Posted by thereturnofdoritosxD

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how would you pronounce my weirdo username

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"There, turn of Dory Tossex D". Am I close?

Snowing here.

Again.

Posted by Dani

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Can an adorable, fluffy cat really help treat depression?

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I mean, when I was depressed I think when I saw the cats helped, but when I saw the cats was also when I was not at college, which was also a major source of stress, so... too many variables to draw a conclusion.

But in any case, meow!

Posted by Squiddy

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What are your thoughts on everything after 8:25 in the Weird Shrek video?

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This was all that came to mind.

Posted by Squiddy

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Also, did you know that President Shrek was unhappy with the Parliamentary System of Far Far Away since Arthur was both the King and the Prime Minister so he made his swamp the capital of his own country and installed a Presidential System? President Shrek has Executive, Judicial, and Legislative power.

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Is that a Presidental system, or a dictatorial system? OR ARE THEY THE SAME THING #monarchy2014

Also, insert joke about the "green party" here.^{get it?because shrek is greenso like environmentalist parties are often called green partiesbut it's actually shrek who's green in this casethat's why it's funnyI mean okay it's not that funnybut at least a little mildly amusing?}

Posted by Squiddy

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But do you think President Shrek is great, even if he is a dictator?

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I think you'll find my opinion is what it always has been.

That is, of course, meow. *nods thoughtfully*

Posted by Squiddy

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So basically, you are the President? But this is the United States of SquidEmpress, I am the President, I am the Empress, and I am the Queen!

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I thought we were a theocracy. Gods, the dark gods are not going to be happy to hear about this...

How many of those mood avatars do you have? :P ^{yes i could easily just use my admin powers to look shut up}

Posted by Squiddy

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I also have few a NSFW mood avatars reserved for my ask thread, I guess. Well, they don't contain nudity but they're pretty hot.

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I don't have any NSFW mood avatars myself

Posted by Squiddy

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Also, how do you feel now that I stole that very mood avatar of yours?

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Aren't there... better targets to steal mood avatars from?

Posted by Squiddy

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Maybe so. Are you suggesting I should steal Epele's mood avatars?!

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And here is my prediction of her reaction.

Posted by Squiddy

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What should have Mother Brain done instead of creating a ton of stuff?

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Well, in the context of the game, she should perhaps have gone to a star system that wasn't inhabited instead

Posted by Squiddy

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But why shouldn't she just make an entire galaxy instead?

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I think that might be outside her power? I mean, she's a computer, not a goddess, not even a goddess of the apocalypse...

In the first dream, there were some chimpanzees in our house. It turns out that all chimpanzees have two relics, clay statues of a male and a female, and if they are damaged the chimpanzee will never rebuild them, but simply dedicate its life to killing whoever broke it. Unfortunately, I broke the male statue, and the chimpanzees got very angry. Somehow I managed to stop those two, but I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep well unless I killed all the chimpanzees in the local area, so I teamed up with my extended family. My aunt suggested that we make a magic spell that would cause all chimpanzees to drop dead, so we did so, crafting ancient runes onto parchment and reciting strange tongues. Finally she took it to the Dominion, near the Prudential Center, where the chimpanzees lived, so it would be spread throughout them and kill them all.

The second dream pretended to be a sequel to an earlier dream. I managed somehow to access an alternate timeline where I didn't exist, among other changes, and contacted alternate Lili~ ♥. Since I had been friends with her in my timeline I was able to know things about her she hadn't told me, so she believed my story. (This was the 1990s, but apparently one thing different about this timeline is that she was born earlier) In this dream I was mostly marveling over differences in the alternate universe; for example, Doctor Who is incredibly violent and bloody, "caravel" being spelled "caraphel", and VHS tapes have begun being faded out earlier. Finally, Lili~ ♥ and I discussed in the middle of a supermarket produce area (which was deserted) how to return Elsa to power in this timeline, and I looked for a new backpack.

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Is it the same Mother Brain that Samus fights?

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I think that Mother Brain is biological?

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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You mean "organic"?

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bi·o·log·i·cal
ˌbīəˈläjək(ə)l/
adjective
adjective: biological; adjective: biol.

    1.
    of or relating to biology or living organisms.

???

Posted by Dani

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Hipsters are so 2013, haven't you heard?

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Are you calling me a hipster? =o

I caught Dark Pit!

And I haven't caught Pit yet. This definitely proves I'm evil!

EDIT and while posting this, Shiny Marill!

Posted by Database

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Was looking for this damn thing. Hello there everyone!

I've been looking for remnants of you for quite sometime, although it's literally been nine or so years since I was actively part of your communities. I used to go by "Riku" nearly a decade ago, but I've been going by Database for three or four years now.

I won't be offended if I am not remembered... 2006-2008 was a loooooong time ago.

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Unfortunately I think 2006-2008 was part of the era where I was rather inactive, so I don't remember you... but welcome regardless, I suppose!

Posted by CherryBunny

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I can't stand taking a bath, or even a shower, in the morning.

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I can't stand not taking a shower, even if I'm going to spend all day inside...

But my bathtub doesn't have a working stopper, so no baths.

I don't consider the fetus to be an independent human life before birth, so it is my opinion that abortion for any reason, including inconvenience, sex selection, or others are permissible. I use birth as the cutoff because that's the clearest medically-defined point; I consider late-term abortions a matter of the woman's conscience.

This is difficult to debate for me, however, because it naturally flows from a principle, and disagreeing about principles is difficult. That being said, I do agree with Squiddy that any man who forces a woman to get a medical procedure done she doesn't want is despicable.

Posted by Squiddy

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If the fetus is not alive then why are the cells alive?

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Lots of cells are alive and we don't worry much about killing them... Also interestingly, there was a recent study that showed that women who had been pregnant have cells living inside of them with the same DNA as the children they've had, as those cells ended up separating from the fetus and joining the mother. But that's really more of an aside.

Posted by Squiddy

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I mean, of course the fetus is a living person. So abortion on demand is still murder and is still a crime a against humanity.

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This is why I find this topic difficult to discuss- you say "of course" because that idea is obvious to you. But to me the opposite is clear. So how can we discuss this? All we can do is talk over each other.

Posted by Squiddy

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How much do you agree with this statement?

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All women are not objects but all men are objects.

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All men are objectionable, for sure.

See what I did there woaaaah