I only drink free, open-source water.

9+9+9+6+6+10+10+10+3+3 seems to be 75, the average human lifespan. I'm not sure how to use this information, but it probably means something somehow.

Posted by Nicole

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Posted by Tierage

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I only drink free, open-source water.

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I should warn you that the license agreement for the Kafuka water fountains is not approved by the Free Software Foundation.

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Don't worry, I source my water straight from the ocean, filtered myself. Non-proprietary water bottles too, of course. I craft my own water bottles from resources from the wild, untouched by man. Maybe I should start the Free Softdrink Foundation while I'm at it.

Posted by D​anika

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Nor is the beer taps Can we see some ID Tierage? Kafukaland does not serve minors under 21

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My user ID is 211, if that counts.

My birthday's on Transgender Day of Visibility, fittingly enough. it's also the day after Arisotura's birthday, I think. Also, I know two friends that are a couple that were both born on the day of 9/11. so that's cool I guess.

also judging by this website there's nobody I've ever heard of that has the same birthday as me

Posted by Robbie Rage

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Will you take some time to do the things you never had?

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I've definitely been planning on it for a while now.

Posted by D​anika

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Ever eaten bunny?

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Only in my mind, I swear

If Scyther doesn't have wings, then how does it use Wing Attack? Does it grow wings to attack with, perhaps?

It snowed at my house this morning, yet it snowed nowhere else in town at all.

A good friend of mine lately has had to deal with losing his wallet and his mom's boyfriend ended up arrested after a turn of events. poor guy. don't know what I could do to help him out though.

Posted by Robbie Rage

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Have you ever actually been to Africa?

If not, would you like to?

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I have been outside the Americas multiple times, but I have yet to go to Africa. Maybe one day? I don't think of it as such as harsh and a primitive place as you would hear growing up that it is, but some parts of it aren't the most sustainable. I love some of the history though, or even reading into recent conflicts.

Posted by D​anika

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Favorite 80s song, other than Toto's "Africa"?

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Though it's at the tail end of the 80s and I don't identify it too much with the 80s, N.W.A's "Express Yourself" is one of my favorite hip hop tracks ever. I have been listening to it nonstop for as long as I can remember. love it

Samsung's phones lately seem to be doing the thing where it's more of a fashion statement than a usable device, if you ask me. It feels like they're going down the Apple route with things. I want a phone that works rather than one that's trying to impress me tbh.

Either way, I still have an iPhone so I lose never would get an iPhone newer than the 6s though. I need a home button and a headphone jack still in 2018, surprisingly

What kind of phone do you have? (excuse me if this has already been stated)

tierage is an extremely old username I got from the World of Warcraft name generator for a male Dwarf. I've tried multiple times to start using a new name, but this one stuck. might make it Jasmine, idk

It would be nice if there was an obvious cult classic line of smartphones like there are ThinkPads. But for now, I'll probably consider an older Moto G or a Nexus, probably.

I have caught a highly animated Gen 5 Pikachu, as well as a very large Yoshi.

Has anyone caught all of the sprites?

Posted by Robbie Rage

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What if Kafuka was in space?

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Kafuka would be one of many spaceships in the Acmlmiverse, flying with others such as Kuribo64 and maybe Jul. It would be a sharp yet traditional piece of galactic machinery, with a lot in its storage. It would serve as a positive, small space colony. The inside would have various sprites floating in zero gravity, of course.

Posted by D​anika

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Oh heh, NWA's and not Madonna's? The name makes me think of Madonna

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another good song from around the same time! Never was a big Madonna fan though. it's undeniably groovy though, maybe I should listen to more than just hip hop

What are some of your favorite old school videos, pre-YouTube and all? It can be early YouTube too, as long as it's before 2010 or so

(excuse me if this thread already exists, wouldn't be surprised if it did)

I'm going to miss flash.

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Nah. Breadfish is where it's at.

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fittingly, my thinkpad x220 is named Breadfish.

Posted by D​anika

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Can a DDoS be theoretically done in self-defense?

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Maybe DDoS the DDoS back? Or just intercept an oncoming threat of sorts with a DDoS.

Posted by Robbie Rage

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Should all of Kafuka start playing EVE Online?

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Either that or WoW once the new expansion or classic comes out. Or maybe a Kafuka MMO built into the RPG system? (i doubt it but that would be fun)

Posted by E​p​e​l​e

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Favourite MMO?

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I'll go with WoW since that's the one I've played the most. I'd be up to try something new at some point, though.

Posted by D​anika

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Ever watched Pretty Little Liars?

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I never watch many shows, should I give it a try?

Posted by Robbie Rage

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What's the most exotic food you've ever had?

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I'm the most picky and non-adventurous person ever in terms of food. So in my case, the most exotic thing I've eaten off the top of my head is probably one of those stupid meme foods like cheeseburger-flavored chips or pancakes-and-syrup-flavored Peeps. Or anything that uses bacon-flavor as a selling point in a silly way.

oops april fools i'm back.

thanks for the birthday wishes! it was a good one.

My birthday had a wide distribution of items spread out over an extended period of time, including the ThinkPad x220 I got recently, a Kanye-themed clock, a date out at spaghetti as well as a Moto G4 as a gift to myself. it's been a good week