Why am I doing this.

That's the first question of this thread I suppose. Well, I dunno. Boredom. I literally told myself, "Wow, SO MANY PEOPLE are making these threads, we'll just flood for forum. No point for me to make one anyway, no one would post in it". Let's test that theory.

Ask me questions, ask me anything. I will answer it to the best of my abilities. Which are somewhat lacking, but hey, I am the Only Sane Man (appointed the title myself), so you'll get an interesting outlook. *waves hand* Let's get this started.

Why do you think everyone else is insane?

It's all subjective of course, but it's simply a comparison of my values, actions, and thoughts to theirs. Normally, I seem a bit more sane. Maybe not COMPLETELY but if I'm the most sane one, it's close enough to being the only sane one, right?


Will GreyMaria abuse this thread for postcount++?

I'd make a deadpool that he posts within ten posts but then he wouldn't just to spite me. I'mma say eventually, maybe. But hell, what's the fun without some postin'?


What did you do to Marzens #1-#63?

You watched the Matrix, right? Of course you did, what am I thinking. Well, remember how the machines power everything on Human life?

Well there ya go.

Why start with a facepalm picture?

Because I'm facepalming at you guys for making so many Ask Me threads, I'm facepalming at myself for falling victim to boredom and posting one myself, and I'm facepalming at the thread cause why not.


If you're the only sane man, what does that make me?

You willingly moderate on a board that is well known for having its fair share of annoying trolls, I cannot willingly believe that you are sane. Nonetheless, to answer your question, you are Trelior.


How do you manage to keep your sanity, on a board full of idiots like me?

Freeform jazz.



It calms me from shouting out "ALL OF MY WHY" when I see half of the posts here.

So what you're saying is that I'm shaped like myself?

That is exactly what I'm saying, fellow TVTropes fan.


So you're a Spongebob fan?

Anyone who claims not to be a Spongebob fan is clearly lying.

I'm not a spongebob fan, which leads up to my question. Can you prove me wrong?

I don't know you well enough to know the facts, so as of right now I'll say no. I will get enough blackmail to prove you wrong though. Some day.


Could the same be said for:

- Hey Arnold!?
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
- Spaceballs?

- The Power Glove?

- Hmmm, I'll say yes.
-No.
-Absolutely, unless you're a soulless emotionless freak.
-Of course. It's so bad.

Are you happy now the necromancer has given your thread unlife?



Nah I'm just kiddin'. I'm relatively content, yes.



Wait... you actually have an ask thread?

Yep. I made one at the tail end of the time when everyone made their own damn Ask thread, cause I broke down and decided I wanted to be popular too. Then no one wanted to post and it made me sad.

If you're from the internet, does that mean having your connection cut is lethal?

I'm probably the only person "from the internet" who won't die from not having it. I had to live for half a year once without it, so no, I won't die. I have other things to keep me entertained, and I read a LOT of books that year.