At what day will you turn 80 years old?

November 24th 2072 if you use my fake human birthday. If you use my real one I am BEYOND 80 ALREADY AS I AM ETERNAL.

Also ask better questions.


It is, but it's the Pro version, with super duper extra features. I was more referring to how I failed the game in the worst possible way.


Oh hey, I didn't even notice that. Wow.... How... How do you do that?

How many of the Freecell games have you cleared?

Currently 27. Out of, like, a million.

I'll be here for a while.


If you're going to beat all the FreeCell games... what will you do with #11982?

I'm guessing it's impossible...? I dunno, I'll at least TRY.



Two coins = 30 cents, one is not a nickel. What are they?

A quarter and a nickel. ONE coin is not a nickel, that'd be the quarter.



Okay. What are your thoughts?~

Yep it's a card game alright. Not on motorcycles but that's fine. They don't all have to be.

What vehicle did you most likely want to drive when you got older, and did it ever change?



The Camaro. We owned a Camaro, it's gone now, but it was the coolest damn car when I was a kid. I dunno now, they're awesome looking, and if I could get any dream car it'd be an old 50's-70's car, but these days my dream car is....



The Thunderbird. Oh my gah that thing looks amazing.



What's your opinion on Starmie?

Starmie is an alright water Pokemon I suppose. Only real special thing about it is its minor psychic abilities later in life. I usually avoid it. If I'm looking for water types I usually go with starters, Gyarados, Vaporeon, or a few others.

Did you know your images are broken, and errored?

I just noticed yes. I fixed it.

Hey, you hit post 800, is the world coming to an end now or are you just happy?

I've hit post 800 plenty of times on plenty of different forums so no, the world is probably not going to end. I'm not really HAPPY, it's just a post number. 1000 maybe, 800, eh.

What is your opinion on Baliey? (My GIF sig)

He is a cop and he kinda looks cool.



When d'ya think you'll finish playing all the Freecell games?

Proooobably never. It's a million damn games. It takes.... I'll say seven minutes to beat one level cause I'm not that good. That's 1944.4 repeating days straight of playing.

So never. But I'mma work on it.


What is your favorite game and why?


This is a very VERY difficult question but I will just say Majora's Mask. It's beautifully crafted, the tone and feeling it gives is right up my alley (I love creepy games, this is the perfect amount). And the sidequests.... SO MANY but not impossible to figure out (most of em).

Very fun game.