So.. I kinda noticed the board is a bitch bit wobbly? I can shed some light on that.

See I was able to finally find the *real key* that those bastard Phanto were guarding. In order to get to it, I had to dress my avatar in 8-bit camouflage (the camo scheme is called 16 bit Phanto silly-poly blend. (with corrupt-stop™) and use the Phanto mask that I 'acquired'. I took the key and of course that caused a bit of a commotion. I was able to get past most of them without them seeing me (they assumed I was a phanto as well.) That is until I ran into Bob. The ONLY P hanto to think outside the box. He dogged me up until I got to the keyhole. (The keyhole shows up only when someone has this particular key.) I may have got my mask smashed to all heck, I got they key in the slot......(Also @KP kept noticing some issues. Well those were all side effect of the Phanto battle.. only one to notice.. tisk tisk.)

Welp turns out it causes the code of our little internet home to corrupt. The keyhole leads to to World -1 where only one monster remains... Giga Bowser from YI as a Missing No. unstoppable monster w/ Louise's bunny ear hat! (Makes sense this is by board so it makes sense it would note of what my profile has in it [or it knows we called this the year of Louise]) This monsters corrupts everything it touches (well I guess that sounds .hacky too. I wonder if it's mad at me?)

Over time it just started to corrupt everything.. gender, groups, and even garbling up names. The fact that I am speaking to you in a slanted posting, surrounded by corrupted textures. (You can even see the HTML).

Oh well. it was fun while it lasted. I'm going into the keyhole and attempt to defeat that Missingno Bowise.. If I am successful, the board will return to normal. If not...
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404 for everyone! bwhahahaahaha hahahahahaah aha hhahahahahaahaha ha ha ha hahahaahahahahahahahahahaahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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For this April Fools Super Happy Disorienting Special 2014 I have to thank @KP and Epele for their assistance. The latter only gave me the spark for the 'drunk forum' part of the event.

The event broke down into a series of timed events. They all have a start and a stop time. The stop time is early morning UTC.

The effects are:
random table,body,img,a,textarea, and input css effects, growing more pronounced as time went along.
Corrupting thread titles on forum.php
Overall gender reversal, with N/A randomly male or female
Another block of code that randomly makes anyone N/A
Random Group Changes
Random Username shuffling

The new theme (degenerate) is by @KP. It will be a regular theme you can select sometime after today.
I created the regular logo with just the small keyhole on it. I wanted to see if anyone would notice. (Plus we had to have a place for the big one to come from eh?)
@KP and I created the World -1 logo, I did a little bit of the work on the keyhole and Missingno Bowise, and @KP did everything else

I hope you had fun! (and didn't get sick like poor Epele )
It will shut off in a few hours from the time of this posting, so get your fill

Indeed. The idea was it would get to the point where it was just barely usable at times. That's to go with the fact it's a board meltdown.

Easter Egg: Title is broken into two parts:
.hack// - Due to the texture design and infection style is based on .hack (That theme is now available as "Adrk Eesgins")
Brownie Chair Surprise - That's a Bob's Burgers' ism. It's a prank that Louise came up with.
Here is the details of the prank from an actual animatic from the episode it was from:


That's your easter egg for the day!