And so, once again, the Mosts nominations have come to an end! It was a pretty low turnout, to be honest, but we got some pretty obvious results anyway so let's get on with it.

Best Newcomer -- Leaving @Anya, @gridatttack, and @TKB far in the dust with a whopping nine votes against one each, this one's for @Scrydan. I still don't know where the fuck that guy came from so that's pretty well deserved I guess.

Best Oldbie -- Another nice one, and this one has a whole bunch of different names in it. We've got @Nicole and (perhaps surprisingly) @Acmlm hanging on at third place, followed by @Anya and @TKB in the middle... leaving @Emuz as this year's Best Oldbie. How does that even happen?

Most Likely to Make a Lovely Couple -- Not a lot of callers for this one. We've only got seven noms: two of you silly piggies think I would go well with @Cynthia, and only one thinks I should go with @Liliana, but the other four think @Nicole and @Gywall would be good. To which I can say only one thing. You guys suck at shipping.

Sexiest -- Our first category where the "too many" rule is triggered. @Anya is without a doubt the sexiest around, and I really can't disagree, considering the shit I pulled on Tumblr. You know what I mean, beautiful. So that leaves @Danika, @Nicole, @TKB, @Trelior, @nensondubois (who?), and @Ailure (WHAT?!) to win nothing. Good day!

Best ROM Hacker -- Gotta love the @DahrkDaiz embargo. Most of you jokingly voted for the poor sumbitch anyway, but the runner-up and therefore winner of first place is @Mega-Mario with an impressive nine votes, leaving @Acmlm and DJ Bouche as #2, and poor @southbird (who?) as third.

The Wootest -- A category I take responsibility for. Unfortunately, noms distribution made for too many second-place spots so I'm gonna have to cut this down. The Wootest are... @DahrkDaiz and @Emuz. To the eight poor fools who got shafted by their own popularity, there's cake and drinks in the hallway in front of the staff room. Somehow, and I must give him honorable mention for this, @Acmlm got only one vote. So give him an extra slice, Cynthia dear.

Most Likely to Live the Fun Drama Experience -- Emphasis on "drama" it seems from these results. The most likely to live a dramatic experience, fun or otherwise, is ofcourse @GreyMaria with eight votes. @Rydia is not even close to that with only half that amount, leaving @Jet, @Nick, and... @Trelior, what the fuck, in third place.

Best Mood Avatars -- No love for the Crocoduck? Shame on you guys for voting @Gywall into the top spot! @Trelior makes second place, and @Nicole makes up the rear. And what a rear it is.

Best Post Layout -- @Ijah makes the top spot with something for which I can honestly say, I liked the previous version better. I mean, it's not bad but the links... but this isn't the place to whine about that. @Nicole and @Scrydan make up second place together, and who's on third? Who else but @Googie.

Best Diplomat -- You know there's shit when you need one of these. @Gywall seems to be our best bet, according to popular opinion. Can you have a popular opinion when there's only four noms? @Emuz and @Ryudo make second-best together. There is, as the old meme goes, no three.

Most Shy -- While counting noms for this one, I got a bit scared as @Nicole was taking the lead somehow, but in the end normality persevered and Fluttershy won in a photo finish. @Acmlm makes third, though some may have confused "shy" for "totally a goddamn hermit".

Most Sarcastic -- There's no way I could win that, right? It's not like @Trelior is an even bigger asshole than I am... oh wait he totally is, somehow. And poor @Marzen makes third with only one vote. Don't worry, Matt. I know you can do better.

Mostly Likely To Tapped On The Head With A Rolled Up E-Newspaper -- But god damn do you guys dislike @Rydia. Eight of you annoyed peeps would probably rather use an actual newspaper on him, while only six would rather target @GreyMaria. Third place has too many peeps in, so that's that for this category.

Most Likely To Buy Cynthia Some Underpants -- Fun fact: @Cynthia does not wear underpants. So she herself is not as likely, but as unlikely to buy underpants as @Trapster is. Which, in a way, makes Kim look like a total toolbox. Not even a tool, a whole box of 'em. We all knew @Ailure was a bit odd so that's nothing special. For third place, see one category above.

Most Likely To Be Able To Find Acmlm -- Very zen, voting @Acmlm himself as most likely to find himself. I wonder how @Ailure and @Emuz would pull it off from their second place, but not so much DJ Bouche.

Best Male Member -- I don't know how, but @Marzen64 got this one in the bag. @Scrydan is up on second, leaving @Emuz and @Gywall on third. Whatever that implies. Somehow @Acmlm and I didn't qualify :\

Best Female Member -- Sorry @Liliana, but it seems they like @Nicole better. She has seven votes, but Lili's got six so that's not too much of a difference there. And she did win Most Shy so that's fair enough. @Anya and @TKB make third, leaving @Danika to not qualify.

Best Undecided Sex Member -- Who else but @KP9000. I don't know how @Trapster makes second in such a positive category but that's just my own bias speaking. @Lunaria and I make third together, so all hope is not quite lost.

Best of the Staff -- You guys like @KP9000 too much. @Gywall is pretty high up too, leaving @Nicole and @Emuz as third-best. Something is very wrong here.

Most Fun to Talk To -- Me, ofcourse... wait what? @Gywall is #1? How does that even happen? Unfortunately, there's too many noms on second place.

Most Missed -- Somehow, this is not @Acmlm, because the only nominee of the thirteen in this category to get more than one notch is @Ailure.

Best Roleplayer -- Six noms, two nominees, no winners. @GreyMaria and @Trelior. The good, the bad, and they're both silly. You didn't really think I'd say "ugly" now didya?

Smartest -- @Emuz knows more things than @DahrkDaiz, somehow, who is pretty fuckin' smart. Just like dear sweet @Liliana. They make number two to Em's one, leaving @Acmlm, @Ryudo, and @Scrydan at three.

Biggest Smart-Ass -- Smartest's evil twin. @Trelior and I make up a whopping ten votes on this, leaving us both on the #1 spot. I will defeat you, Trailer. @GreyMaria and @NightKev need more practice.

Most Creative -- I'm making an erotic roguelike, how am I only second place? @Ijah and @Scrydan are on top, leaving @DahrkDaiz and @Googie to languish with me, and @Anya and @Ferdal even lower somehow. Have I mentioned something's wrong with the world?

Most Reclusive -- The number one here is ofcourse @Acmlm with a nice eight points. What'd I say? Total fuckin' hermit up in there guys. @Ailure is not reclusive, really. He's just ugly. @Ijah, @Liliana, and @Sukasa probably have their own very good and varied reasons to be #3 together.

Most Mysterious -- Well yeah we all knew @Acmlm works in mysterious ways. @Femine makes number two, leaving @Ailure (who is not mysterious at all, trust me on this one) and @DahrkDaiz (who totes is) at third.

Best at Advice -- @Gywall and @Scrydan somehow get on #1 here. Now, Dan I can imagine, but... whatever.

Best ABXD Developer -- Considering @Mega-Mario and I fuckin' made that thing, and @Dirbaio let you-know-who get his grubby mitts on when I gave Dirby responsibility (and what a responsible thing that was!) it's no wonder MM and I won with eight votes between us, against Dirby's measly two.

Best AB2x Developer -- Yeah I can imagine how @Scrydan won this one. Start a project, get in a bit of a slump, enter the new intern with too much goddamn Red Bull in his system. That may sound disapproving but trust me I didn't mean it in any negative way. @Emuz makes number two, still pretty high for being the head poncho here and DJ Bouche makes three. Heh. That's the guy's UID too. What a twist!


An easier to read table might come later.


You might notice I left out two of Ailure's votes. You can't very well expect to get away with voting for Acmlm as both Best Male Member and Female, right?

Hey yeah you're right. Bad evolutionary misstep! BAD! No cookies for you tonight!

Most Serious -- what fucking ever, let's have this one anyway. @Trelior makes up the lead with five serious faces, and @KP9000 follows behind with only four. @Ailure and @Ryudo aren't that serious at all on third.

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* Kawa hugs Liliana in a comforting attempt