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Lili~ ♥
Posted on 03-23-14 10:28 PM | ID: 52809
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[23:28:31] <@Gywall> You know what's better than having a girlfriend?
[23:28:52] <@Gywall> Having a girlfriend who..
[23:28:53] <@Gywall> ..uh
[23:28:55] <@Gywall> ......
[23:29:01] <@Gywall> I forgot what I was gonna say
[23:29:02] <Liliana> haha
[23:29:02] <@Gywall> ;_;
[23:29:08] <Liliana> you're the best
[23:29:12] <@Gywall> Oh fuck me.
[23:29:16] <@Gywall> That was really awesome
[23:29:20] <@Gywall> and I forgot it!
[23:29:24] <@Nicole> lol

Epele
Posted on 04-04-14 11:22 PM | ID: 53459
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[00:21] <@KP9000> KP9000 in 2998
[00:21] <@KP9000> errrr
[00:21] <@KP9000> 1998
[00:21] <@KP9000> ignore that
[00:21] <@KP9000> I have no time machine
[00:21] <@KP9000> none at all



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Epele
Posted on 04-13-14 10:48 PM | ID: 53946
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[18:01] <@Nicole> according to emuz's post there was a power failure at the datacenter
[18:02] <Liliana> stupid cleaning staff
[18:02] <Liliana> always plug out the server's power cable so they can use the vacuum cleaner



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Gohan
Posted on 05-05-14 02:12 PM | ID: 59633
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<Nicole> oh derp
<Nicole> my toaster has been in bagel mode the whole time I've been using it
<Nicole> good thing I've been using it to cook bagels

Lili~ ♥
Posted on 05-05-14 10:37 PM | ID: 59854
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[00:27:12] <@Bunny-chan> ..Oh gods..
[00:27:19] <@Bunny-chan> suddenly.. hunger
[00:27:29] <@Bunny-chan> The same moment
[00:27:31] <Liliana> lol
[00:27:41] <@Bunny-chan> I just daydreamed of eating Nicole.. literally.
[00:27:50] <@Bunny-chan> like.. with a fork and all..
[00:27:52] <@Bunny-chan> o.o
[00:27:56] <Liliana> whaaaaat
[00:27:56] <@Bunny-chan> That was fucked up..
[00:27:57] <@Nicole> o_o
[00:27:57] <@Nicole> o_o
[00:27:59] <@Nicole> o_o
[00:28:00] <@Nicole> o_o
[00:28:02] * @Nicole backs away

Lili~ ♥
Posted on 05-27-14 06:58 PM | ID: 63367
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[20:59:22] <@Bunny-chan> I don't want to know how many times people say they're hard
[20:59:25] <@Bunny-chan> ..
[20:59:26] <@Bunny-chan> wait
[20:59:27] <@Bunny-chan> ..
[20:59:28] <Liliana> haha
[20:59:30] <@Bunny-chan> that
[20:59:31] <@Bunny-chan> came
[20:59:31] <@Bunny-chan> out
[20:59:31] <@Bunny-chan> wrong

Epele
Posted on 06-06-14 12:14 AM | ID: 66293
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[01:12] <DragonGoddess> Nicole is grey and white
[01:13] <skyluigi> What is my colour?
[01:13] <@Nicole> I could have sworn I was black and white
[01:13] <@Nicole> did I get old



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Taryn
Posted on 06-06-14 01:55 AM | ID: 66298
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One of my cats is black and white. Maybe she is secretly Nicole.

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Trelior
Posted on 06-22-14 05:06 AM | ID: 67666
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[23:56] <KP9000> I'm trying to upload via FTP
[23:56] <KP9000> 1.8GB, at ~30 kb/sec
[00:02] <Trelior> Holy shit dude
[00:02] <KP9000> yeah, might as well shove a cactus in my rectum
[00:03] <Trelior> Whatever makes you feel better, I guess
[00:03] |<-- nensondubois has left kuroi.irc.djbouche.net (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
[00:03] <KP9000> it would distract me from the upload
[00:03] <KP9000> which might do me more good than bad
[00:03] <Trelior> Just remember, it's spiked for /your/ pleasure

Lili~ ♥
Posted on 06-29-14 11:20 AM | ID: 68455
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[13:14:29] <Liliana> my dreams can be anything
[13:14:42] <Liliana> though they're often related to school
[13:15:27] <@Bunny-chan> To be honest.. A fair few of my dreams are kinda sexual fantasy
[13:15:36] <@Bunny-chan> Most involve children too
[13:15:41] <Liliana> er... ok?

Epele
Posted on 07-03-14 12:37 AM | ID: 68791
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[01:36] <Reichiya> <KP9000> you guys are all racist
[01:36] <Reichiya> why did i copypate this without a response
[01:36] <Liliana> lol



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Gohan
Posted on 07-23-14 12:41 AM | ID: 70621
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<KP9000> <Bunny-chan> Basically, a frozen thermometer went from iced temperatures to off-the-chart in about ten seconds
<KP9000> what
<KP9000> did you put it in your asshole or something?

Epele
Posted on 07-23-14 09:33 PM | ID: 70711
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[22:29] <skyluigi> I just misread the title of the "What's on your mind?" thread as "What's on your salad?"
[22:29] <skyluigi> o_o
[22:30] <Liliana> that would be one of Nicole's threads
[22:30] <skyluigi> probably



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Nicole
Posted on 07-28-14 12:10 AM | ID: 71273
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[19:08:27] <skyluigi> how can anyone enjoy pain >_>
[19:09:02] <Bunny-chan> Uh..
[19:09:03] <Nicole> skyluigi: don't knock it until you try it
[19:09:12] * Nicole gets out her whip
[19:09:17] <Liliana> o.
[19:09:18] <Bunny-chan> I do remember hitting a nerve once when I hit my elbow
[19:09:21] <Bunny-chan> oh
[19:09:22] <Bunny-chan> my
[19:09:22] <skyluigi> o_o
[19:09:23] <Bunny-chan> gods
[19:09:23] <skyluigi> o_o
[19:09:24] <skyluigi> o_o
[19:09:24] <Liliana> Nicole and a whip?
[19:09:24] <skyluigi> o_o
[19:09:27] * Liliana hides
[19:09:27] <Bunny-chan> That was crazy
[19:09:29] * skyluigi runs away

Squiddy
Posted on 08-02-14 11:55 PM | ID: 71802
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This is why you should not threaten to fill Epele's bedroom with garbanzo beans. ;)

[19:44] <Bunny-chan> Squiddy..
[19:44] <PocketNinji> I actually found it easier to go from VB6 to C# than to VB.NET, because the syntax differences helped me change my mindset
[19:44] <Bunny-chan> you fill my room with anything
[19:44] <Liliana> what is it with those exotic foods?
[19:44] <Liliana> really
[19:44] <Bunny-chan> I'll be filling your butt with them.
[19:44] <SquidGirl> D:
[19:44] <Liliana> lol
[19:44] * Bunny-chan is aware that'd be painful


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skyl
Posted on 08-07-14 09:13 PM | ID: 72226
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[17:06] <Nicole> Meow
[17:06] <Nicole> I'm off to see Mary; but shell be out all weekend
[17:10] <Taryn> she will be out of her shell? Is she a turtle? ^_~
[17:10] <Liliana> woah
[17:10] <Liliana> Mary is Bowser
[17:10] <Liliana> I knew it all along


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Lili~ ♥
Posted on 11-25-14 06:06 PM | ID: 78995
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[18:58:59] <+NoLimitBot> New reply by @CherryBunny (msg db 'Computer Address',0xa: General Trel's New Computer is Performing Like Shit (1366) (+461)) - http://board.kafuka.org/?p=78993
[19:01:26] <StapleButter> take it to the repairman!
[19:01:28] * StapleButter is shit
[19:01:31] * StapleButter is shot*
[19:01:42] <KP9000> hahahaha
[19:02:19] <Gohan> lol

Squiddy
Posted on 06-05-15 06:45 PM | ID: 85321
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[2:41pm] <SquidGirl> This is the closet I'll get: http://board.kafuka.org


That's probably the funniest thing that I have said. "Oh hey, Kafuka will be my new closet."

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Posted on 06-07-15 03:25 AM | ID: 85339
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Lili~ ♥
Posted on 07-09-15 10:31 PM | ID: 86229
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<Nicole> grr
<Nicole> someone put this chicken in the freezer
<Nicole> now I have to wait for it to dethaw
<KP9000> dethaw?
<KP9000> that's called freezing
<Nicole> er
<Nicole> regular thaw then
<Liliana> haha
<KP9000> lol
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