Posted by Thieppy

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what if

stapple?

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StappppppppppppppleButttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttter

happy? you derpo

Posted by Jamie

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Think Cappy is capitalist from SMO?

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wat

Posted by Danika

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CorrectHorseBatteryStaple?

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horses don't get to guess, atleast not in Kuriboland.

Posted by Jamie

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Danika that's exactly where it comes from XD

What happens if a capitalist hears the USSR theme on their iPhone?

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they will smash the iPhone and scream HEIL TRUMP

then they will go buy a new iPhone

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Posted by Epele

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How left are you?

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far Left, pretty much.

death to capitalism.

Posted by Danika

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Is Chrono Trigger an awesome game?

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dunno. haven't played it.

Posted by Thieppy

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Posted by StapleButter

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Posted by Thieppy

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what if

stapple?

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StappppppppppppppleButt

happy? you derpo

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what if I'm more than happy? do I owe you something?

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for this, you owe me to shove your head up your ass and keep going until you can lick your throat from inside

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Posted by Danika

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Is 2300 AD a sad time?

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Posted by Danika

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Will humanity even exist in 2300? If so, what level of technology would it be?

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2300 AD. a ruined world. the decaying remains of a civilization.

the town looks... zombie. inside the remains of the buildings, live a weird form of zombies. they don't seek brains, but... manufactured goods to consume.

the fall of capitalism from 250 years ago has forced them into this zombie state. they get out at night to comb through the piles of trash, seeking for remains of that long gone era, which they trade with other zombies.

among all this, a cute little house that looks less crapoed than the others.

this is where you live.

the ecosystem is something from another era.

back in the productivist frenzy years of 2047-2049, the ground has been depleted and polluted so much that it has become impossible to grow anything.

you are forced to survive by killing and eating the zombies. not very tasty, a bit like expired meat. but it keeps you alive.

the town is deprived of electricity and running water. like every other place on Earth.

you regularly go on quests, to find wooden objects that you can burn for heat and light, and to fetch water. old school.

the water is so polluted that it has to be run through 17 filters before it can be used for anything. you can drink it, but it tastes bad.

day 4779.

you wake up, stretch, fart, brush your teeth, like every morning.

you go on your daily quest. you decide to try going North, following previously unexplored paths.

you eventually land on an enclave where, against all odds, an ecosystem has been striving. there is a source of water that is clean. the floor is covered in thick, abundant grass. large trees are covering the place, giving a very welcoming shadow and freshness in the world of extreme global warming.

all sorts of plants and animals are flourishing in this place, it's fucking wonderful.

you keep going, then you meet a gate adorned with a hammer and a sickle.

THE COMMUNIST SURVIVOR VILLAGE

..to be continued

Posted by Epele

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Favourite word?

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blarg

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what's this? Arisotura reviving one of their ask threads? absolute fucking asswhopping cuntshitting madness

don't ask me about the Kuribo64 thread tho

Posted by Danika

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Chrono Trigger or EarthBound?

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EarthTrigger

this is when you do something really bad like melting the ice caps. Earth gets triggered, and you all die.

Posted by Epele

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Most psychedelic game?

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Rayman 3, without a doubt, for the best travel method for people on LSD

Posted by Danika

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Will there be another chance in a few millennia?

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chance of something big and bad hitting the Earth? probably

but we won't be here to witness it, so that doesn't matter to me

Posted by Hālian

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Favorite MLB team?

Favorite MiLB team?

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MiLB?

Mario in Luigi's Boobs?

... I knew Luigi was trans but this is getting weird

Posted by Danika

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Favorite NHL team?

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National Heels League?

whatever sport that is, must not be too convenient

Posted by Thieppy

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how's teh Program going?

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referring to the Garantie Jeunes thing? it was a shitshow and the counselors there were neolib shitbags. 2/10 would not recommend unless you have no other option for getting an income.

opinions from my comrades are similar, too.

Posted by Danika

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If time were multidimensional, would the dimensions be t_x and t_y?

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such a concept makes my brain hurt. multidimensional time is not something you would want.

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Kuribo64 - melonDS

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don't roll 3 dice at once

what kind of game does that anyway

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