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fiver
Posted on 12-19-17 12:55 AM (rev. 3 of 12-19-17 02:50 AM by fiver) Link | ID: 112608

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[NOW HIRING, ASK IF YOU WANT TO BE WAITER, WE'LL BE CHECKING YOUR SCHOOL RECORDS THOUGH ]

hello and welcome to my new, super originally named restaurante, the Kuribo Kafuka Café! :D with our super special kuri kiwi sauce on our super DUPER special stale kuri fries. here is our menu!

meals:
Acmlmboard Sandwich - can also be used as a messageboard for mentally insane people.

soup ibérique - soup ibérique. you can also throw it on people to wake them up. and is a dead inside joke.

Java - it runs things with a .jar suffix. it also makes you run to the bathroom! it's also extremely hot, eat with caution please

Basket of Syndromes - infects you with syndrome sometimes

Cottage Cheese - makes you think you live in a hick town when you actually live in New York City or Paris or some other huge city

Super Mushrooms - they make you big.

Copycat Eraser - mm tastes like a donut

sides:
Stale Kuri Fries - better than everything ever combined with chicken fries... or well they were, now they're stale

Rabbit stew - harvested from Epele's post content

Kiwi sauce - who invented this

Vegitales CD - who knows, it might talk and tell you stories. or it could taste bad; probably both

Rock Rolls- ...comes with butter


drinks:
Whine - Wine, but more annoying. Makes you act like a bratty child who wants their $3500 gaming PC to play Minecraft for an hour or so.

Cafiine - hype

Mountain Dew - more hype

Mountain Dew Voltage - hype hype hype

Kafuka-Aid - makes your postcount increase by 40 instead of 1 every post, also makes you a catgirl

Melted Butter - now with extra staples.

Crappuccino - not very good, but is very "stimulating"

waiters
we have none except Swingball oof

What would you like to have at our oh-so wonderful café? :D we don't sell drugs, sorry

Epele
Posted on 12-19-17 01:33 AM Link | ID: 112779
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I'm not sure people would enjoy a stew made from my post content.


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fiver
Posted on 12-19-17 01:35 AM Link | ID: 112785

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Swingball apparently thinks people do.. and here's a deal: we'll sell it cheap ;)

Swingball
Posted on 12-19-17 02:08 AM Link | ID: 112894
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I said we’ll put Epele in it. And it’s only 3 coins, limited-time offer!

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Robbie Rage
Posted on 12-19-17 02:34 AM Link | ID: 112934

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Who does a man need to smite to get a cappuccino around here?

Swingball
Posted on 12-19-17 02:57 AM Link | ID: 112953
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A dragon if you wanna joe with us.

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fiver
Posted on 12-19-17 02:58 AM Link | ID: 112955

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bug Swingball

he's the employee/waiter here!

Danika
Posted on 12-19-17 03:09 AM Link | ID: 112987

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How about a Super Mushroom with some Squid ink? :P


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fiver
Posted on 12-19-17 03:10 AM Link | ID: 112989

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Posted by Danika
Squid ink? :P

know any squid ink manufacturers :P

Danika
Posted on 12-19-17 03:21 AM Link | ID: 113004

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Posted by fiver
Posted by Danika
Squid ink? :P

know any squid ink manufacturers :P

Sure, just find a squid and harvest it :P


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Swingball
Posted on 12-19-17 03:28 AM Link | ID: 113013
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Just find a squid and tickle it and make it sneeze its ink. :)

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fiver
Posted on 12-19-17 05:41 AM Link | ID: 113231

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sounds painful to me o_O

Needle
Posted on 12-19-17 06:17 AM Link | ID: 113240

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Is there needle stew? If not, then this place sucks.


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Epele
Posted on 12-19-17 11:59 AM Link | ID: 113252
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Also, I seem to not be able to find the drinks that lead to everyone turning into a girl.

Where is it on the menu?


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fiver
Posted on 12-19-17 12:22 PM Link | ID: 113263

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it's actually a surprise

you may find it you may not ;)

Danika
Posted on 12-19-17 01:59 PM Link | ID: 113329

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Got any cat food? Or maybe bunnycat food? ^_~


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Needle
Posted on 12-19-17 02:21 PM Link | ID: 113346

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So... Is there Needle stew or will I have to make my own?


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1sam234
Posted on 12-19-17 06:40 PM Link | ID: 113381


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Doesn't look like it, but it should be added XD

Danika
Posted on 12-19-17 06:52 PM Link | ID: 113388

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Now who would want to eat stew made of aluminum, iron or similar? :P


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Needle
Posted on 12-19-17 07:42 PM Link | ID: 113400

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Posted by Danika
Now who would want to eat stew made of aluminum, iron or similar? :P
No questions.


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