Note: All this was part of 2018's April Fools Joke.

Hello!

Welcome to Facebook! You site was recently acquired by a very aggressive negation proceedings. We at Facebook would like to let you know we will sell every last bit of your information in exchange for more information we can use to sell you all the things you never wanted. Here at Facebook we also believe you are the product. So product. say good bye to those wonderful uniqueness and hello to nothing but mediocrity!

Your's truely,

-Mark "Eff'n Zuck" Zuckerberg!


There are many rumors floating around as of late and I figure it would be best if you heard it from me directly. Yes I have been approached by a 'yet to be named party' a few days ago who has shown interest in possibly acquiring Kaufka and it's assets for a large sum. I've told them twice now that the answer is no. They asked me with a substantial offer and was asked to contact them via conference call to hear a final pitch. I'm going to hear them out only to get them off my back. (hahah if I don't back Nicole and Epele get to fight to death over the right to challenge KP for the throne bwahahaha..).

So we'll see. I'm not at liberty to answer any questions about it and if you ask I'm just going to ignore it.

I'll keep you informed of course but expect nothing out of this!

-Emuz-->