Posts by Nicole - Kafuka Boards

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So, you’ve all done the Mosts, and want to see the results, do you? Well, here’s your Christmas present. Don't read this before X-mas! We have a large userbase and not as many voters, so many categories just don’t have a proper second place. But when we do have one, I’ll try to bring it up. Are you going to bother checking?

First off is Most friendly, which goes to

Danielle. Second place is… me? People associate catgirls with friendliness— I guess not many dog people here.

Send all your questions to @"Schezo", our most helpful member. I’m giving second place to

Epele, because she actually tabulated the vote here for me.

Most hilarious is

Moonlight Capital; the rick roll will never die. Second place is me, so you’d better make sure to laugh a whole lot at this.

Most kawaii is me, which… nya!!!!

Most lewd is

Epele— remember when I called her the paladin and the force for purity on Kafuka? Of course you don’t.

Most honest is

Decoy Blimp, which is a bit suprising for a decoy. Guess we’re a dishonest bunch.

Most caring is mel, no surprise there. But what is a surprise is the tie with @"Nicolyn", who as we all know is a selfish jerk.

Taryn tops out most missed; she’ll always be in our memories and I suspect she’ll win this category for a long time to come. Lili~ ♥ came in second place.

On a lighter note,

Danielle is definitely our most likely to start a spree. This category was nearly unanimous, no one else even came close.

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Best username goes to

ゼンガー・ゾンボルト, showing that gratuitous Japanese gets you popularity on a forum full of weebs. Who knew?

@"Thieppy" is our best regular user, and

Next Jen comes next in this most blatant of popularity contests.

The best staffer goes to the lazy person who’s far too indecisive in staff discussions (I refer of course to myself); thankfully,

Emuz came in second, so there’s a little sanity still.

Danielle’s considered the best of our potential staffers. We’ll keep her in mind if an opening comes up; if only to give her the power to edit the KCS without having to post it each month.

Jamie’s the best banned user… but are they even banned? It’s a bit hard to keep track of all those accounts.

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Emuz’s post layout continues to wow, but for the more breast-minded,

Epele has you covered. (Covered just enough to get around a NSFW wall!)

@"Thieppy" has won the forum beauty contest with the best avatar of the bunch, and the best mood avatars. saltypepper and Rambly came in second for the mood avatar club.

@"Nicolyn" has the best minipic, because who doesn’t love Nei?

Epele came in second, behind me as usual.

And

Decoy Blimp is the best poster. Wait, what’s the difference between this and best user?

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Tyty came in first for our most artistically skilled category;

Googie and @"Schezo" came in second, but each with just one vote apeice. Apparently we’re not very confident in our artistic skill.

@"Thieppy" is our forum virtuoso and won the most musically skilled, in a category with only three votes. Come on, guys, writing music is fun! We could use more musicians.

And Arisotura is our mostly technically skilled.

Epele,

KP, and @"Schezo" took up a big tie for second, and this category got more votes than the last two combined; bunch of nerds.

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Talk to

KP while you can; as our most likely to succeed in life, he’ll surely be too busy for this place soon. @"NinLenna" is next up in that category.

But they’d better not get that success in government, or they’ll be first up against the wall when Arisotura leads the revolution

Emuz,

Moonlight Capital, and Arisotura are in danger of earning a philosophy degree with all that questioning of life.

@"Thieppy" is the most likely to fall in love with a board member, and Jamie’s not far behind. And I think we all know who those forum members are.

Finally, I’m not saying anything, but be on the look out for UFOs when

Danielle and

Emuz are around.

Moonlight Capital’s looking a bit green too, if you know what I mean.