Or try this.

Fuck those phone robots. I don't know which are worse: the ones that make you move the phone away from your ear every pi seconds to pound a number, or the ones that try to use voice commands that always get garbled for me. I gave up trying to give them my name. "Taryn Burke" "Sorry, there is no Helen Funt."

Also, the thing I need is never on their menu. There's never an option for "My Internet isn't working and I know it's on your end so don't shunt me to tech support in New Delhi, please".

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'Cause when you've given up,
When no matter what you do it's never good enough,
When you never thought that it could ever get this tough,
That's when you feel my kind of love.