Posted by skyluigi

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Why does this thread exist, again? It's becoming NSFW.

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Why does anything exist? Oh gods philosophy has reared its ugly head again...

Posted by skyluigi

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Would you like a salad?

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Sure!

Has Squiddy never heard of steak tartare?

Posted by skyluigi

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Would you also like some salad dressing with that?

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I would have thought that was assumed. Italian or balsamic vinaigrette, please.

Posted by skyluigi

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What is steak tartare?

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It's a dish made of raw beef. (and no I've never had it, though I'd like to try it)

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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So, um...why so serious?

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The level of seriousness I request is only enough that "how many posts are in this thread" is not asked.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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So there are windmills in my mind?

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I applaud your devotion to eco-friendly power sources.

Posted by skyluigi

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Are you going to be SeriousNicole from now on?

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Obviously not, spammer-chan.

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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How many posts are there in this thread?

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Congratu-fucking-lations.

1 skyluigi 103
2 SquidEmpress 101
3 CherryBunny 18

This is quite literally insane.

Posted by CherryBunny

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Are you really that badly hurt over that one?

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I say specifically an example of something I don't want and immediately get it! It's like being served mashed potatoes for your birthday.

Posted by CherryBunny

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Posted by Nicole

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1 skyluigi 103
2 SquidEmpress 101
3 CherryBunny 18

This is quite literally insane.

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All I can say to this is...

Holy crap.

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Seriously- how could you get 18 posts? That's unthinkable.

I caught @"Archer"!

No, wait, not that one.

If only I had made one fewer post, I could have ended up ranking with less than 10% of the top poster, which seems like it might be a record.

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Do you think Super Mario Sunshine hacking, 3DS hacking, and Wii U hacking can thrive one day?

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I don't know, but I suspect so- but gods, all my hacking knowledge is still stuck in the NES era ("ah yes, the only SNES game that people really hack is SMW"), and even SM64 hacking can still amaze me

Posted by SquidEmpress

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Would you ever want to have a Dutch windmill made of stone, a farmer windmill made of metal, and a wind turbine windmill made of metal?

It'd be interesting to have sort of a "History of Windmills" type of thing.

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I don't know where I'd keep them

Posted by skyluigi

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What is your favourite place to be?

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With Mary.

CONGLATURATION !!!

YOU HAVE MADE
A MANY POSTS.

AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE
OF OUR CULTURE.

NOW GO AND REST OUR HERO !

Posted by SquidEmpress

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If you could, would you buy some acres to keep the "History of Windmills" thing?

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Honestly, it wouldn't be that high on my priority of things to do if I suddenly came into money

I do in theory dislike one-word posts, but in a case like this I don't know if I can say anything other than...

meow?

Let me know if this is acceptable, alright? I haven't role-played in ages but I figured I might as well give it another try

Name Niesse
Age Physically about 20
Sex Female
Species Magically altered cat
Height (human-like form) 5'3"

Backstory At one time, there was a witch Ysylvia, who loved a wizard Kathor, and had a black cat familiar named Niesse. But magic-users were a tiny minority on that plane, and an angry mob burned Ysylvia alive, destroying her house and all her property but the tiny cat who fled into the forest, finding Kathor. Kathor cherished Niesse, and gave her a human-like form, taking her in as his assistant (since a cat could not, by ancient tradition, be an apprentice) Over time, however, he became more fueled by revenge then by love, delving in to darker magics and becoming feared in the town, and neglecting Niesse and making her more of a slave than an assistant. Eventually, Niesse learned that Kathor planned to kill her for a ritual that would destroy the local town entirely; having had enough, she fled, stealing a number of artifacts in her wake, including one that would allow her to pass out of the plane entirely.

Appearance Niesse in her cat form is a black cat with no other coloration, with green eyes. Her human form is modeled somewhat after the witch Ysylvia, with extremely pale skin and black hair- however, she retains cat-like ears and a tail in this form, as well as her cat-like eyes.

Attire At her time of fleeing, a brown cloak over her nightshirt, which she can cover her head and ears with, and a well-worn leather knapsack that once belonged to the wizard. The knapsack contained some of her serving outfits, the stolen artifacts, and things of that sort. She always wears a thin green collar made of some magical unbreakable material with a metal ring in the front; this shifts size with her transformation, and was given to her by Ysylvia.

Abilities Can shift between human and cat forms, though this does have an energy cost. Natural high agility in either form. Was taught some very basic magics (simple object levitation, summon a single flame, that sort of thing) from the wizard Kathor before his corruption.

Posted by skyluigi

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How many p-*shot*

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If I didn't have a near-pathological dislike of guns, I'd take the credit for firing that shot

Posted by skyluigi

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Are you sad that people have forgotten this thread?

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That's what I get for closing it...

Posted by CherryBunny

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What would your priority be if you did come into some money then?

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Well, it depends on how large "some" money is...