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Epele

Posted on 08-24-15 11:58 PM, in

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[00:20] <@KP9000> I legitimately thought you were talking about your dick.
[00:20] <@KP9000> until the 174cm.

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Posted on 06-19-17 02:58 PM, in (rev. 2 of 06-19-17 02:58 PM by Needle)

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<Danielle> heh, would it work to strap giant rockets to the Earth in an attempt to make November 2020 come faster

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[19:18] <%StapleButter> your brain is worse than my sister's ass, and she farts all the time

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<Needle> Is there a rule for NSFW content?
<StapleButter> yes
<StapleButter> you may only post it when your postcount is a prime number
<Needle> My postcount is on a prime number now.
<Needle> or is it after the post?
<StapleButter> before
<Needle> any tags or warnings?
<StapleButter> yeah
<Needle> alright. :)
<Q> Be careful, prime numbers appear less often on average as your postcount increases
<Needle> I know how primes work.
<Epele> I thought nsfw posts had to be on the fibonacci sequence..
<Epele> oh well
<Needle> Is it primes or fibonajkhkfjhgi
<StapleButter> primes
<Needle> good.
<Needle> are 4 warnings enough?
<Q> Better make it a prime number of warnings
<StapleButter> 5
<Needle> ohkay...
<Needle> are those all the rules for NSFW posts?
<StapleButter> yup

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[17:44] <Needle> holy fucking shit that scared me
[17:44] <@Epele> hahaha
[17:44] <Needle> sounded like a machine gun
[17:44] <Needle> (I have irc notifs)

(Context: I pre-prepped posts, and mass-posted them in the space of a couple of seconds)

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Posted on 12-21-17 03:01 PM, in (rev. 2 of 12-22-17 03:02 PM by shan)

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<Needle> I lost in a Kahoot, so I Kashooted the school. There were no survivors.
<flashy> well that's not very nice
<Needle> It's their fault I lost.
<flashy> also why would you shoot the school
<Needle> It's a meme
<flashy> i know that
<flashy> but you don't shoot the school
<flashy> you shoot UP the school
<Needle> I didn't shoot the school. I kashooted the school
<flashy> shooting the school is a waste of bullets
<flashy> well same thing



<fiver> i agree

Jamie

Posted on 12-22-17 02:50 PM, in (rev. 3 of 12-22-17 03:12 PM by Jamie)

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flashy2k - we got you to keep your name at Jamie
flashy2k - yyeaaaahhh

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[14:58] <flashy2k> Epele you need to CALM DOWN
[14:58] <@Epele> This is calm
[14:58] <IceFairyAmy> also, the reference to stubborn was a reference to the previous post, flashy2k, which said tree, heard the Kirby song 'that stubborn tree'?
[14:58] <flashy2k> well shit I don't wanna see hyperEpele

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<NoLimitBot> New reply by @Ｅｐｅｌｅ (General Forum: Kafuka's CitiHall: "Is it time for santa paws again? (1) (+220)) - http://board.kafuka.org/?p=115660
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<flashy2k> well shit
<NoLimitBot> New reply by @Ｅｐｅｌｅ (Ask-a-palooza: Ask Swingball (1725) (+366)) - http://board.kafuka.org/?p=115672
<IceFairyAmy> holy fuck

Needle

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<flashy2k> "i only murdered the dude because I didn't wanna show my girlfriend i was a pussy man sheesh"

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Posted on 12-22-17 04:49 PM, in (rev. 3 of 12-22-17 04:58 PM by shan)

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<Needle> I


<Thierry> I

Needle

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<Epele> ooh, is it random letter time?
<Epele> Y

<Needle> no
<Needle> e

Epele

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We officially have a plant.

[19:04] * @Epele moves the most results to the displaycase
[19:14] * @Nicole locks Epele in the displaycase
[19:15] * @Epele turns Nicole into a dryad
[19:16] <@Nicole> cool
[19:16] <@Epele> ...
[19:16] <@Epele> that was unexpected
[19:17] * Thierry settles in the displaycase forver
[19:17] <@Epele> Well, at least we now have a Plantgirl
[19:17] * @Nicole basks in the sun

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Jamie

Posted on 01-20-18 12:43 PM, in (rev. 2 of 01-20-18 12:43 PM by Jamie)

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<ScarletWavez> i even have the laptop when i'm having a piss... unhygenic ik but i dont like missing out on convo's
<Epele> "missing out on convos"
<Epele> more like "watching porn" if you're taking it to the toilet

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[8:36 AM] NightYoshi370: Ditched school today
[8:37 AM] NightYoshi370: Why in the world does my school have classes on a Sunday?
[8:37 AM] NightYoshi370: inb4: bad, yoshi. BAD
[8:38 AM] NightYoshi370: (In case you don't get it, I'm referencing what someone here said earlier)
[8:38 AM] shibs: bad, bad. YOSHI
[8:38 AM] NightYoshi370: Lol
[8:38 AM] NightYoshi370: eats you
[8:39 AM] shibs: jokes on you that's my fetish
[8:39 AM] AtomicAstro: i support you yoshi, ur 2 k00l 4 sk00l
[8:39 AM] NightYoshi370: spits you out ~~and bans you from my christain minecraft server~~
[8:39 AM] Nicole: jokes on you, this is your school now
[8:39 AM] NightYoshi370: high fives AtomicAstro
[8:40 AM] NightYoshi370: eyes Nicoke
[8:40 AM] NightYoshi370: Nicole*
[8:40 AM] AtomicAstro: i snort nicoke every day
[8:40 AM] NightYoshi370: :EYES:
[8:40 AM] Nicole: have a nice refreshing glass of nicoca-nicola
[8:40 AM] NightYoshi370: Permission to make that a quote?
[8:41 AM] shibs: RIIIIIIIIIIIICOLA

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[22:47] <@Nicole> everyone on kafuka moves to the uk
[22:48] <@Epele> [ 1 Voucher for Kiss From Judith ]
[22:48] <@Epele> ;)
[22:48] <@Epele> print it out, claim it from me~
[22:49] <@Nicole> oh my
[22:50] <Thierry> ->magnifying glass tool
[22:50] <Thierry> ->printscr
[22:50] <Thierry> ->turns on printer
[22:50] <Thierry> ->waits

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[00:04] <@Nicole> censorship!! someone arrest the admins for violating my rights as set out in the magna carta
[00:32] <~Emuz> We'll start with you.
[00:32] <@Nicole> yay

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Epele

Posted on 04-14-18 11:22 PM, in (rev. 2 of 04-14-18 11:42 PM by

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<Emuz> that should stop the garbage.. we'll see next time Trapster posts
<Nicolyn> wow way to call trapster garbage *shot*

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[22:47] <@Nicole> everyone on kafuka moves to the uk

can we infiltrate thanet

i wanna meet y'all

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[21:23] <Danika> http://941wdls.zapto.org:8000/listen.pls
[21:23] <@Epele> listen.pls
[21:23] <@Epele> so desperate
[21:24] <Elemi> PLS
[21:24] <Elemi> b0ss
[21:28] <@Nicolyn> listen pl0x

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