Posted by SquidEmpress

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Don't you think skyluigi should accept that he is being corrupted by us so that he can enjoy having some fun? Imagine the things he would say! Though, that also does sound a bit scary.

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I thought I was establishing that I don't corrupt people!

Posted by skyluigi

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Do you think Squid has ever heard of "they"?

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Well, it's not like the forum has an easy way for a user to show their preferred pronoun- and if it there was we'd probably just make a mockery of it, sooo...

Posted by Mary

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*been away at otakon all weekend*

Fair warning to people wanting to be me...it involves working 60-90 work weeks, lots of business travel and learning hebrew....oh and being a masochist so you'll have to learn to be a pain slut. xD

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Mary you should be proud you've become the forum idol

I guess that makes it ironic when you finally snap and delete the whole thing.

Posted by CherryBunny

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Isn't it bad that you can remember everything you ate in a day?

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Would it be better to have no memory at all?

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Did Mary get on your computer and instead of logging you out and logging in as her, she used your account to edit my profile?

Look here at my post in my ask thread.

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Looks like the work of Epele, if I'm not mistaken.

Mary doesn't usually use my computer; she does have her own, after all. (I think she has like eight)

Granted. At the same time, however, you suddenly back their causes, and get annoyed that they aren't speaking up.

I wish I could eat in this building.

Posted by Mary

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I only have like... 2 macbook pros, 2 desktops / severs , 1 netbook...that's not 8...that's only 5.

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Don't forget your iPad, iPhone, your eight other smartphones... All devices that can access Kafuka, at least

And thus we reach 7.66. Of course, one can never actually reach eight.

Posted by skyluigi

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Has Mary corrupted this thread?

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This thread hardly was pure before Mary arrived- she just made it sexier

Posted by Mary

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nicole! You think I'm sexy?!

You sick fuck, you think this is sexy????

http://imgur.com/wSzp8mU

I suppose you think 8 year old's are sexy huh? SHAME!!!! :p

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You're interesting.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Do you think Mary will make this thread even sexier soon?

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Or is she too focused on your thread now and ignoring me?!

Posted by skyluigi

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Why does Mary make this thread NSFW?

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You need to ask Mary that, not me. Gods.

Posted by skyluigi

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Why doesn't Mary have an ask thread?

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You need to ask Mary that, not me. Gods.

I hate being such a paranoid... I'm in my apartment, went suddenly I feel slight vibrations. Naturally I quickly become nervous, which means I shake slightly and can't tell if the vibrations are continuing or not. I turn off my fan; still feel vibrations. Obviously my immediate thought is that these tremors mean an earthquake is imminent (even though the one earthquake I've been in started suddenly without warning), so I freak out, shove all my stuff into my bag and run down the stairs and off to the lab building earlier than I usually would. (The lab building is much newer than my apartment building, and is designed to resist vibrations)

As I pass out the door of my building, I realize that they're doing construction on the retail space at the ground floor, and that's what the vibrations were coming from

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Posted by CherryBunny

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I wonder how long it'll take for people to realise Lili's part of the bunny club..

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Why shouldn't she be a BunnyCat instead? I mean, I'm a BunnyCatSquid.

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This seems like an increasingly untenable combination.

Granted, but the engine is fused to the body and it will never run.

I wish I could fly without having wings.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Why not try to convince Mary to post in both your ask thread and my ask thread? I'm sure she'd like to do a mini posting spree.

Edit: Ugh, grammatical errors. Why do I keep on making typos?

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Evidently I have somehow managed to convince her to go even farther than that. Or maybe you did. What the hell?

Posted by Mary

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Yeah, I have no idea why people think I'm NSFW

https://flpics0.a.ssl.fastly.net/795/795366/0004ffd7-7477-fbed-3cff-ab21f6a86ae3_958.jpg

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I viewed both your pictures and I'm at work. I don't see the concern.

You are hot, though.

Posted by Mary

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I mean, not like I'm asking for uhm nicole's tail in my mouth or anything....

https://flpics0.a.ssl.fastly.net/795/795366/0004ffd7-7701-23fd-1d2e-a8aea7cff2ed_720.jpg

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so lewd...

Posted by skyluigi

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Are those pictures corrupted? (I haven't clicked them)

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The picture quality looked pretty good to me.

I caught Sorcerer!

Evidently this sorcerer is evil. I hope catching him doesn't make me good.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Do think skyluigi is the one who inspired Mary to make her own ask thread? He did ask you what if Mary had her own ask thread.

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They very well may have. Does that count as being ironic?

Posted by skyluigi

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Posted by SquidEmpress

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Do think skyluigi is the one who inspired Mary to make her own ask thread? He did ask you what if Mary had her own ask thread.

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SquidEmpress, ever heard of "they"?

Does it annoy you that this isn't a question?

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Well posting a statement like that means that you think you're Nicole, in which case the preferred pronoun is actually "she".

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Don't you think it's about time that skyluigi allows Mary to influence him?

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If they want to. *shrug*

Posted by Mary

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So nicole, I got a couple scenes planned this weekend but no parties yet. I'm hoping I can arrange something. I ~REALLY~ want some birthday bruises, you know what that's like?

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I sure hope you get beaten up this weekend

Wait, that seems like a strange thing to say.

I caught dwarf mouse.

How ironic...

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Have you ever seen Mary kick the ass of people who are anti-Semetic to teach those racists a lesson?

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Nope.

Posted by skyluigi

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Why is Mary apparently obsessed with bruises?

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Posted by Mary

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Because I am a masochist?

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Thank you for doing my work for me!

Posted by Nicole

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I caught dwarf mouse.

How ironic...

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And now I caught another large mouse. It makes sense that kitty would be good at catching mice, though

You do know mice are generally small, right?

Posted by Mary

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Seriously, why would I give an anti-semite a beating?

I CHARGE for that... I mean 280/hr and that's to people I LIKE...

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Mary you just have to admit your and my universe is perpendicular to these people's

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Myeeu-urgh-hack! *clears throat*

How do you feel about the demise of Robin Williams?

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That's a sad topic.

Posted by MrRean

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Does answering questions ever get really really boring?

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Only when they're inane or appear to be made solely for postcount++.

Posted by Lili~ ♥

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Don't you think Gywall only listens to boring music?

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But now she has music glitches to make her songs more fun!

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Would you rather drink your own cat milk or my squid milk, which has 1g/1000mg of salt? And yes, I am a SquidEmpress/SquidGirl so my tits produce milk.

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You are truly an interesting person.