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| Main - Craziness Domain 二番: Kuchi Kopi's Bar - What would you do if you had a literally infinite amount of money? |
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Posts: 40/77 EXP: 46349 Next: 3594 Since: 01-07-12 Last post: 3471 days Last view: 3344 days |
Here are the things which I would do:
* Construct Western or Chinese style mansions in all of the following locations: Bellevue, WA, USA; New York City, NY, USA; Sao Paulo, Brazil; London, United Kingdom; Paris, France; Venice, Italy; Beijing, China; Hong Kong, China; Taipei, Taiwan; Pyongyang, North Korea; Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam; Tokyo, Japan * Hire live-in maids and butlers for all of the aforementioned mansions, all trained at the most prestigious academies * Pour billions and billions of dollars into all scientific research, especially research even trivially related to prosthetics, life extension, medicine, and anything that can help me live a longer life * Purchase a private jet and hire a personal assistant who is trained in martial arts and is capable of flying said jet as well as performing all the customary duties of a butler or a maid * Construct an underground bunker in Antarctica in case of nuclear war * After graduating from Harvard University with my doctorate, bribe my way up the Chinese government until I am at the head of both the Communist Chinese Party and the Chinese government; then, use my infinite funds to bribe as many people as possible to stage a hostile takeover of China and establish a new authoritarian and dictatorial regime with myself as a divinely appointed Emperor * Eventually conquer all other nations in the world, creating a hegemony which I singlehandedly rule * Find the most intelligent people in the world (IQ >= 135) and create a super-efficient bureaucracy constructed solely of said people * Ruthlessly persecute and execute any and all dissenters who are opposed to my divinely appointed rule; will not bother with trials * Order my worldwide secret police force to kill on sight any and all drug dealers or violent criminals * Create a new worldwide curriculum where children learn abstract algebra, real analysis, and measure theory by the end of high school * Use my own brilliance and the suggestions of my intelligent bureaucrats to create a world of eternal harmony and peace, unifying the masses under me * Use the fruits of the life extension research that I previously funded to rule the world with a fair but iron fist for centuries * Indoctrinate the people to worship me as a divine being * Indoctrinate the people to forever uphold the values of equality, fairness, civic responsibility, loyalty, education, love, etc. * Eliminate all unfair and illogical prejudices in the world through a combination of military force and constant propaganda/indoctrination * Die knowing that I have brought peace to the whole world Edit: * Drink Taiwanese tea and cake every day with my friends |
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Queen Lesbian of Kafuka Level: 160
Posts: 2031/8412 EXP: 52928068 Next: 24931 Since: 01-06-12 Last post: 2966 days Last view: 1489 days |
If I had infinite money, I would do better things than posting in this thread about it.  |
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The Sorceress. Boing~ Level: 237
Posts: 3886/20774 EXP: 205508323 Next: 2470611 Since: 01-01-12 From: UK Last post: 1054 days Last view: 38 min. |
Oh.. I could do plenty of things.
But I think I could be rather dangerous with a limitless amount of money. It's probably better that I don't have such a thing. The world could always use more heroes! |
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 Not okay Prophet of Celestia Level: 94
Posts: 1630/2423 EXP: 8186152 Next: 170505 Since: 01-01-12 From: The Netherlands Last post: 2241 days Last view: 556 days |
I would feel bad about having single-walletly ruined the global economy. |
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Posts: 110/119 EXP: 89070 Next: 550 Since: 01-04-12 Last post: 3433 days Last view: 2537 days |
I would make more money.
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Goddess of the Apocalypse Level: 200
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♥1836 ✿4708 ★52 Posted by Kawa Well, it only ruins the global economy if it's in circulation- so the value of everyone else's money depends on how much you spend!  |
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The Sorceress. Boing~ Level: 237
Posts: 3888/20774 EXP: 205508323 Next: 2470611 Since: 01-01-12 From: UK Last post: 1054 days Last view: 38 min. |
Posted by Marzen64Pet penguins? You sir, have transcended into a new level of awesome. Oh the ideas of what I could do with such a resource of money.. How many may I have..? The world could always use more heroes! |
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Scryforce - A place that still exists. Neat. Level: 86
Posts: 172/2020 EXP: 6098756 Next: 43351 Since: 07-18-12 From: USA Last post: 985 days Last view: 968 days |
Well, for one, you could make a new game show called "Super Awesome Ocean Treasure" and randomly bury it in the deepest parts of the ocean and state a billion dollars worth of gold is there. Then if they somehow find one of the chests, it tells them that it is in another chest on the opposite side of the world.
Heck, if you technically had infinite money, you could flood the earth with all your money by displacing all the oceans with your money and still have infinite amounts of money left. Talk about using money for world destruction, lol. |
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The Sorceress. Boing~ Level: 237
Posts: 3921/20774 EXP: 205508323 Next: 2470611 Since: 01-01-12 From: UK Last post: 1054 days Last view: 38 min. |
Let's see.. First, I'd probably buy a mansion of some sort.. Then hire some maids, 'cause cleaning isn't much fun at all. Maybe I'd next hire my own team of mad scientists to research into various things for me.
Oh, and of course.. Build an airship to travel around in style. But that's only the tip of the iceberg for me. The world could always use more heroes! |
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Queen Lesbian of Kafuka Level: 160
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Posted by Anya How did I forget about this? Of course I'd go around and see the world and things. It would be so amazing. |
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