it's asking me for a 'G Suite account', whatever that is

sounds fishy

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well, I'm already logged in

but apparently the G Suite thing needs a paid subscription (surprise)

I don't quite see what's the link with Youtube tho

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fun dream bits, of course


my parents' bedroom (and its attached bathroom). I want to take a bath, but the thing is, I ordered poppers and want to get high in my bath. good plan and all, but my parents are there in the room and won't fucking leave.

so I go back to my room.


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then there was that bit with Willy Wonka (the 2005 one)

but he was weird, he was real thin and used his stick as a walking aid because he was injured

anyway, all the kids get to keep their golden ticket, and I have mine too, but it's like there are 6 of them and a new kid?? weird.

the golden tickets have a bit cut off, which is weird too. they 'grant admission to the chocolate factory', nothing unusual there.

later on I seem to have attached the golden ticket to the cap of a juice brick box, before screwing it back on, even thinking that 'the Wonka brick is not too convenient' referring to the juice brick, but it's not even a Wonka brick, it's some generic brand...

that's the thing, the juice brick, the golden ticket, all that were movie accessories and they were done shooting the movie, apparently. or something. but Wonka is real? there's even a bit with him at my parents' home, and we open one of the doors to help him get around because he's still injured...


oh well

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y'all should feel some ass-burning SHAME for all this

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Posted by Robbie Rage

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....uh, so.....

When was the last time you had a hot dog?

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it was in 3095

yes, I travel through time

in 3095 they have hotdogs and air conditioners and communism, but no cellphones

Posted by DarkWitchClaire

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should i join kuribo64?

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yes, we have free waffles and we sell drugs

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Posted by Danika

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Does Yolo make sense today?

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yes, unless you're living in a videogame

but, maybe we are

Posted by Robbie Rage

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What breakfast cereal mascot is the best dancer?

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er, I'll have a hard time answering that question

so I'll pick whichever cereal tastes best

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shrug, haven't seen it

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I'm not sharing any files, I will email you a SHARK tho

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Posted by Danika

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Is it bad luck to divide by zero?

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if it asplodes your calculator, it might be

but I think safety requirements dictate that "the product shall not asplode when dividing by zero"

Posted by Robbie Rage

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What mundane, everyday superpower would you like to have?

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making people trans

they better not piss me off if they don't want to get some gender dysphoria

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can you not order a billion things at once for fuck's SAKE?

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certainly not a CAKE

how about we get baked instead?

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this ALLOY is super resistant but it has a low melting temperature


dunno if we can go much further with this tbh

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I think a MULLET cut would fit you really well

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so

two good dream parts, but separate dreams


first one is about a squat that is real cool, in Marseille

it's inspired by a squat I actually visited, but it's much larger and the layout is a bit weird, it even has multiple entrances and some inside court thing

but apparently it's so cool that I stayed there multiple days without really noticing, and missed my bus back home

and they're holding some kind of event in there?

dunno


second part is about a weird white bus that can go to space

first, it's driving around at high speed, during night, eventually reaching Spain... it's weird, I'm driving the bus the entire time but the view is from outside the bus, like a driving-game camera... it even gets stuck in buildings and shit, which hinders the driving, but oh well...

I meet a comrade and we talk about the riot police's grenades, apparently those splatter testosterone everywhere (what?). I keep electrical connectors in the fridge because I worry that they exhibit a similar behavior (?????) and tell her about it.

I meet another comrade, the bus starts flying, and from her point of view, poof it's gone. I'm headed for space.

where I go to my space base, apparently, for whatever purpose. it 'conveniently' has internet access despite being far far away from Earth, but I later think of how that can work (although admittedly the lag would be atrocious).

then the space base is more like a mini-planet a la Super Mario Galaxy, the dream even turns into a game of SMG...

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I haven't POLLED you yet, so, which drink do you prefer?

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