Welcome to the Winter Mosts of 2013 results. Unfortunately, our trophies got stolen.. So you'll have to settle for food coloured cookies this time.

First up, we have the people most likely to question life. It looks like @GreyMaria has a championship talent in this category with five, with @Trelior coming in behind with two. The only other vote went for @Nightkev.

When it comes down to reading minds and people, Emuz seems the most likely candidate. It also looks like @Liliana, @Anya and @Nicole are also going to be barred from the Kafuka Poker Tournament entries.

Most likely to post back to back? @Scrydan dominates this one. Myself in second. Nicole and Rydia get a mention for third-place-due-to-a-single-vote cookies.

When the best in content is what you want, @Kawa is your man. @Ryudo and Emuz are the only others that people deem worthy.

Did you press the preview button? It seems @Scrydan is our top criminal for not using it. @Trapster and @Rydia getting cookies for this too.

@GreyMaria creates the biggest mood dampening cloud and the most depressing, with @Trelior creating a smaller puff behind.

On the side of being most Cheerful, @Nicole brings the sunshine followed by @Scrydan. Behind them, @Taryn comes in third.

@Mesia, are you out there? The people here miss you! @Trelior, @Ailure and @Acmlm are the next most missed on their private picnic. Too many for third place with a single vote each.

When it comes to disppearing acts, @Ailure and @Ryudo are reigning champions.

If society were to melt, Emuz is the only man to rebuild it.

Installing an OS for fun? It seems @GreyMaria is the only person to break past a single vote.

Two votes as for who is most likely to be on staff in a year? Those votes going for @Marzen64 and @Scrydan.

With fingers pointing everywhere, it seems almost everyone needs to post more. @Acmlm and @Ailure had the most fingers pointing at them though.

When it comes to wiping hard drives, people seem to thing @Ailure, Emuz, @GreyMaria or @Scrydan might do it because of a typo.

The best non sequitur category gets a single vote for both @Kawa and @Scrydan.

If you need help, it make sure nobody is bribing @Trapster or @GreyMaria with a a billion dollars, since they'd sell their soul before helping you.

@Scrydan is our best regular member, with @Liliana right behind him.

On the best staff side of things, Emuz gets a strong turnout for first place. Myself in second, and @Nicole right behind me.

Feeling lucky? @Anya should be with the best chance of winning the lottery. Emuz and @KP aren't quite so lucky.

When attention to detail is needed, people can't seem to decide between @Trapster, @Anya, @Ijah or @Kawa for who is best.

When it comes to knowing members outside their digital lives, @Anya comes top with Emuz behind.

People seem to think Emuz and Myself own a Facebook account we don't use. Possibly @DahrkDaiz too.

When attempting to live in their room for a long as possible, just to play a game, @Scrydan comes top with a whole mess of people behind.

Being the enigmatic entity he is, even @Acmlm isn't likely to know who he is!

Did Emuz bump his head and forget his own identity? It appears people don't think he knows who he is!

When it comes to the best mood avatars, we get a five way tie! Nobody seems sure if @Kawa, myself, @Trelior, @KP or @Nicole has the best.

Did anybody notice the typo in the votes? The most likely KCS champion is none other than myself! The runners up and @Scrydan and @Nicole.

When it comes to programming, @Scrydan is rated the best. @Mega-Mario is also a popular choice.

When it comes to being the best greeter, opinion is divided all over the place.

Like a phoenix, @Acmlm is most likely to be his own incarnate. Emuz and @Finops are also suspected to be other incarnates.

When it comes to making a single "Acmlm's Board" community, Emuz is the least likely to give up. @Ailure might just wait until the end of time for it to merge itself.

Moving on the Worst Heartbreaker, @Liliana comes in top. A mix of names sit below her.

When it comes to winning something from a single vote, @Marzen64 achieves it with Best Lover.

Next up is the Closet categories.
People seem to suspect @KP, Myself and Emuz may be furries.
@Anya is suspected to be those Closet Lesbian. Likewise, @Kawa may be the Closet Gay.
@GreyMaria may be a Transgender hiding in the Closet too.

@Trapster and @Scrydan are suspected to be non-humans among us. Robots? Aliens? Who knows!

It appears Scrydan may have another identity. People are rumouring if it is @Ailure, @GreyMaria, @Kawa or @Mega-Mario.

The Kafuka Ninja Club consists of @KP, @Ryudo and @Trelior.

The crew of the Kafuka Pirate Ship consists of Captain @Kawa, with @GreyMaria as a swabbie.

The best Nobody is @Rydia, and Rydia alone.

People dislike the layouts of @Kawa and @Liliana the most right now.

@Kiyoshi's avatar dominates as the worst.

When it comes to the Worst Mood Avatar, Best Bio and Worst Bio.. There are a total of ZERO votes. Does nobody read biographies these days?

When it comes to missing deadlines, @Scrydan, @Liliana, Emuz and @DahrkDaiz are the worst culprits.

Tripping on a Landmine seems to be a new sport between @Kawa, @GreyMaria and @Scrydan.

When it comes to having a higher gravitational pull, @Kiyoshi, Unsocial Mind and @Anya have the strongest of pulls.

Finally, the Most Likely Heir to the Throne is @Rydia. @Nicole and @GreyMaria might need to use tactics to get onto the throne.



And that's it for this time. And next time, We really need less categories..

I kinda find it amusing that people think I have a Facebook account and don't use it. I have one that I use.

I use it to stay informed of certain things going on mostly.

Curses. You foiled my post by changing your username rather than display name.

A mix up of layouts is nice, yes.

I still manage to have the brightest layout which isn't hated.. Somehow.