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2. Turbo or Natural Aspiration?

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Turbo. Always turbo.

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3. Which one is purer?

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That one.

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Who's the strangest member on Kafuka?

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I nominate Swingball.

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1. Who’s the most...unique?

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Me, baby. Me.

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2. Think we should hold a Kafuka Mosts?

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Actually, yes. I would love to bring that back by year's end.

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3. What would ask-a-palooza look like IRL?

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Like a highly caffeinated speed dating circle.

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4. What’s the difference between and

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Ethnicity, I imagine/

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5. Best board software ever?

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Acmlmboard 2, duh.

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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But are you still human?

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I'm human after all.

Posted by Danika

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Best Game Boy game ever?

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I'd say it's a toss up between Tetris and Pokemon Red/Blue. Either would qualify.

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Remember having to use Headbutt on every tree on a route hoping for a Heracross or something? What about having to put Sweet Honey on trees to get a Munchlax?

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Yes I do. I remember thinking Heracross was really neat.

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1. What makes a roadster fun to drive?

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Big engine and smallish frame, I imagine.

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2. If I am officially the weirdest one on Kafuka, is everybody going isolate me in a laboratory to run some extensive testing on me?

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Why waste resources on that when it's far more efficient to observe you in your natural habitat?

Welcome to Kafuka 1sam234! Enjoy your stay.

Granted, but you are now only a 1/2 centimeter tall.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Taco Bell.

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Time start some chaos...

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Fixed that for you.

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1. What would a video game save profile look like IRL? Post a picture of it.

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Why do you assume that such a procedure would have physical elements?

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2. Evr tried Tofurkey?

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No, but I'm willing to try.

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3. I spray some shave cream in your hand, tickle you to splat it on your beard. Then we shave it off.

What do you do now that are no longer a beardy?

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Inform my fiance that you are the one responsible, and enjoy the resulting mayhem.

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Want Amadeus to rock you, like the Falco song?

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So long as it's not physically.

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Did you know Koenigsegg set a new world-record for road-legal cars again?

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Who or what is a keurig egg?

Bidoof!

Say what you will about them. I like Bidoof.

I gotchu fam

So does board2 even have an active staff anymore?

Anyone want to invade board2?

Wow, 1sam coming out of the gate pretty strong already.

Hate to see what 2sam does when he shows up.

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Country or Christmas, which music is more annoying?

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Christmas. You can't escape it, and I like Lynyrd Skynyrd too much.

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1. Wouldn’t a video game save file look like a folder document that you have to sign and stamp from time to time?

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Not in my game of life. It's all typewriters and ink ribbons around here.

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2. How am I a chaos starter?

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By starting debates about retro games.

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3. How would your fiancée cause mayhem to me?

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A strong verbal reprimand, most likely.

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4. Based on your personality, what computer program do you match the most?

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Lee Carvello's Putting Challenge.

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5. On a scale of 1 to 100 how technical are you?

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77.58

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1. Care to show what a real-life video game save file would look like in your game of life?

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4. I meant to say based on your personality, what kind of computer program ENGINE do you run on?

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MS DOS.

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5. Do you have a listening pose?

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No. This is what I have ears for.

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6 Can you listen w/o it?

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Ears? Doubtful.

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Is Lee Carvello even a real golf player?

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He is..in my heart.

And then, in the distant year 3099, 9001sam arrives, leading to the inevitable joke over a millennium in the making.

And that's the day Kafuka ends.

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I thought you said you weren’t a pirate/viking...

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Oh, I'm not. I'm just a guy who is tempted to mess around on an abandoned acmlmboard...

What's your favorite color?

Mine's green. Specifically JADE.

A Favor House Atlantic by Coheed and Cambria

Throwback time! It blew my mind when I found out the name of the band meant. A vastly underrated band.

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Lot of people are giving WWE a bad rap for their habit of ticking off their fans, especially with Shinsuke going for the champion belt against Jinder Mahal and losing.

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I would have agreed with you until just this past Tuesday. AJ Styles is the champ now, and they're setting up for AJ vs Brock at Survivor Series. As much as I want to see Shinsuke win the big one, the prospect of this main event has be salivating, and AJ is probably one of the best talents WWE has right now.

Also, I doubt Goldberg is coming back. He was in enough pain during his last run, which was about as good as it could possibly be.

AHHHH A GIANT SIM CHILD WITH WAFFLES!

Opinions on Penny Arcade?

Ever use a chainsaw?

Was it groovy?

Serious question:

Favorite Huey Lewis and the News song?