Posted by Nicolyn

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I come home in the morning light
My mother says, "When you gonna get a copyright?"
Oh mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And girls—they wanna trademark
Oh, girls just wanna trademark
The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells, "Why don't you have patent rights?"
Oh daddy dear, you know you're still number one
But girls—they wanna trademark
Oh, girls just wanna trade...
That's all they really want
Tradema-a-a-a-ar-ks
When the IP game is done
Oh, girls—they wanna trademark
Oh, girls just wanna trademark

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I got a 300...

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