What is the greatest Slim Jim commercial of all time?

Dude, enough with all the innuendo. This is a mature board for mature people.

Hot Dogs or Tacos?

Jeez, is there anything you will give a positive response to?

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Lights, Charli XCX or Halsey?

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Charli XCX. She's kinda cute.

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Hehe That'd be like if a Dana joined here

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.....Do I want to know who Dana is?

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My cousin She's awesome though

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That's a far more tame answer that I ever expected.

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Heh, she wanted to become a singer or actress growing up too

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this reminds me of my sister. she wanted to be a singer, but she had nowhere to sing openly so she could never actually practice.

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oh boy it's that time of the week again..

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Is this going where I think it is?

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appears so

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Ancient Egypt Edition?

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oh hey Epele is baking cake again

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Be careful not to accidentally bake a bunny into the cake, bunnies don't taste good

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Several chefs and gourmands would probably disagree with you.

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hasn't swing already given us what a cooked rabbit tastes like

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Yeah, isn't cooking a staff member a bannable offense?

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not if you cook them all so no-one can ban you

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looks like a brick fell off

or thierry stole it i guess

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Heh, the Cherry Fairy?

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I certainly hope not.

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and why is that?

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Holy shit this quote pyramid tho.

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I don't know what you mean. We're just talking, bro.

Danger is Go by Powerman 5000

Am I the only one who played Frequency?

Will you gladly pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today?

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Atlanta Falcons or Minnesota Vikings?

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Vikings. No real reason, vikings are just neat.

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Will you gladly pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today?

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Uhh

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Take your time. This is a really important question, isn't it?

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Hehe That'd be like if a Dana joined here

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.....Do I want to know who Dana is?

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My cousin She's awesome though

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That's a far more tame answer that I ever expected.

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Heh, she wanted to become a singer or actress growing up too

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this reminds me of my sister. she wanted to be a singer, but she had nowhere to sing openly so she could never actually practice.

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oh boy it's that time of the week again..

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Is this going where I think it is?

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appears so

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Ancient Egypt Edition?

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oh hey Epele is baking cake again

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Be careful not to accidentally bake a bunny into the cake, bunnies don't taste good

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Several chefs and gourmands would probably disagree with you.

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hasn't swing already given us what a cooked rabbit tastes like

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Yeah, isn't cooking a staff member a bannable offense?

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not if you cook them all so no-one can ban you

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looks like a brick fell off

or thierry stole it i guess

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Heh, the Cherry Fairy?

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I certainly hope not.

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and why is that?

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Holy shit this quote pyramid tho.

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I don't know what you mean. We're just talking, bro.

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Are we gonna hit the character limit?

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What's a character limit?

The more I read through your post, the more relatable it seems. I went through a very similar set of feelings, circumstances, misadventures and struggles to what you're describing. Between my life experience and professional work there's a lot I could say about all this, but for now I'll keep it to a few points that jump out:

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Doesn't help that the people that were in relationships during high school showed off constantly and made me feel like horrible person every time I say them hugging or eating face in public.

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Want to know a secret about high school? It's all one big illusion.

Experts in human development note that a social need to belong, find your identity, and "fit in" are especially strong during this period of life. This is why you'll see things like showing off one's dating life, why it seems like so many people are doing better than you, or when you hear things like "relationships aren't that great". It's because (despite how it may seem sometimes), they're all still trying to figure things about themselves, others, and the world. Some just to a better job at masking that confusion than others.

Put another way: There's a reason high school romances don't last. Everyone involved is very much a work in progress.

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My personality and behavior is always very extra, and no one in my life has bothered to hide that fact, especially now.

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I've never heard this expression before. What exactly do you mean by this?

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Any romantic interactions I've had were either random chance or desperate acts I now regret. On the chance side of things, my first kiss happened last year when I was 16.

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I didn't get my first kiss until I was 20. I have no problem admitting that because of life secret #2: There is no normal rate for this kind of thing, it only seems that way because of the bizzaroland that is high school.

Besides, it seems like you already learned that desperation is the enemy. Give yourself permission to make mistakes and learn from them like the human that you are, and you'll be just fine.

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So here I am; biggest virgin on the planet with little hope of finding any kind of love until after high school (at least I hope so).

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Like you, I also went to a relatively small school in a small town, so everyone knew each other and there wasn't a lot of dating within my class. When I left for college, my social life changed dramatically. Sure, I wasn't getting laid like crazy or anything like that, but I did end up going on more dates (AKA any dates at all) and learning more about myself, women, and what I really want (and what I don't want).

Sure, dating sites are always an option, but you may be surprised what you find when you take a chance and put yourself out there. While it does suck to risk getting rejected, it definitely helps when you go in ready to look at yourself and others with a healthy and realistic lens. For what it's worth, it sounds like you're seriously working on doing just that. Keep it up!

Favorite grass-type Pokemon?

Who would win in a fight: Audrey II or Swamp Thing?

Do you enjoy dad jokes?

How would you classify this song?

What sort of chocolate do you have?

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Isn't the guy dead?

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Technically, yes.

However, assuming you could warp the fabric of time and space to make such a song happen, what cover would you like to hear?

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Do you have anything that includes all four of the articles mentioned in the thread title in one entity?

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Not yet. Wedding day goals.

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Favorite musical genre?

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Though I've acquired an appreciation for many genres at this point, I'm a sucker for good prog rock and metal in general.

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Ever felt like yelling at the TV when your team was losing?

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Team? No. Pro wrestler? Yes. Figure that one out.

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How strong is your beer?

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I like IPAs, so pretty potent I guess.

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Laser guns or other fictional guns at least?

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I've always wanted this, this or maybe this.

At least two of the three are attainable.

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Grenade Launcher or Flamethrower?

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I've always wanted to try a grenade launcher.

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what nukes do you put in your coffee in the morning?

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I put no nukes in my coffee. I drink my double shot of espresso while listening to the Scorpions Rock You Like A Hurricane during the morning commute on my dog sled just like everyone else.

Then again, compared to the usual happenings here, is that really so bad?

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Then again, compared to the usual happenings here, is that really so bad?

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Yeah, but we're getting closer to Valentine's Day though

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Aren't the two pretty closely related though? Buffalo Wild Wings told me so.

SPORTS IS LOVE.

SPORTS IS LIFE.