Ani breaks out in a particularly feminine laugh at Caionna's self-description. "That's perfectly alright, sweetheart. I won't bother telling you about myself then," it says in acceptance, seemingly ignoring the references to magic.

The being pauses and smirks. "Unless you... ask."

Got Kharpern. Somehow this does not surprise me.

"All this talk about magic," Aneron mumbles. It reaches in its robes and produces a staff not unlike the kind your typical wizard might use, except that it's made of metal and not wood. "I remember last time I pulled this out and someone thought it was magic. Fun times."

Posted by Dragon Goddess

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Congrats on 1000 posts! *opens the box* Wow, it's an old Macintosh! Just what I really wanted (not really)

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If you don't want it, I'll take it.

"Oh I like you, sweetie," Ani giggles as it puts the staff back. "Beautiful, well-spoken, and smart!"

It reaches for the bottle and refills its glass, still smiling at Caionna in a curious manner.

Posted by Reizenni

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The character himself isn't real though.

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How Can Our Characters Be Real If Our Keyboards Aren't Real?

"Oooh, a noomie," Ani purrs as if it hadn't noticed Zissou yet. "Isn't that cu--hold on, somebody at the door."

Without breaking eye contact with Zissou, Ani pulls a box of cereal from its robes and hands it over to Garin -- TentaChews™, lightly roasted bits of tentacle in cream.

"Is there a problem, noomie?" it asks, raising an eyebrow of its own in playful mockery.

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OOC edit: this is Ani.

There's too many ladies on this page.


...Ladies.

^ is on drugs
v is not wearing pants.

Smirking, Ani takes back its box of chewy planet-devouring horror and pops one in its mouth. "Whatever floats your boat, sunshine." It's remarkable unclear whether it's addressing Zissou or Garin.

Regardless, Ani turns back to Caionna and purrs, "Do you want to try some, sweetie? They're high in fiber and cultural significance."

Between two bites of chewy tentacle bits, Ani looks over to Garin and shakes its head with a faint smirk. "Tsk. Saiyans. And they say my people eat too much. Darlings, just in case Sunshine plunders the kitchen, I'm gonna go back up to my ship and prepare to restock."

With that, the strange cat creature disappears in another beam of light.

Posted by Taryn

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Me, I want it to stay spring and fall all year. Right in the middle, not too hot or cold.

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Hmm, yes...

Posted by SquidEmpress

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So I found that some years ago, scientists were able to combine two egg cells from mice.

So I guess that two lesbians can technically have a child.

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Magical Scientific Lesbian Spawn. You didn't know that was a thing?

Aneron reappears with some splotches of presumably food ingredients stuck in its hair. "Did I miss much?" it asks as it notices a bit of tomato sauce on its hand and licks it up in an appropriately cat-like manner.

Misunderstanding Bel's answer, Ani holds out a part of its sleeve with some tomato-like sauce on it. "Ah yes, I'm sorry. Mother always said sharing is caring."

"Ah yes," Ani nods in sudden understanding. "The saiyan, of course."

Nearly hitting itself in the eye with sauce, Ani reconsiders its present state. "I should change," it quickly remarks to noone in particular, then disappears again.

The by now well-known telltale whine of a spacecraft's teleporter sounds once again as Aneron appears in exactly the same place as always. No matter where it goes up, it always comes down in the same spot. This time however, something is different. Instead of baggy robes, sauce optional, the cat person is wearing distinctively feminine clothing; a knee-length loose black skirt and a tight-in-contrast white shirt, topped off with a light denim jacket.



By a coincidence of timing, Ani just barely catches Caionna saying something about looking for someone. "I don't think I caught all of that, sweetheart, but maybe my ship's sensors could help you look?"