thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie

Is Blargistan near North Korea?
Nope. Not even close.

Is there a continent named Blargland?
Nope. Blargistan is somewhere in Europe. But nobody knows where.

Wasn't Kuribia annexed by East Germany at one point?
Nope. Kuribia has always been a free country. Or so I think.

So is Mario real?
Sure, if you consider that dragon turtles are real too.

Are there any Dry StapleButters in bottomless pits?
Nope. Butter can't be dry.

What about ButterStaples?
Not either.

Which board do you plan on updating to Blargboard first, MKDS Central or Rydia's Lair? Or are you going to update every board/forum in the world simultaneously to Blargboard?
MKDS Central is already running off Blargboard. But it needs an update.

As for the rest, dunno.

What things does laziness prevent you from doing?
Switching your board to Blargboard, for example.

Have you ever wanted to make a Super Mario Sunshine Level Editor?
Nope. Gamecube hacking is impractical. I also don't have that game.

Would you like to see a SMSLE out?
It'd be interesting. But I wouldn't participate.

Do you plan on entering Wii U hacking?
Nope. Is there anything interesting to do in there anyway, other than porting Reggie! to NSMBU?

What if I can't afford a $50 shirt?
No shirt for you. Have fun wearing whatever you usually wear.

Are Magmaarghs better than Goombas (Kuribos)?
Sure! They can burn shit. All Goombas do is walk slowly.

What's the fetish with Blarggs and Magmaarghs anyways?
Dunno.

But aren't squidgirls sexier than Magmaarghs?
Nope.

What about Bunnygirls? Do you find furries attractive?
It feels... weird, but they can be attractive.

What would be your reaction to Kuribo69 (not a typo)?
Oh, someone counterfeiting my board? They shall die!

Would you create such a site?
No.

So Mario-tized question towers are now cool?
Question towers in general are cool, apparently.

If you created a tower of questions, would a terrorist bomb it?
They better not touch my fucking tower or I'll ban them.

Do you prefer "" or ""?
Depends on the context.

feels more friendly.

feels more like you're playing around.

What about some StapleGrassButterTea?
No thanks, I'll rather have regular tea.

Is there a SM64DSe on the horizon?
Ask Fiachra.

Do you have any sisters? Brothers?
I have one sister, yeah.

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