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Kiyoshi
Posted on 01-24-12 07:50 PM, in Link | ID: 3847
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I wish I were a monkey.

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GreyMaria
Posted on 01-25-12 02:04 AM, in Link | ID: 3859
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This goes in Gaming Arcade, incidentally.


ACTUAL CONTENT: You become a monkey. A gorilla soon happens along and makes fun of you for being a tailed freak.

I wish people could put these things in the right place.

CyclopsCaveman
Posted on 01-25-12 02:14 AM, in Link | ID: 3861
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I wish @GreyMaria wouldn't pretentiously assume things.

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GreyMaria
Posted on 01-25-12 02:19 AM, in Link | ID: 3862
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Last view: 3722 days 		Are you nuts? The Craziness Domain doesn't want this crap. They'd throw us out quicker than monkeys and shit.

...Fuck, I just violated your wish, didn't I. Whoops. Granting now. GreyMaria will no longer pretentiously assume things.

GreyMaria will now pretentiously claim things.



Also, if we have one/three/five-word/letter/sentence story threads in Gaming Arcade, this crap can sit in right along that crap.

<_<


ANYWAY

I wish I were a demigod of variably questionable sex.

Kawa
Posted on 01-30-12 06:30 PM, in Link | ID: 4388
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Congratulations. Most people deny your very existance and every time you try to entertain yourself, shit changes on you.

Or shit that is on you changes. Either works, take your pick.

And now, the obvious wish: I wish I was a little pony, in Equestria. Hypercube cutie mark optional ;)

Kiyoshi
Posted on 01-30-12 09:12 PM, in Link | ID: 4421
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I wish my fridge was full of free Mountain Dew.

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Lunaria
Posted on 01-30-12 09:15 PM, in Link | ID: 4423
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Last view: 2003 days 		What a shame your fridge grew legs and ran out the front door though. You will be very lucky if you ever see that fridge again! :D

I wish people would stop posting in this thread! :D

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CyclopsCaveman
Posted on 01-30-12 09:37 PM, in Link | ID: 4425
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I wish I wish I were a fish.

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Trelior
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Posted by Kiyoshi
You also hear Trelior, who has become a pony too, having sex with Fluttershy.
That's not alright, Kiyo... Not cool at all. I would never do that. Not that kind of brony.

Posted by CyclopsCaveman
I wish I wish I were a fish.

Sure, but a bigger fish just ate you.

I wish I had a better job.

Kiyoshi
Posted on 01-31-12 03:45 PM, in Link | ID: 4551
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Posted by Trelior
Posted by Kiyoshi
You also hear Trelior, who has become a pony too, having sex with Fluttershy.
That's not alright, Kiyo... Not cool at all. I would never do that. Not that kind of brony.
That's why I explicitly mentioned you became a pony as well. Ponies having sex with ponies is OK.
And I am not that kind of brony either. Sometimes I feel ashamed to call myself a brony for exactly that reason.

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Kawa
Posted on 01-31-12 04:33 PM, in Link | ID: 4565
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To continue the game: congratulations, you now have a job that pays so incredibly well it hurts. Because your job is incredibly life-threatening and the immense pay serves as inheritance to your family.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Foom
Posted on 02-08-12 10:52 PM, in Link | ID: 6030
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congratulations, your wish totally dead ended this thread.

i wish i were a mid-90's moderately successful hip hop song ...

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CyclopsCaveman
Posted on 02-09-12 01:20 AM, in Link | ID: 6050
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I wish I had three dollars.

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Trelior
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I wish I wasn't so bored.

GreyMaria
Posted on 02-09-12 01:30 AM, in Link | ID: 6052
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I wish I had epic coding skills.

Trelior
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I wish I wasn't so stressed out.

Posted by GreyMaria
Hey, I have the same problem. And you know what? I think I know how we can fix that... ~<3
Ugh... No.

GreyMaria
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It quickly becomes a boring lifestyle.


I wish I had a better corruption for that wish.



Posted by Trelior
Posted by GreyMaria
Hey, I have the same problem. And you know what? I think I know how we can fix that... ~<3
Ugh... No.


Aww. :(


E: Forgot mood avatar.

Epele
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Your wish turns into a shower of relaxing aromatic candles, falling like rain upon you.

I wish I could change my body on a whim.


The world could always use more heroes!

Trelior
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I wish so many old games weren't so overpriced to get even a bad copy. :(

Epele
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The games become fairly priced but riddled with damage.

I wish I wasn't bored.


The world could always use more heroes!
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