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Arisotura

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Posted by aiolils booty rocking
I believed that the date line thingy only existed on one side of the earth.

I because of this believed that you could timetravel to the past by flying an airplane really fast past the line a ton of times.

Of course the opposite would be true if you flew in the opposite direction.

I was smart.

There's a hole in that reasonment. Crossing the line involves entering the other-side. Crossing it again will bring you to the 'normal' side. Because of that, you don't actually time travel.

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Posted by Mega-Mario
Posted by aiolils booty rocking
I believed that the date line thingy only existed on one side of the earth.

I because of this believed that you could timetravel to the past by flying an airplane really fast past the line a ton of times.

Of course the opposite would be true if you flew in the opposite direction.

I was smart.

There's a hole in that reasonment. Crossing the line involves entering the other-side. Crossing it again will bring you to the 'normal' side. Because of that, you don't actually time travel.

There's also this other really huge hole in that reasoning. I think we all know what it is.

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Actually, Paul Verhoeven may very well be a prophet. I can't think of a better city to have all of its liabilities and assets acquired by a business than Detroit.

Paul Verhoeven is a genius.

Posted by Mega-Mario
Because of that, you don't actually time travel.

Flying around the world in an aeroplane at a typical altitude does win you 59 nanoseconds.
Albert Einstein was a genius.

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59 nanoseconds?

That's enough time to split an atom!

I can't remember anything stupid I believed.

Except God.

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When I was little, I believed that sex was an optional step in making a baby. I remember thinking, "if you don't HAVE to do it, why would you?" :eyeshift:

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Posted by Mesia
When I was little, I believed that sex was an optional step in making a baby. I remember thinking, "if you don't HAVE to do it, why would you?"

Did that change? :eyeshift:

Okay, bad perverted question. Walking away now.

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I had a really bizarre obsession where I absolutely could not step on every step in a flight of stairs- I had to skip at least one, or it would shorten my lifespan somehow.

Though maybe that's more of a superstition than a belief?

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Well, TECHNICALLY sex is optional if one decides to employ the services of a sperm bank or something along those lines...

See, when I was younger kids thought that sex was icky. These days... :\

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Posted by GreyMaria
Posted by Mesia
When I was little, I believed that sex was an optional step in making a baby. I remember thinking, "if you don't HAVE to do it, why would you?"

Did that change?

Okay, bad perverted question. Walking away now.

Actually, yes, it did. In fact, now I spend my time thinking about the opposite: how to have sex without making a baby

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Posted by Mesia
how to have sex without making a baby

Not that difficult, if you do it right.

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Posted by Kawa
Posted by Mesia
how to have sex without making a baby
Not that difficult, if you do it right.

You just had to, didn't you?

The world could always use more heroes!

GreyMaria

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Kawa, you're an asshole.

A very lovable asshole, though. ~<3

...oh, wait, this isn't the tilde thread. Did I mention that I once tried calling McDonalds thinking Ronald would pick up and deliver me a Happy Meal?

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Posted by GreyMaria
Did I mention that I once tried calling McDonalds thinking Ronald would pick up and deliver me a Happy Meal?

You watched too many McDonalds ads, dude

Once, while unplugging some device, I accidentally touched a metal part of the plug while it was still powered. No damage or injury was caused, but I would then believe that I was dead but still alive somehow.

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Posted by Kawa
Not that difficult, if you do it right.

Well, uh... without getting into too much detail, let's just say that they definitely aren't 100% foolproof.

Other beliefs... I don't think this counts as a "belief" per se, but after having a dream as a child that monsters grew out of the toys I left strewn on my floor, I became incapable of sleeping at night if the room was messy. And it continues until today >_>

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Posted by Mesia
Posted by Kawa
Not that difficult, if you do it right.

Well, uh... without getting into too much detail, let's just say that they definitely aren't 100% foolproof.

Ouch.

Other beliefs... I don't think this counts as a "belief" per se, but after having a dream as a child that monsters grew out of the toys I left strewn on my floor, I became incapable of sleeping at night if the room was messy. And it continues until today

Maybe I'll teach my kids this.

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Posted by GreyMaria
Posted by Mesia

Other beliefs... I don't think this counts as a "belief" per se, but after having a dream as a child that monsters grew out of the toys I left strewn on my floor, I became incapable of sleeping at night if the room was messy. And it continues until today

Maybe I'll teach my kids this.

That actually sounds like a hilarious way to keep your kids' rooms clean.

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Haha. STOP MAKING LIGHT OF MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA GUYS

GreyMaria

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Posted by Mesia
Haha. STOP MAKING LIGHT OF MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA GUYS

Well, it worked, didn't it? ~<3

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