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Kiyoshi |
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HEY HEY HEY STAY OUTTA MAH SHED Level: 65 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 314/1016 EXP: 2263437 Next: 72191 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 4772 days Last view: 4743 days |
I know I am taking risks here, but I know from NikoBoard that this game can be fun.
I wish I were a monkey. ____________________ I don't give a flying feather |
GreyMaria |
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~< Outta here. |
Let's, uh, not.
This goes in Gaming Arcade, incidentally. ACTUAL CONTENT: You become a monkey. A gorilla soon happens along and makes fun of you for being a tailed freak. I wish people could put these things in the right place. |
CyclopsCaveman |
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Makes posts in a span of time which may or may not be considerable as a term most commonly known as "legendary". Level: 26 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 82/119 EXP: 90711 Next: 11564 Since: 01-04-12 Last post: 3608 days Last view: 2712 days |
Granted! The thread should eventually be moved into Craziness Domain, where this really belongs.
I wish @GreyMaria wouldn't pretentiously assume things. ____________________ board2: board harder|KAFUKA - Got post?|Opera - Try it today! Lapfox Trax - Musical!|MSPaintAdventures - Groups of childern threaten the lives of entire worlds by playing the Sims. Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.|SonicRetro - Talk about the latest changes to that mole on Sonic's left buttcheek.|Valve Software - Description coming soon. |
GreyMaria |
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~< Outta here. |
Are you nuts? The Craziness Domain doesn't want this crap. They'd throw us out quicker than monkeys and shit.
...Fuck, I just violated your wish, didn't I. Whoops. Granting now. GreyMaria will no longer pretentiously assume things. GreyMaria will now pretentiously claim things. Also, if we have one/three/five-word/letter/sentence story threads in Gaming Arcade, this crap can sit in right along that crap. ![]() ANYWAY I wish I were a demigod of variably questionable sex. |
Kawa |
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![]() Not okay Prophet of Celestia Level: 94 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 304/2423 EXP: 8336900 Next: 19757 Since: 01-01-12 From: The Netherlands Last post: 2416 days Last view: 731 days |
Congratulations. Most people deny your very existance and every time you try to entertain yourself, shit changes on you.
Or shit that is on you changes. Either works, take your pick. And now, the obvious wish: I wish I was a little pony, in Equestria. Hypercube cutie mark optional ![]() |
Kiyoshi |
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HEY HEY HEY STAY OUTTA MAH SHED Level: 65 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 374/1016 EXP: 2263437 Next: 72191 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 4772 days Last view: 4743 days |
Granted. However, Cheerilee rejects you and you are still forever alone. You also hear I wish my fridge was full of free Mountain Dew. ____________________ I don't give a flying feather |
Lunaria |
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Professional Lurker Level: 36 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 42/262 EXP: 296371 Next: 11739 Since: 01-03-12 Last post: 2399 days Last view: 2398 days |
What a shame your fridge grew legs and ran out the front door though. You will be very lucky if you ever see that fridge again! ![]() I wish people would stop posting in this thread! ![]() ____________________ Broken layout got nuked. :v |
CyclopsCaveman |
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Makes posts in a span of time which may or may not be considerable as a term most commonly known as "legendary". Level: 26 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 86/119 EXP: 90711 Next: 11564 Since: 01-04-12 Last post: 3608 days Last view: 2712 days |
Granted. Nobody ever posts anything anywhere ever again.
I wish I wish I were a fish. ____________________ board2: board harder|KAFUKA - Got post?|Opera - Try it today! Lapfox Trax - Musical!|MSPaintAdventures - Groups of childern threaten the lives of entire worlds by playing the Sims. Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.|SonicRetro - Talk about the latest changes to that mole on Sonic's left buttcheek.|Valve Software - Description coming soon. |
Trelior |
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Level: 129 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 224/4986 EXP: 24607765 Next: 441889 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1649 days Last view: 1649 days |
Posted by KiyoshiThat's not alright, Kiyo... Not cool at all. I would never do that. Not that kind of brony. Posted by CyclopsCaveman Sure, but a bigger fish just ate you. I wish I had a better job. |
Kiyoshi |
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HEY HEY HEY STAY OUTTA MAH SHED Level: 65 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 394/1016 EXP: 2263437 Next: 72191 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 4772 days Last view: 4743 days |
Posted by TreliorThat's why I explicitly mentioned you became a pony as well. Ponies having sex with ponies is OK.Posted by KiyoshiThat's not alright, Kiyo... Not cool at all. I would never do that. Not that kind of brony. And I am not that kind of brony either. Sometimes I feel ashamed to call myself a brony for exactly that reason. ____________________ I don't give a flying feather |
Kawa |
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![]() Not okay Prophet of Celestia Level: 94 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 314/2423 EXP: 8336900 Next: 19757 Since: 01-01-12 From: The Netherlands Last post: 2416 days Last view: 731 days |
To continue the game: congratulations, you now have a job that pays so incredibly well it hurts. Because your job is incredibly life-threatening and the immense pay serves as inheritance to your family.
I wish I could think of a wish. |
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![]() Goomba Level: 14 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 30/30 EXP: 11483 Next: 1588 Since: 01-04-12 From: RI Last post: 4847 days Last view: 4816 days |
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CyclopsCaveman |
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Makes posts in a span of time which may or may not be considerable as a term most commonly known as "legendary". Level: 26 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 92/119 EXP: 90711 Next: 11564 Since: 01-04-12 Last post: 3608 days Last view: 2712 days |
Congratulations, you are now Slim Shady. (The real one, not of those imitators.)
I wish I had three dollars. ____________________ board2: board harder|KAFUKA - Got post?|Opera - Try it today! Lapfox Trax - Musical!|MSPaintAdventures - Groups of childern threaten the lives of entire worlds by playing the Sims. Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.|SonicRetro - Talk about the latest changes to that mole on Sonic's left buttcheek.|Valve Software - Description coming soon. |
Trelior |
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Level: 129 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 329/4986 EXP: 24607765 Next: 441889 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1649 days Last view: 1649 days |
Good job! You just found ~300 pennies. Have fun counting.
I wish I wasn't so bored. |
GreyMaria |
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~< Outta here. |
Hey, I have the same problem. And you know what? I think I know how we can fix that... ~<3
I wish I had epic coding skills. |
Trelior |
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Level: 129 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 330/4986 EXP: 24607765 Next: 441889 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1649 days Last view: 1649 days |
Sure, but no one as need for your skill.
I wish I wasn't so stressed out. Posted by GreyMariaUgh... No. |
GreyMaria |
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~< Outta here. |
Nothing in the world ever stresses you out again.
It quickly becomes a boring lifestyle. I wish I had a better corruption for that wish. Posted by TreliorPosted by GreyMariaUgh... No. Aww. ![]() E: Forgot mood avatar. |
Epele |
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The Sorceress. Boing~ Level: 238 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 582/20774 EXP: 209292773 Next: 1760773 Since: 01-01-12 From: UK Last post: 1230 days Last view: 12 hours |
Your wish turns into a shower of relaxing aromatic candles, falling like rain upon you.
I wish I could change my body on a whim. The world could always use more heroes! |
Trelior |
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Level: 129 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 388/4986 EXP: 24607765 Next: 441889 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1649 days Last view: 1649 days |
Sure, but you can never hold the shape very long.
I wish so many old games weren't so overpriced to get even a bad copy. ![]() |
Epele |
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The Sorceress. Boing~ Level: 238 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 703/20774 EXP: 209292773 Next: 1760773 Since: 01-01-12 From: UK Last post: 1230 days Last view: 12 hours |
The games become fairly priced but riddled with damage.
I wish I wasn't bored. The world could always use more heroes! |
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