to use these fruit to do something with them, like jam or something. Don't remember well. Supposedly they tasted like lemon or something weird.

There was also me breaking some old wooden shutter apart so we could dispose it, and having an argument with mom over something related to it.

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Posted on 06-24-14 02:25 AM, in Philips Demands Ban on Wii and Wii U in US After Winning the Patent Dispute... Link | ID: 67987
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Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト
Posted by Dragon Goddess
Philips isn't exactly known for quality, however :P I have a friend who got a Philips 24" TV for Christmas, and a few months later it had a smoking problem :S



You base that conclusion on a single mishap?

Your friend just got one of those bad units. Happens with any brand every now and then.

Yep. We have a Philips microwave that is over 20 years old and still works fine.


The patent shit is getting retarded. Someday we'll get sued for running a messageboard because some dumb company will have patented the concept of messageboard. Or something equally dumb.

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Posted on 06-24-14 02:08 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie (rev. 2 of 06-24-14 02:10 PM by StapleButter) Link | ID: 68081
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Posted by Phyresis
Posted by StapleButter
No. If I sold it for $498.99, I'd go bankrupt.
I read that as 499.98 and got confused.

How often do you misread things?

Sometimes, it happens. It sucks, especially when it makes me look like an idiot while I'm trying to stand up against someone else.

Posted by CherryBunny
Why should I buy a Blargboard when I could use a "sakjgbdkaiskiad" for free?

A sakjgbdkaiskiad isn't nearly as good as a Blargboard. I heard they still have lots of security holes. And they crumble when it's too hot.

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Posted on 06-24-14 02:24 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 68083
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Sure. You can even fill a Blargboard with lava and it'll still be operational.

Hurry up, by the way, the special deal ends tonight. Tomorrow I'll be selling Acmlmboards.

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Posted on 06-24-14 06:56 PM, in status.php broken Link | ID: 68093
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Which Acmlmboard version/revision are you using? I hope this isn't some register_globals remnant because we removed them all.

My guess would be that there's some RPG data missing in the database (users_rpg table), but if that's the case you should also see warnings on your profile page.

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Posted on 06-24-14 10:52 PM, in status.php broken Link | ID: 68105
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Nah, I meant, if he's using old code that hasn't been fixed to not rely on register_globals. Like, it'd use $id instead of $_GET['id'].

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Posted on 06-24-14 11:11 PM, in status.php broken Link | ID: 68109
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Well uh, try opening lib/mysql.php and making it display/log SQL queries that fail, along with the MySQL error.

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Posted on 06-25-14 11:25 AM, in status.php broken Link | ID: 68131
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You weren't looking at the right query.

$eqitem=$sql->fetchq("SELECT * FROM items WHERE id=$eq[e]");

$eq[e] is NULL. Probably due to the lack of items or categories in the shop.

Shop should fail more gracefully upon that...

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