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Why haven't we made one already?
Alrighy, here's one I made up myself on the spot: - I was told to go to hell, so... I did that. - That explains why you're at school on a Saturday. - Yeah. |
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I'd tell you a joke about a binman, but it's full of rubbish. The world could always use more heroes! |
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I'd want to tell you about the point of needles, but you'd just be hurt then.
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    Miracles Happen When you believe... Level: 256
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Q: What do the Carolina Hurricanes and the Titanic have in common?
A: Both are always at the bottom of the Atlantic! (a classic sports joke  )"Miracles happen, when you believe..."
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Why did Donald Trump win? Because he trumped so everyone else running for president died.
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The hairdresser called out sick from work. She had a terrible coif. |
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The Sorceress. Boing~ Level: 237
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A steak joke is a rare medium, well done. The world could always use more heroes! |
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Miracles Happen When you believe... Level: 256
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Also "bottom of the Atlantic" can apply to any other NBA or NHL team known for doing poorly and in said division (too bad the NFL doesn't have an Atlantic Division otherwise I'd be making jokes about the Jets )
Q: Why do they call them the Pittsburgh Penguins? A: They used to waddle around like penguins and couldn't hit the puck! "Miracles happen, when you believe..."
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I brought a dog from the local blacksmith. When I got it home, it made a bolt for the door. The world could always use more heroes! |
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