What would you do if you acquired a million lbs of gold?

On Kafuka? Buy the Holy Longinus. In real life? Sell it, put the profits into many banks, and live a comfortable life with my concubines

Concubines? Couldn't you do better than a pack of gold-digging hussies?

Better is subjective. You can use your wits to get a woman who may cheat on you for someone with more power and money, I'll make sure I got that power and money so I'll get MANY who won't do that



Are you aware that concubines in feudal China were advisors, not whores?

Yep. I'm a history buff, though China isn't my strong point.



Do you like my new layout? It's slightly based off your code

Actually, I think it's pretty awesome! But I just love Tony so that's mostly it. Your old layout was awesome but this one's pretty amazing too, nice work But why did you base it off of MY layout?

What was your first thought after waking up today?

"Oh my god did my alarm not go off again oh Jesus I woke up normally I totally missed class aga- oh good I just woke up early. Wow, that's odd."

Simple layouts are always nice, so no complaints here. Mine IS pretty simple.

How social are you IRL?

Not very. I'm a weird kind of anti-social: I will almost never actively seek out someone else, I prefer my own company with a computer or a book, and I hate large groups (I actually have agoraphobia, fear of groups. I start to hyperventilate and freak out, it kinda goes hand in hand with my fear of being touched though.) HOWEVER, if talked to, I am perfectly social and friendly. I don't outright hate socializing, or scorn it, but I don't seek it.

Why is it that Ask threads get a rough estimate of 70% of the activity on the entire forum?

They are easy to post in and respond to as opposed to the other threads that require thought and will eventually run dry of things to post in. After you say how you sleep, why would you ever post in the sleep thread again, really? Maybe to respond to other people, but here it's FAR easier.

I say good sir, why would one use clocks in their decor?

Because I am apparently a very odd mixture of Doc Scratch and Gaston now. Gaston uses antlers in all of his decorating, Doc Scratch likes clocks.

IT WORKS.

What would you do if some slick looking guy came in with the crowbar of one of your fallen underlings?

I would invite him in and give pleasant company. After all, nobody is as excellent a host as Gaston.

Then I would as Gordon Freeman what he was doing in my house.

Ah, but I was obviously talking about Spades Slick. And he's got issues with your decorating. Now wh8t?


I am sorry but this does not seem to be a question. And anyway, as I am an alternate universe Doc Scratch (Mixed with Gaston and a puppet), we do not have this "spades slick". We have Gordan Freeman.