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Lili~ ♥
Posted on 03-23-14 10:28 PM Link | ID: 52809
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[23:28:31] <@Gywall> You know what's better than having a girlfriend?
[23:28:52] <@Gywall> Having a girlfriend who..
[23:28:53] <@Gywall> ..uh
[23:28:55] <@Gywall> ......
[23:29:01] <@Gywall> I forgot what I was gonna say
[23:29:02] <Liliana> haha
[23:29:02] <@Gywall> ;_;
[23:29:08] <Liliana> you're the best
[23:29:12] <@Gywall> Oh fuck me.
[23:29:16] <@Gywall> That was really awesome
[23:29:20] <@Gywall> and I forgot it!
[23:29:24] <@Nicole> lol



Epele
Posted on 04-04-14 11:22 PM Link | ID: 53459
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[00:21] <@KP9000> KP9000 in 2998
[00:21] <@KP9000> errrr
[00:21] <@KP9000> 1998
[00:21] <@KP9000> ignore that
[00:21] <@KP9000> I have no time machine
[00:21] <@KP9000> none at all



<Nicolyn> Thierry doesn't sleep
<Nicolyn> she is powered solely by those little floating hearts

Epele
Posted on 04-13-14 10:48 PM Link | ID: 53946
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[18:01] <@Nicole> according to emuz's post there was a power failure at the datacenter
[18:02] <Liliana> stupid cleaning staff
[18:02] <Liliana> always plug out the server's power cable so they can use the vacuum cleaner



<Nicolyn> Thierry doesn't sleep
<Nicolyn> she is powered solely by those little floating hearts

Gohan
Posted on 05-05-14 02:12 PM Link | ID: 59633


Level: 119


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Since: 06-19-12

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<Nicole> oh derp
<Nicole> my toaster has been in bagel mode the whole time I've been using it
<Nicole> good thing I've been using it to cook bagels



Lili~ ♥
Posted on 05-05-14 10:37 PM Link | ID: 59854
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[00:27:12] <@Bunny-chan> ..Oh gods..
[00:27:19] <@Bunny-chan> suddenly.. hunger
[00:27:29] <@Bunny-chan> The same moment
[00:27:31] <Liliana> lol
[00:27:41] <@Bunny-chan> I just daydreamed of eating Nicole.. literally.
[00:27:50] <@Bunny-chan> like.. with a fork and all..
[00:27:52] <@Bunny-chan> o.o
[00:27:56] <Liliana> whaaaaat
[00:27:56] <@Bunny-chan> That was fucked up..
[00:27:57] <@Nicole> o_o
[00:27:57] <@Nicole> o_o
[00:27:59] <@Nicole> o_o
[00:28:00] <@Nicole> o_o
[00:28:02] * @Nicole backs away



Lili~ ♥
Posted on 05-27-14 06:58 PM Link | ID: 63367
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[20:59:22] <@Bunny-chan> I don't want to know how many times people say they're hard
[20:59:25] <@Bunny-chan> ..
[20:59:26] <@Bunny-chan> wait
[20:59:27] <@Bunny-chan> ..
[20:59:28] <Liliana> haha
[20:59:30] <@Bunny-chan> that
[20:59:31] <@Bunny-chan> came
[20:59:31] <@Bunny-chan> out
[20:59:31] <@Bunny-chan> wrong



Epele
Posted on 06-06-14 12:14 AM Link | ID: 66293
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[01:12] <DragonGoddess> Nicole is grey and white
[01:13] <skyluigi> What is my colour?
[01:13] <@Nicole> I could have sworn I was black and white
[01:13] <@Nicole> did I get old



<Nicolyn> Thierry doesn't sleep
<Nicolyn> she is powered solely by those little floating hearts

Taryn
Posted on 06-06-14 01:55 AM Link | ID: 66298
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Since: 04-03-12
From: Seattle, USA

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One of my cats is black and white. Maybe she is secretly Nicole.

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When no matter what you do it's never good enough,
When you never thought that it could ever get this tough,
That's when you feel my kind of love.

Trelior
Posted on 06-22-14 05:06 AM Link | ID: 67666
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Since: 01-02-12
From: Brookville, PA

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[23:56] <KP9000> I'm trying to upload via FTP
[23:56] <KP9000> 1.8GB, at ~30 kb/sec
[00:02] <Trelior> Holy shit dude
[00:02] <KP9000> yeah, might as well shove a cactus in my rectum
[00:03] <Trelior> Whatever makes you feel better, I guess
[00:03] |<-- nensondubois has left kuroi.irc.djbouche.net (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
[00:03] <KP9000> it would distract me from the upload
[00:03] <KP9000> which might do me more good than bad
[00:03] <Trelior> Just remember, it's spiked for /your/ pleasure



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Lili~ ♥
Posted on 06-29-14 11:20 AM Link | ID: 68455
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[13:14:29] <Liliana> my dreams can be anything
[13:14:42] <Liliana> though they're often related to school
[13:15:27] <@Bunny-chan> To be honest.. A fair few of my dreams are kinda sexual fantasy
[13:15:36] <@Bunny-chan> Most involve children too
[13:15:41] <Liliana> er... ok?



Epele
Posted on 07-03-14 12:37 AM Link | ID: 68791
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[01:36] <Reichiya> <KP9000> you guys are all racist
[01:36] <Reichiya> why did i copypate this without a response
[01:36] <Liliana> lol



<Nicolyn> Thierry doesn't sleep
<Nicolyn> she is powered solely by those little floating hearts

Gohan
Posted on 07-23-14 12:41 AM Link | ID: 70621


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<KP9000> <Bunny-chan> Basically, a frozen thermometer went from iced temperatures to off-the-chart in about ten seconds
<KP9000> what
<KP9000> did you put it in your asshole or something?



Epele
Posted on 07-23-14 09:33 PM Link | ID: 70711
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[22:29] <skyluigi> I just misread the title of the "What's on your mind?" thread as "What's on your salad?"
[22:29] <skyluigi> o_o
[22:30] <Liliana> that would be one of Nicole's threads
[22:30] <skyluigi> probably



<Nicolyn> Thierry doesn't sleep
<Nicolyn> she is powered solely by those little floating hearts

Nicolyn
Posted on 07-28-14 12:10 AM Link | ID: 71273
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Since: 01-03-12
From: Boston, MA

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7625 2533 78
[19:08:27] <skyluigi> how can anyone enjoy pain >_>
[19:09:02] <Bunny-chan> Uh..
[19:09:03] <Nicole> skyluigi: don't knock it until you try it
[19:09:12] * Nicole gets out her whip
[19:09:17] <Liliana> o.
[19:09:18] <Bunny-chan> I do remember hitting a nerve once when I hit my elbow
[19:09:21] <Bunny-chan> oh
[19:09:22] <Bunny-chan> my
[19:09:22] <skyluigi> o_o
[19:09:23] <Bunny-chan> gods
[19:09:23] <skyluigi> o_o
[19:09:24] <skyluigi> o_o
[19:09:24] <Liliana> Nicole and a whip?
[19:09:24] <skyluigi> o_o
[19:09:27] * Liliana hides
[19:09:27] <Bunny-chan> That was crazy
[19:09:29] * skyluigi runs away



Squiddy
Posted on 08-02-14 11:55 PM Link | ID: 71802
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Since: 07-17-13

Last post: 1245 days
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This is why you should not threaten to fill Epele's bedroom with garbanzo beans. ;)

[19:44] <Bunny-chan> Squiddy..
[19:44] <PocketNinji> I actually found it easier to go from VB6 to C# than to VB.NET, because the syntax differences helped me change my mindset
[19:44] <Bunny-chan> you fill my room with anything
[19:44] <Liliana> what is it with those exotic foods?
[19:44] <Liliana> really
[19:44] <Bunny-chan> I'll be filling your butt with them.
[19:44] <SquidGirl> D:
[19:44] <Liliana> lol
[19:44] * Bunny-chan is aware that'd be painful


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skyl
Posted on 08-07-14 09:13 PM Link | ID: 72226
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[17:06] <Nicole> Meow
[17:06] <Nicole> I'm off to see Mary; but shell be out all weekend
[17:10] <Taryn> she will be out of her shell? Is she a turtle? ^_~
[17:10] <Liliana> woah
[17:10] <Liliana> Mary is Bowser
[17:10] <Liliana> I knew it all along


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Lili~ ♥
Posted on 11-25-14 06:06 PM Link | ID: 78995
Queen Lesbian of Kafuka
Level: 147


Posts: 7115/8412
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[18:58:59] <+NoLimitBot> New reply by @CherryBunny (msg db 'Computer Address',0xa: General Trel's New Computer is Performing Like Shit (1366) (+461)) - http://board.kafuka.org/?p=78993
[19:01:26] <StapleButter> take it to the repairman!
[19:01:28] * StapleButter is shit
[19:01:31] * StapleButter is shot*
[19:01:42] <KP9000> hahahaha
[19:02:19] <Gohan> lol



Squiddy
Posted on 06-05-15 06:45 PM Link | ID: 85321
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[2:41pm] <SquidGirl> This is the closet I'll get: http://board.kafuka.org


That's probably the funniest thing that I have said. "Oh hey, Kafuka will be my new closet."

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KP
Posted on 06-07-15 03:25 AM Link | ID: 85339
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Lili~ ♥
Posted on 07-09-15 10:31 PM Link | ID: 86229
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<Nicole> grr
<Nicole> someone put this chicken in the freezer
<Nicole> now I have to wait for it to dethaw
<KP9000> dethaw?
<KP9000> that's called freezing
<Nicole> er
<Nicole> regular thaw then
<Liliana> haha
<KP9000> lol


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