Don't you mean lose some weight?

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Posted by Nicole

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Note to self: don't buy furniture from ikea

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What happened, though? At home we have bought and assembled a lot of Ikea furniture and never had a problem.

Posted by Dani ★

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Firefox 45 is out today And some good news for XP users, Firefox 45 ESR still supports Windows XP

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What does it add? More Chrome?

Posted by Schezo

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I keep thinking about removing junk (including unknown duplicates) off the external HD. It never happens.

read: of the 2,75 TB, only 30GB or so are free

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format the fucker!

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Is a dream nice if it involves chocolate kittens?

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http://xkcd.com/390/


also, boy was it a weird dream, I remembered the first part but now I forgot it

there was a part where we entered a building that belonged to our neighbours and it was really weird inside, there was some small tunnel I wanted to explore but at the same time I didn't, and more weird crap

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some people are either a) Microsoft fanboys or b) blindly following any 'progress' like sheep even though 90% of that progress is commercial bullshit

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if so, they should go with Windows 7


otherwise, I still refuse to consider Windows 8 better than 98

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oh man, that reminds me of some particularly awful questions, like this one:



I am properly placed to go to Fuckville: NO

Right.

I am properly placed to go to Paris: YES

WRONG!

Because "you are supposed to use the rightmost lane"

nevermind that you ALSO get to Paris if you stay in this lane



derrrrrrrrrrrrp

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Posted by Schezo

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If ZSNES is the IE6 of emulators, what is the IE5 of emulators then?

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Probably one of those who ran under Win98 or MS-DOS. Or Snem/NeuSnem.

Posted by Dani ★

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What's so special about Super Mario All-Stars on the Wii? All it is is a CD-ROM with an SNES emulator/Virtual Console on it At least try to remake the games with enhanced graphics (SMB3 in the NSMB style would be awesome TBH)

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Dunno, but knowing Nintendo it's likely an emulator similar to that of the VC. Or a bunch of black magic, who knows.

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heh, don't we all love old things



the electronics venture continues, but this time with my phone, I need to replace the power button and that'll be a ton of fun

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there was a lot to this dream but I only remember a few parts (as usual)



one part happens in the court in front of our house, the gate is open, there's some kind of carnaval/party happening in the streets with people throwing flour and eggs and whatnot (there was a lot of flour, the street looks like it's covered in it, or just foggy, dunno)

eventually people from a weird car throw eggs at me, I try to dodge them with moderate success

apparently I manage to catch some and later try to throw them at a car passing in the street, they land on the windshield but leave almost no trace



another part is me on my bed, trying to fix my phone (what I plan to do... once I get the needed parts)

I have started taking it apart, the motherboard is exposed, but it's still running with battery inserted, and I mess with it

at some point, I separate the screen from the rest and turn it on, which is where shit goes haywire

it turns on but it's weird, the background is a yellowish white instead of the normal blue background, then all of a sudden the display turns into a pattern of corrupted crap (a grid of weird black dots on a white background) along with a weird loud sound

I think I must have shorted something, immediate reaction is "turn it off" although I try doing so with the power button instead of, uh, removing the battery; I don't have much time to do anything either way because I promptly wake up

the sound stuck out like a sore thumb because the dream was mostly silent, and it scared the shit out of me, waking me up

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moar dreams

I remember a few details, like wandering around in a pretty nice vacation hotel that we own (we don't own a hotel, but uh, whatever)

another part involves a bunch of computers on a table, there's a guy on the left using one, and I try to do things, the computers are pretty old

I want to hook my laptop to one of the monitors, it's a CRT and not even VGA (it's some older thing that goes through connectors similar to the headset connectors)

there's a similarly ancient computer with weird interfaces, it's in a weird slim tower format and rumbles when running

there's a more recent computer, looking like those Dell desktops from circa 2005, it runs Windows XP, it has the default XP background and theme and a bunch of weird software installed (the desktop is like 55% full of icons)

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Thanks guys!


Mario shall be Mega, and more mega than ever!

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one of my latest dreams involved me being in Fort Boyard, near the "Salle du Trésor"

the tigers where there too, and due to whatever mistake, they were able to get to me, one of them started attacking me

at that point I apparently decided that nope, I don't want to be torn apart by a tiger, and woke up

but amusingly this wasn't a nightmare like the previous phone-related dream, I just woke up normally and the dream didn't feel dire at all

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I remember the end of this dream


Walking in the streets at evening, I want to enter a bank for whatever reason, but it's closing and the guards tell me to move away.

I cross the street, get to a place that is fucking crowded, the people are excited. At first, it looks like another bank, and they really want in for whatever reason. But it turns out it's much more than that.

People are excited to board onto some giant platform thing that moves up (flying?) and gives them an awesome trip. I see it take off...

Then it's our turn (turns out that now I'm accompanied by my sister(?) and a small guy). The guy tells us to hurry up. We get onto the thing on time for some of the last seats. I'm facing the guy and my sister is on my left.

Seats, well... that's a weird security device. You're supposed to place your calves in two holes in some sort of box while sitting down. The holes are small, my calves barely fit in that shit. We get seated anyway and the thing starts moving...

It moves over the street then straight up. It's amazing.

Then, what the fuck. It's somehow flying in one of the rooms of my house. That room had some repairs to its walls, there were cracks and parts broken off so it was all fixed using... dirt. Or maybe some weird cement thing that looks like dirt.

Then weirder shit happens...

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Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Is the thread a slow zombie or can it run fast aswell?

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it can run pretty fast if you lure it with a piece of Acmlmboard

Posted by Schezo

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Is it possible to define bat2exe file wipers a work of pure genius?

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depends on your definition of genius

my definition of genius is... me
D

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Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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How's the zombie doing?

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a little hungry for brains, and still recovering from that crazy party that we had a few days ago

Posted by Schezo

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Do I have to take that as a no?

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not if the work shown is equivalent to my level of intelligence

DD

Posted by Dani ★

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OS/2 Warp 4 or Windows NT 4.0?

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anything that isn't Windows 10

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how about the floppy disks, and those funky noises floppy drives make when you put files on the disk?


if you were to run a board, what would you pick as a software?

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happy birthday


shit, I might be late

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Posted by Sorceress Epele

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I just went and fixed an app I had issues with.

Birbeck's Wallpaper Slideshow is like the best wallpaper slideshow app out there. Except.. It only works on devices running Gingerbread or lower.

Having found the source code sitting in a git on the web, I went and fixed the issues with it.

First was just a missing permission. Easy fix.
Second was it can't read secondary storage - A problem if you keep your wallpapers on an external storage such as a MicroSD Card. Fixed with a bit of recoding.

Download [Google Drive]

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Seems nice. I guess that app was open-source though.


What I'd want is a Facebook app hacked to not constantly send dumb notifications like "hey do you know Herpo Derpu" or "find more friends on Facebook", or generally anything that isn't a comment that could interest me.

I'd just fucking axe the Facebook app, but the Messenger app relies on it, and it can be nice to be able to contact people via that.

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I figured Messenger would rely on the Facebook app atleast for the auth part. Also how Messenger extends the Facebook app.

Apparently I was wrong although that has to be tested.

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