What's the stupidest thing you've had students do so far? Some of the best stories come from teaching

|
||||||
Views:
12,261,340 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
04-05-25 08:29 AM |
||||
Guest: Register | Login |
0 users currently in Ask-a-palooza | 1 guest | 18 bots |
Main - Ask-a-palooza - you fools! this is neither released by nor under license from sega enterprises! (11) |
Nicole |
| ||
Administrator
Goddess of the Apocalypse Level: 201 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2514/14042 EXP: 115766643 Next: 1379985 Since: 01-03-12 From: Boston, MA Last post: 602 days Last view: 602 days |
♥2514 ✿4840 ★31 Posted by Liliana In the end history was feeling like far too much of a slog; my interests are sporadic and random bits and pieces I can read about for hours, but I couldn't interest myself enough to take all the general classes necessary. Meanwhile with physics I have a much broader interest, which helps a lot. (But then I have trouble specializing) |
Epele |
| ||
Site Administrator
The Sorceress. Boing~ Level: 238 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 4583/20774 EXP: 208358993 Next: 2694553 Since: 01-01-12 From: UK Last post: 1186 days Last view: 2 days |
What differences does a Crystal Coconut have over a regular Coconut? The world could always use more heroes! |
GreyMaria |
| ||
Normal User
~< Outta here. |
That's obvious: you can power GODDAMNED JETPACKS with crystal coconuts.
Or turn invincible. Or grow huge. Or shrink down tiny. Or run faster on your hands than on your legs. Right? |
Nicole |
| ||
Administrator
Goddess of the Apocalypse Level: 201 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2516/14042 EXP: 115766643 Next: 1379985 Since: 01-03-12 From: Boston, MA Last post: 602 days Last view: 602 days |
♥2516 ✿4840 ★31 Posted by Gywall Posted by GreyMaria For these questions and more, you should consult this documentary. |
GreyMaria |
| ||
Normal User
~< Outta here. |
...
What the fuck is that. |
ゼンガー・ゾンボルト |
| |||
Normal User
![]() Roy Koopa My name is Sanger Zonvolt. I am the Sword that cleaves evil! Level: 155 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1537/7703 EXP: 47035633 Next: 381587 Since: 01-04-12 From: Sweden Last post: 1403 days Last view: 1366 days |
|
Emuz |
| ||
Site Administrator
![]() 11 Hit Combo: Mother's Rosario Level: 109 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1644/3393 EXP: 13756286 Next: 203359 Since: 12-30-11 From: Akron, Ohio; USA Last post: 248 days Last view: 5 hours |
Did you ever watch the Muppets or Sesame Street when you were young, if so did you have a preference?
Have you reached the mid-terms time yet? The Dynamic Profile Administrator™"Never Knows Best" Note: if you can see this my layout broke. ALL THE CREDITS WILL BE REVEALED!! 'Victory Noriko' by @thatsheepagain. 'Chibi Dance Noriko' by @Haru__Kitsu. 'Deity's Night Out (Featuring Gabbie)' by @thatsheepagain Noriko Emotes by @Haru__Kitsu. Side Bar Noriko by @thatsheepagain 'Noriko's Nature Walk' by @projectTiGER_ Emotive Noriko by @thatsheepagain. "Space Candy Noriko" by BerryVerrine. "Super Sharp Noriko" by Xionfes. A gift illustration from the wonderful EverKinzPony! "Magical Girl Noriko" by @cute_hospital! "Patient Chibi Noriko" by @Ruii_ki! 'Dapper '60s Noriko' by @thatsheepagain. 'Shiny Chibi Noriko' by @inioli. 'Flower Veil Noriko' by @Sushiee_. 'Noriko in Realism' by @_Sarybuu. 'Noriko's Midnight Adventure' by @projectTiGER_ 'Yukata Noriko' by @yunyunmaru_ 'Birthday Wishes Noriko' by @thatsheepagain |
Nicole |
| ||
Administrator
Goddess of the Apocalypse Level: 201 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2518/14042 EXP: 115766643 Next: 1379985 Since: 01-03-12 From: Boston, MA Last post: 602 days Last view: 602 days |
♥2518 ✿4840 ★31 Posted by GreyMaria Donkey Kong, of course! Did you last long enough to get to the song? ![]() Posted by Trapster No. ![]() Posted by !Emuz I only watched Sesame Street... to this day I have not really seen much of The Muppets. (I think it was a little before my time?) Posted by GreyMaria I've had most of my midterms by now- last week was the busy week with those. |
Epele |
| ||
Site Administrator
The Sorceress. Boing~ Level: 238 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 4587/20774 EXP: 208358993 Next: 2694553 Since: 01-01-12 From: UK Last post: 1186 days Last view: 2 days |
Can you give an example of a very stupid thing to say? The world could always use more heroes! |
Lili~ ♥ |
| ||
Normal User
Queen Lesbian of Kafuka Level: 161 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2286/8412 EXP: 53662962 Next: 450155 Since: 01-06-12 Last post: 3098 days Last view: 1621 days |
Why are you so self-critical? |
Nicole |
| ||
Administrator
Goddess of the Apocalypse Level: 201 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2522/14042 EXP: 115766643 Next: 1379985 Since: 01-03-12 From: Boston, MA Last post: 602 days Last view: 602 days |
♥2522 ✿4840 ★31 Posted by Gywall You can't ask me to be stupid on the spot like this! It has to come naturally! Posted by Liliana I'm not sure- I would probably be a lot happier if I wasn't, but oh well. |
Marzen64 |
| ||
Normal User
T̨̞͎͓͉̮͓̠o͚͎o ̴̘̼̳͔̥̺͓m̤̤a̸̳̫̜̠̬͉̗ny͕̳ ̥͈̘̞͟c͚̦̳̘̠̟ͅo҉̗͎̮̣͉o̷͍̤̥̞͔͎̹k҉͙̲̩͍̮̮s͈̼͎ Level: 82 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1652/1774 EXP: 5199079 Next: 10148 Since: 01-02-12 From: Internet Last post: 3749 days Last view: 3035 days |
|
Nicole |
| ||
Administrator
Goddess of the Apocalypse Level: 201 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2523/14042 EXP: 115766643 Next: 1379985 Since: 01-03-12 From: Boston, MA Last post: 602 days Last view: 602 days |
♥2523 ✿4840 ★31 Posted by Marzen64 I had one student claim they didn't know taking another lab report and changing a few words (and I mean a few) counted as plagiarism... And a lot of dopey math mistakes, like saying x2 + y2 = z2 can be simplified to x + y = z... I might expect this from middle or high schoolers perhaps but college engineering students? ![]() |
GreyMaria |
| ||
Normal User
~< Outta here. |
I wouldn't even expect that from middle-school students.
The state of our country's education standards is a sad one indeed. I should expect sixth grade to know basic algebra. Everyone else does. |
Nicole |
| ||
Administrator
Goddess of the Apocalypse Level: 201 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2525/14042 EXP: 115766643 Next: 1379985 Since: 01-03-12 From: Boston, MA Last post: 602 days Last view: 602 days |
♥2525 ✿4840 ★31 Posted by GreyMaria Indeed... However, all posts should be in the form of a question! Don't make me dock your pay. ![]() |
Epele |
| ||
Site Administrator
The Sorceress. Boing~ Level: 238 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 4596/20774 EXP: 208358993 Next: 2694553 Since: 01-01-12 From: UK Last post: 1186 days Last view: 2 days |
How much pay are you going to dock him? The world could always use more heroes! |
Nicole |
| ||
Administrator
Goddess of the Apocalypse Level: 201 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2526/14042 EXP: 115766643 Next: 1379985 Since: 01-03-12 From: Boston, MA Last post: 602 days Last view: 602 days |
♥2526 ✿4840 ★31 Posted by Gywall We need to send a definitive, strong message here- at least 5%. |
ゼンガー・ゾンボルト |
| |||
Normal User
![]() Roy Koopa My name is Sanger Zonvolt. I am the Sword that cleaves evil! Level: 155 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1540/7703 EXP: 47035633 Next: 381587 Since: 01-04-12 From: Sweden Last post: 1403 days Last view: 1366 days |
|
Nicole |
| ||
Administrator
Goddess of the Apocalypse Level: 201 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2527/14042 EXP: 115766643 Next: 1379985 Since: 01-03-12 From: Boston, MA Last post: 602 days Last view: 602 days |
♥2527 ✿4840 ★31 Posted by Trapster Never- the world of competitive pokémon scares me. ![]() |
ゼンガー・ゾンボルト |
| |||
Normal User
![]() Roy Koopa My name is Sanger Zonvolt. I am the Sword that cleaves evil! Level: 155 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1541/7703 EXP: 47035633 Next: 381587 Since: 01-04-12 From: Sweden Last post: 1403 days Last view: 1366 days |
|
Main - Ask-a-palooza - you fools! this is neither released by nor under license from sega enterprises! (11) |
Acmlmboard v2.5.6 (06/11/2024) © 2005-2025 Acmlm, Emuz, et al. |
MySQL - queries: 208, rows: 722/759, time: 1.791 seconds. |