Let's play a game.


I'm in my personal relaxation chamber (bedroom). The door outside to the rest of the homeship is stuck.

A personal bathroom is to the east, a stuck door to the south.


Enter command: >_

> Take inventory of room and inventory.

That's a strange sentence. But okay.

In this room, I see a comfortable bed that's about three times my own size, a cabinet full of toys and knick-knacks, a comfortable chair, a media player, some scattered pillows and sheets, a treasure chest (locked), and a taller cabinet full of clothes.

I am carrying my clothes (worn), no shoes, and Max the Rabbit (closed).


Enter command: >_

> Go EAST to personal bathroom.

I'm now in my bathroom. It's nice, not quite as large as the main bathroom (read: swimming pool), and it has little dark blue tiles all over. A rather oversized cornflower blue towel hangs on a hook along one wall. A set of smaller ones in various pastels sit in a rack next to the large blue towel. Fake but convincing candles burn along various edges, providing the only light in the room (if the door back to the relaxation chamber weren't still open). A comfortably large bathtub sits along the wall opposite of the towels. It is seriously recessed into the floor, leaving the edge to reach only up to my knees. There's a soft but constant flow of comfortably hot water. There's a washbasin along the remaining wall.


Enter command: >_

> Throw all towels inside the bathtub and turn on the water in case it's not already on.
> No, don't do that. Question what you were just thinking.

A perfectly good waste of perfectly good towels. The drain has a sensor that stops the automatic flow of water when it's clogged.

As for turning on the water, I already said it's always running.


> Realize that having only one physical exit route from your bedroom is, under the circumstances, a stupid idea.

Most bedrooms only have door. Or so I'm told. The Homeship is in space, so the balcony isn't a viable choice of escape route either.


Enter command: >_

> Go to the south door in attempt to break it open

There is no south door here. There is an open door to the west leading to my personal relaxation chamber.


Enter command: >_

> Pick up nearest object that classifies as weapon

A towel, once dunked in the bathtub, could classify as a weapon. But there's nothing here that a wet towel would be particularly useful on.

It's no matter, really. I'm in no hurry.


Enter command: >_

> Return to bedroom; construct fort from pillows, chair, chair cushion, and sheets.

Okay. I spend the next fifteen minutes constructing a fort.

This is Sheet Fort. Come in, Yellow Pervert. Over.


THIS IS INCREDIBLY STUPID.


Enter command: >_

> Actually contact the yellow pervert, if at all possible. Maybe he's your ticket out.

What do you think I tried to do? Bake a potato?

He seems to be very much out of range. But I'm in no real hurry to leave, and he'll be back eventually.


Enter command: >_

> make a sheet cape and act like superman (woman in your case)

All the sheets are already made part of the fort. And that's not a Fortress of Solitude anyway.


Enter command: >_

> Examine locked chest.

That chest is where I keep my other toys. The key is around here somewhere, but it wouldn't be much of a game if I just went and retrieved it.


Enter command: >_