Gordon Freeman is now Spades Slick. How fucked is Black Mesa?

Depends how many clocks do they have? Probably very, though.

Will you magically appear to answer the question before you?

Yes.

Did my post magically summon you to return and post?

No


Princess Celestia is now Clubs Deuce.

What does Clubs Deuce do?

> Look at smut


"Everypony, out of the me-damned way! I've got a plot full of jiggle, a horn full of magic, and a head full of sunshine!"

You know you can say everybody? Instead of everypony? It just seems like something people say because every else's sayin' it.

Also that is not a question.


Where do you keep disappearing to?

Summer started. I also had exams.


Will this post magically summon you like last time?

A little late, but I suppose yes.

Was your gap a secret plan to swoop on a KCS first place?

No but I will not deny that it was a reason for my returning.

Do you plan to stay for more than a day, Marzen?

Do you plan to stay for more than a day, Marzen?

NOBODY forgets this board exists like Gaston!

But yes, yes I'll try to stay here for longer. I've been doing better! But there's very little to post in except for these fucking question threads.

Wanna know a solution to having only ask threads? Create some!

That's not a question.

Also yes, I know, I'm being a hypocrite. But hey, no one posts here anyway!

I'd post other threads but I can't THINK OF ANY TO POST. Every time I think of one I second guess myself and stop making it.

Stop second guessing and wing it!

You know what? You're right! I better just go ask Belle to marry m- I mean, go post some threads!

*posts giant threads on things such as poetry and games, spends tens of minutes crafting each thread*

*each get four views*

*cries*

Are those tears or crocodile tears?

Both! But hey, I was right about the poetry thread