I would say that most likely this is just a hardline to force Nintendo to the negotiating table if they win. Losing another percentage of Wii U revenue won't help Nintendo by any means, but it's quite a bit early to proclaim the end of time too...

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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What do I have to do to get the MEOWBADGE?

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Obviously you have the beat the gym leader, duh

Posted by Mary

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Kittens are homosexual.

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Meow, obviously.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Which game's beta elements do you like the most?

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The universe- would you believe some of the elements they cut? You can still find some that are half-implemented but they decay if you leave them around long enough.

Temperatures unexpectedly dropped into the low 60's, leaving me unpleasantly cold considering how I was dressed.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Also, is the universe is like the windmills of your mind?

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The universe is actually mostly powered by coal nowadays.

Posted by Mary

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Whats your opinion on men and their inherent scum-like attributes?

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I thought everyone knew my opinion on that by now~

Posted by KP9000

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Posted by Mary

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Whats your opinion on men and their inherent scum-like attributes?

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You know, given your orientation, that post could be interpreted as bigotry. Avoid it.

Yeah, I'm a guy, so this post is technically biased. Still, consider it a warning.

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I've been advocating for the outright elimination of men for years and no one warned me...

Posted by KP9000

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...ahem, question time...

What do you think of thunder and lightning?

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I think it sounds cool, I don't mind a big rainstorm... at night, when I'm indoors... and the thunder isn't so close my paranoia flares up and makes me think it's going to hit me... then I like it.

Why are you so sleepy?

Posted by SquidEmpress

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I thought the universe was powered by nuclear fusion?

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That's what we tell the publicity people. But all that dark matter? Smoke clouds.

Posted by KP9000

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Ok, so just link me all of the instances of this happening so I can strip you of your admin status and leave you in the dust with the rest of the commoners, ironically proving Mary's point...

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I can do the same for Epele too So glad to be finally furthering a coup d'etat!

Posted by KP9000

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Hey, do you like cookie dough?

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Yes. Especially in ice cream.

Posted by Mary

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But seriously though, why are all men scum?

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It's a well-known fact that estrogen causes stronger emotions. Therefore, the inverse must be true, that testosterone makes you a sociopath.

SOURCE: Science.

Posted by Reizenni

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Why does Mary insist on getting banned a lot?

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Because she's trying to relive her glory days, except I won't let her angrily hack the board afterwards.

Posted by Lili~ ♥

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Since when are there rules on Kafuka?

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As far as I can tell, the rules on Kafuka are "if a staff member doesn't like what you're doing, stop doing that", since they've been made extremely broad.

Posted by Mary

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Nicole, why haven't you answered my question yet?

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Asking more questions leads to longer delays between questions! Mary you are the problem

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Should I ignore this thread because of misandry?

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[22:49:51] <sleepy> get it rite man
[22:50:17] <SquidGirl> OK. :P
[22:50:40] <SquidGirl> Did you call me "man"? ;_;
[22:51:06] <sleepy> ops
[22:51:07] <sleepy> sorry
[22:51:12] <sleepy> i am tired
[22:51:13] <SquidGirl> I'm SquidGirl/SquidEmpress.

you're confusing meeeeeeeeee

Though I suppose we should probably cool it on the misandry, at least a bit...

Posted by Mary

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Assuming a constant velocity of 1 trillion kilometers per second ...how soon would a black hole form?

I require all the math.

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The Schwarzschild radius is:
r_s=2Gm/c²
Since you didn't specify a mass I'll have to make a semi-classical approximation for the energy:
E = mc², so m = E/c²
and we assume a classical kinetic energy:
E = 1/2 mv².
This approximation is problematic, but our v >> c, so who knows what the hell is going on here, and non-kinetic energy is almost certainly negligible. Thus, our formula simplifies to:
r_s=Gmv²/c⁴
r_s=(8.26*10^-15 m/kg)*m
Since you didn't specify which body is moving, I'll assume it's me, with a mass m=135lbs or about 61kg.
r_s=5.04*10^-13m.
I'll assume that at such high speeds rate of deformation is approximately equal to the inverse of the velocity, and that I'm moving in the forward direction, and that I'm roughly spherical with a radius of r₀=0.75m.
Thus,
(r₀-r_s)/v = 7.5 * 10^-16 seconds.

Look, math! I hope some poor asshole trying to study for a general relativity exam somehow stumbles across this post and tries to use it for actual questions

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Would you rather call me "man" or "girl"?

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Well given that I keep accidentally calling you she I think my subconscious has settled on "girl"

Posted by Mary

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10 points of hufflepuff.

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That bad, huh?

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Why did you skip my question? You don't like me being SquidGirl/SquidEmpress?

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Because I was distracted by the science

Posted by Reizenni

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Since when was Team Rocket good at anything anyways?

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Well, they have a cat with them, so they can't be totally useless right?

Oh look, Mary finally made the KCS.

Also, the thread title makes me cry.

Posted by Reizenni

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Posted by Nicole

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Posted by Reizenni

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Since when was Team Rocket good at anything anyways?

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Well, they have a cat with them, so they can't be totally useless right?

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I suppose. But Meowth isn't really that good of a pokemon...

Wait, you use meowth?

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I actually don't. But you know, the ideal of feline supremacy is still important.

This time I play a video game! =o

Thanks for all the well-wishes everyone! I spent pretty much all of yesterday with my wonderful girlfriend, and then in the evening I had a nice party with a small group of friends~

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Do you want Koffing to have some coffee?

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Posted by Reizenni

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They have a Koffing and a Weezing, but where is Choking and Sneezing?

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Why are people asking me Pokemon related questions?!

Oh, wait, I think I know why.

Posted by skyluigi

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Do you sneeze when you go outside if it's sunny?

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Not unless some pollen gets in my nose or something...

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Oh, shit. I visited this thread. Will I get nightmares now?

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Well, it's either that or your soul is forfeit. So if you ever have pleasant dreams, you know which one it is~

Posted by skyluigi

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Is this thread made of nightmares?

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No, it just causes nightmares. Don't worry