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Something gives me the impression you're behind on the Kafuka scene?

• Oh. So behind. You have no idea.

What's the strongest cheese you ate?

• Applewood Smoked Provolone Cheese. Amazing.

Do you think it's a good idea waiting several days before answering your questions after last time?

• Why isn't it a good idea? Other than postcount++?

You think we'd be out of questions to ask YOU?

• At some point, yeah; though I think humankind would have either destroyed themselves or evolved beyond corporeal needs.

Who would you most like to kick right now?

• Probably the ass nut that made me crash my car about 8 weeks ago.

I can move home, wait for a new internet question and you still leave your pile of questions to mount up like laundry?

• It's all a conspiracy. :0

Do you like elevators?

• They're alright... I try to take the stairs when I can. One thing I don't like though is that there is a "close door" button that never seems to fucking do anything.

Are you going to answer these before April?

• Yep, mission accomplished, and almost a whole 11.5 months ahead of schedule!

Do you think people'd take your answers seriously on April 1st?

• Perhaps, perhaps not. It depends on the question, I guess!

Are you just letting your question pile go stagnant?

• Gee, you really think it's stagnant? You think I should spray some Febreze in here?

What's your favourite thing from this week?

• Going with the week of the day I posted these replies: Getting shit done is pretty satisfying, all the while reducing my bills. Hell yeah!

What would your last words be?

• "Hmm, this doesn't look very safe. Eh, it'll be fine"

What's your favourite kind of fruit?

• Avocado. I would inject it into my veins if I could.

What's your favourite fluffy animal?

• I really love fluffy dogs, and bunnies! I cannot pick between the two...

How do you feel about daily events?

• like, board events, or current events? If the latter, then let me answer with another question: How the FUCK do you lose a Boeing 767?

Are you trying to get this question pile the official status of mountain?

• Getting there.... The plan is going great so far.

Wo0uld you like a beer?

• Nah, I'm good. I'd likely just hand it off to someone else.

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Do you want to beat your record on "Most questions answered in a single post"?

• Not particularly, no. Or... would I...?

Would you mind if I'd cast Dog on you?

• Yeah, I do, I don't want my dick to turn red.

Should we also get a prize for the amount of questions we ask you?

• You get.... a warm fuzzy feeling inside! And also something else...

Can the prize be something in italics?

• You just might find yourself leaning a bit to the left after this one.

Do you like challenges?

• It depends. I like challenges, but I don't like pressure. Failure is often not dealt with; not enough fucks to give.

Do you have any external HD?

• I have a single 500GB USB3.0 laptop drive; that's where my torrents go.

Would you compare this thread to a Landfill?

• Nah, I wouldn't... because people don't really pay attention to landfills.

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How fast is your internet connection?

• 15 down, 5 up. On good days. Though if I live here long enough that Google Fiber moves in, I'll be getting that.

Are you a cynical bastard?

• If you were to convert that into an accusational declarative sentence, only half of it would be true.

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How long do you think Kafuka will last?

• I think as long as people have lifestyles that permit spending time in a community like this, Kafuka will always be here. Doesn't hurt to have more content on top of general chat though, you guys need to make some hacks!

Why does CherryBunny'a personality seem to shift at each post?

• If I knew the answer to that, I'd likely know the sum of all aspects of the universe.

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Will you answer these on April 1 just for the joke?

• I honestly should have waited until April 1, 2015. That would have been GREAT.

Have you given up on this by now?

• Nah, just letting it pile up. You might say that it's by design...

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If you do ever answer any of these questions, how many out of the unanswered questions will you reply to? For example, will you ever reply to this question?

• ............ ........ . .

Do you want your question pile to become an inquiry tower?

• Getting warmer...........

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What's your favorite type of chocolate?

• I absolutely love dark chocolate! But not so dark that I feel like I'm eating dirt.

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Yet another soul seeks to ask?

Thou shalt build my tower.