Posted by Danika

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Favorite kind of BBQ Sauce?

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any BBQ sauce that is sweet and not fucking hot

Posted by Robbie Rage

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Favorite musical act from the 90s?

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the one where you fart into a tube

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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I have quite a bit of dream material, but it's weird



grandma's house, with family, doing things, but it's weird. I have my laptop there for whatever reason.

then there was that whole part that revolved around a weird garage-type building which we entered via absurdly small passageways, but I don't remember much.

then, at some point, we're leaving grandma's house, I think. so I go back there to get my laptop... friends are at the window showing some laptops. it's weird.

I enter the building but at this point it's more like some engschool building. I'm followed by a few girls, one of them keeping a finger on the top of my buttcrack for some reason. anyway, we reach the room where my friends were, and where my laptop would be.

but this is where is gets frustrating.

the room is more like a classroom, and one of the students has that laptop that looks like mine, so I say it's mine... and nope.

then everybody pulls out their laptops, they're all similar to mine (ASUS, metallic) but different (bigger, different finish, ...). so in the end nobody has my laptop. I keep searching, but nope.

then one of the guys (who I don't actually know? or might be someone from highschool?) tells me that my friends took it.

so I leave the classroom, because my friends are in another one... but that's the thing, I can never find it. the building layout is a bit weird. I eventually get out in some courtyard thing, enter another part of the building, end up in a large hall. I follow the signs to find the stairs, but what I find is some weird curvy mountainy shit that some students ride with fancy cars.

so I figure that instead of scouring the whole building, I'm going to just call my friends. I pull out my phone and start a call...

all I get is some weird message stating that my phone plan is suspended, due to something I posted on Twitter (a remark about a cop, or something) that got the authorities' attention, and had them start an investigation and shit. ouch.

so I figure that I'm fucked and I'm making it back home without my laptop AND without any internet access... gonna get bored.

but I apparently just decide that this doesn't make sense anymore, must be a dream...


so I 'wake up'. I'm now in my bedroom at crapo-grandpa's home, with a cat who seems to insist upon laying onto my arm.

I get out of the bed, turn the light on, then go where my laptop is. it's on, there's a tablet too, and it's kind of a mess... I check things. recollect memories of my dream so I can post it here, oblivious to the fact that I'm still dreaming.

there were probably other things at that point but I can't remember them.

but, eventually, I actually wake up, and here I am.

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so I'm at some place with my friends and all. they're derping around, presumably for somebody's birthday. but I don't feel too well, I just want to be left alone...

eventually someone comes into my room and gives me a drink. same weird beverage that everybody drank. I inquire about what's inside, but it's a mystery. so, I drink it.

later on, I find myself really euphoric and relaxed. so I join the others and we derp around in the whole building.

but some things don't go too well in the end?

I learn from one of my friends that the mystery drink contained cocaine. I'm a bit concerned about that (and about being drugged without knowing).

then there are people arguing and shit, or something...

I retreat back to a part of the building that looks closed at first, but I'm able to open the shutter and enter without being suspected of anything. so, I go to a room that is a little weird...

I think it was on the way? but I also see the kitchen. there are two large, ancient gas cookers that are basically huge cubes, open on the sides, that mix and cook whatever you throw in them. there's a kid who's doing the work, throwing oversized ingredients into the one that is running.

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so I 'accidentally' fell asleep for about 3h...


interesting dream bits.


an Age of Mythology type game, presumably me against an AI player. I occupy the bottom part of the map, with a nice beach at the top of my part.

at some point there's a battle on that beach I think? the game is a bit glitchy. there's fog from some spell that sticks around. later on a 'cage entities' spell is thrown, that, well, does what it says on the tin, and even some bits of the glitched fog find themselves caged into floating spherical cages. it's a bit weird, I can't interact with them at all, can't even select them, they're just stuck there.

later one, attempting to explore the map with a superfast cheat unit akin to AoE2's VMDL unit, but that can also walk over water. that endeavor doesn't go too well as the cheat unit is attacked by wildlife and dies.


that room in crapo-grandpa's house, with the ancient computer. I try to turn it on, but all it does is display a '501' error code. I recall a Youtube video about it. then 501 is also the computer's name/model? it's weird.

at some point there's another ancient computer? and that one is working, running DOS software. or that's a Youtube video about retro computers? anyway, there's a bit explaining graphical modes and all. then, some sort of DOS graphical editor, that is actually a text editor but for text-mode graphics, or something of that sort. it even supports 'frequency lines' at the top of the files, that tell it how to parse the file (width, etc; apparently encoded into a repeated pattern), and they recommend that you use that feature.

more talk about graphical modes, you even get one where you can use more colors per cell, or something like that...

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weird dream bits.


parents' home. looking at the roof of the living room part. it's snowy, but a part of the roof is bent, and I worry about it.

later, I have a more overhead view of the roof, and all the parts are bent, it's like it's melting.

later, outside, in the court. there's dad too? all I recall is that it gets flooded, but it really feels like a 'swim in air' glitch. anyway, I swim up, the 'up' is like 10m up... weird.


some weird home/center. it's like a retirement home, but for unemployed people?? or something in the like. anyway, my friends are hanging out in the building's hall.

at some point I go upstairs, where my room is. the layout is weird and unpractical, with the fire safety doors getting in the way of eachother, the stairwell being close without any sort of barrier... I get to a larger hall part, that has some bookcases. I don't actually enter my room at any point...

back down, or this was before the part above? anyway, wandering into another part of the building (the style is different and more ancient there). I enter a little room with a computer showing things posted by Kak/Schezo, named 'intrombonisation' (some mix of the French words 'intronisation' and 'trombone', no idea what that means).

looking at the door of that small room, it's ancient and large, but lacks a lock. it's also absurdly thick (10cm or so for a door? huh).


well.

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on vacation with my parents and sister, in Marseille. over several days, we do things, but I don't remember well.

in the town, one of the buildings we drive past is some sort of cheap hotel that is installed in an old building that was originally something else, the hotel company is temporarily renting it until the landlord decides to do something else entirely. the building has details hinting its previous use (thermal station of sorts? vacation center??), like 'TAXIS' signs in some places, the walls have been painted white and the sign letters too but they're still visible.

then we get to what is our hotel. the hotel company was so poor that all they could get was that old building that was in pretty poor shape. when driving, we could see the roofs of the building and they looked pretty bad, with various plants growing there.

there's been multiple occurences of us parking in front of the hotel and getting back to our rooms. I don't remember much details of how the rooms are. the inside is obsolete and worn down, some quick work has been done to make it 'acceptable' and notably hide the fact that the roof is a Swiss cheese. they even had to close off a part because it was too damaged.

on the last occurence, we come back to the hotel to find that the power company is cutting power to the building, presumably because of its bad condition, and/or because they haven't been able to pay their power bill. good thing we're leaving tomorrow, then. I'm still concerned because we're coming back from the beach and I need a shower, so I want to get a chance before the remaining hot water runs out. I run upstairs, to find that mom and her 4-5? kids, one is taking a shower and the mom tells him to take his time. of course.

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weird dream fragments.

(are there really non-weird dreams?)


parents' house. something going on? I need to use the bathroom, mom kindly lets me in and goes do something else.


in a car with mom, she's taking us to some weird parking where our other car is waiting for us. we get there, but that weird old man opened the trunk and is rooting through the luggage and throwing it all over the place. once we get closer, I call him out, mom tells me not to, but I tell her that "we need to say things". at that point the car becomes some sort of helicopter, and I'm the one piloting it. I have a hard time with it...

later scene with said helicopter reaching grandparents' house, don't recall details.


my late 2018 apartment. friends are there with me. we discover a new room in the apartment. the 'new room' was actually meant to be a separate apartment (actually more like some kind of workshop, for sewing clothes or whatever), but it had been connected to the actual apartment by two separate doors. the actual entrance to that room is blocked by a kid's trolley cart. 'good thing we didn't try opening that door from outside', I think. I remember some odd details of the wiring...

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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moar random dream fragments, but one of them stuck into my memory more, and drew my attention. as if my subcon was trying to tell me something...


anyway, the setting is that I'm in what is my apartment. I'm squatting an apartment, alone, in a large abandoned building (that later turns out to be Chateau Sécession).

then, these people whom I don't recognize immediately, barge into my apartment, drunk or something, but in a very derpy mood. they wanted to use my toilet, but couldn't find it...

I wasn't in a great mood, so I get pissed at them. I even take my baton and threaten them to stop being stupid or face consequences, which eventually ends up with me hitting one of them...

which is where it hits me. several of these people now turn out to be my friends, and they frown upon what just happened, in a very 'have you gone nuts??' tone.


I remember a later part of this dream, where I went out for some reason, and as I got back home, the prospect of squatting that apartment alone in a large empty building felt scary.


so, what's the message there? probably something along the lines of "you're feeling lonely because you don't trust your relatives enough".

shrug.

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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fragments.


at parents' home. cat's there (he's the first cat we had). at some point in the court he catches a mouse. the mouse is pretty big and surrounded in some bread thing. but he just leaves it, having no interest to actually kill the mouse or even play with it.

so I smash the mouse's body, which, uh, turns into this type of pasta, with some dark red goo mixed where the internal organs would be.

I'm called by somebody else for some reason, so I quickly collect the pasta and put it into some small containers...


I was a derp and forgot to turn off my alarm, so this is a separate dream technically

anyway, fucking around with friends in their home... we learn that one of them is Latinx (he's not, but that made sense at the time)

I'm wearing a skirt and shit, it's weird. I have extra shorts underneath, so I take them off...

later, I go out, to find out that there is a large inflatable pool in which two friends are bathing. I immediately join them. I emit concern about having to eventually replace the water to keep it clean. one of my friends offers me to taste the water, because she poured lemon syrup into it (yep...). using some weird water tank with a spoon appended, she grabs some water, which I try. the lemon taste is barely noticeable.

then it's even weirder, she's in another adjacent pool and preparing to jump into the first one, but not before pouring beer on her way (yup.......). weird.

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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oddball dream fragments.


my apartment is at the last floor of a larger building, there are several apartments of various sizes, rent is calculated based on the surface. each floor has the same plan.

so far, so good. the weird part is that dad is around and wants to rent an apartment for whatever reason. we consider the apartment right underneath mine, which is empty (like IRL right now) (and whose rent is the same as that of the IRL empty apartment).


something weird that involves some ancient monument thing in a game, which, as the result of some action, transitions to a 'half destroyed' state. then, I find myself around that same place with friends, and we have to finish destroying it, by stomping the floor to make it cave in, all in not so good safety conditions (no concerns over falling in?).

I eventually manage to break off some of the floor (it's really thin), Hydr8gon wants to join in too... weird.


a weird part about random things being stolen... for example, the cables running from my laptop's AC adapter have been stolen. I suspect one of my comrades, but no evidence...

I grab a weird hammer, and sure enough, parts of it have been stolen too...

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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I feel like I'm wearing some kind of antinuclear panties.

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Posted by Danika

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Favorite Pokemon girl?

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shrug, any Pokémon girl that doesn't fart too much, I guess

Posted by DarkWitchClaire

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favorite non-nintendo handheld?

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I don't have any actually, and I don't count phones and other consumer toys, so...

Posted by AtomicAstro

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Thoughts on honey mustard?

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... what??

then again maybe that works well with chocolate pasta.

Posted by Danika

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Want a fat, chonky cat on your lap?

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not while my pubes still feels like Mt Fucking Everest

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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have ya tried EARL Grey tea?

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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probably. the universe is a big place.

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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I ain't no Uncle Scrooge

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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well.


dream part is about sneaking into a public swimming pool that isn't finished yet. anyway, I'm in the place, with RicBent and another person. as you'd expect, the pools are empty, it's a bit of a construction site, but it's finished or nearly. it's unattended, nobody doing construction work or even watching the place.

I use a toilet, or something. a bit surprised to find out that it works. so basically, the pool does already have running water and all?

then, we do exactly what you'd think -- we fill the pools (which get filled unrealistically fast) and bathe.

but then it's closing time. (so basically the pool is left entirely unattended during the day, but upon closing time, the security team comes to close it down as if it were already running and all?? makes no sense)

anyway, we head out. there are quite a few other people doing the same, as if another part of the building was actually opened and running. the security team is already here and ready to install some kind of yellow barrier.

we take a folding wooden chair with us for some reason... (I worry about it giving away my fingerprints) then, once out, I realize I forgot my bike inside. I put the chair aside and go back in to get my bike. then, we speed the fuck away before the pool security team notices and involves police and all...

with at some point RicBent trying to sit on the front part of my bike.

later, I get to a spot with many people standing next to the road. weird. friends are there, so we chit-chat.

apparently, they tried reopening an old squat. the story was that said squat had been demolished, but another squat had been transported to that place to be demolished there (instead of, you know, demolishing it where it was. even in the dream I wondered why they went through that overcomplication...). anyway, they tried squatting the house that had been transported, before it was demolished. but it wasn't too successful, they quickly found themselves having to leave. so, I felt bad about that.

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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