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• Does the "9000" in your name mean that there are 9000 clones of you somewhere?

No... I made this nick in the day when Doom was popular. It was an old high school password consisting of my initials and the number portion of the BFG9000.

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• Do you have a question fetish?

Based on the sheer size of this post, you'd call me a liar if I said no. But I'm going to... So, nope!

• How many questions do you think people will actually care about the answer to once you get around to answering them?

Maybe 15? Do YOU care still?

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• Are you ever going to make your 1000th post?

Yes. Just as long as I'm able to hit "reply".

• Do you know how many questions you've been asked so far in this thread?

I'm afraid to count...

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• If you won a half-million dollar prize and hand to climb the stairs in a 500 floor tower to claim it, would you?

Absolutely! It's like getting paid to go to the gym!

• Speaking of typos.. Do you realise that in typing out my questions again, you typo'd in some?

I would realiZe it if it were true, but I copypasta'd them so... Wait, do you actually think I'd physically TYPE OUT everyone's questions?

• What's the best misread you've done?

I've had some funny ones in my time, but I can't remember any of them. So I'll just tell you my autocorrect woes... I was typing up a text to my girlfriend telling her that her catbox was rank and

autocorrect turned it into "Your cervix is rank"...

• What would your dream sandwich be?

A Reuben with avocado. Fucking great, man.

• Ping or Pong?

Ping sound female, and Pong sounds like a retarded male. So... Ping.

• What's the best adhesive name you've heard of?

Gorilla Glue. I always called it Gorilla Snot!

• Do you like recording things?

I think I enjoy it, yes. I'm not very good at it and I don't remotely care to improve it to a point where it becomes a talent...

• Congratulations! You've won an outfit! What is it?

A birthday suit! It's got +3 Swiftness on it...

• Would you take a bunnygirl as a girlfriend?

Probably, though I don't know if I could satisfy her as much as she'd obviously want...

• What would you do if dreams became reality the next day?

Then my life would be a canvas of black with pastel colored wolves running everywhere preventing bears from falling in love.

• Would you wear a bright pink pair of jeans with a bright pink T-Shirt?

Perhaps, I love supporting anything that saves breasts.

• Do you ever reference to February 30th?

Sometimes; I once told someone that's what my birthday was.

• What time of day do you like the most?

I'd say about 5:30... that's when I get home from work.

• Can you sleep in a well lit room?

Usually not, but there are rare exceptions, like when I'm tired beyond giving any fucks about anything anymore.

• Is there a pattern in which you answer these questions?

Everyone gets grouped together and I answer them however the fuck I feel like it.

• Does Gohan not realise the castration will be very one-sided?

I can't help but think that by the way that questions is posed that only one ball will be cut off...

• Would you get annoyed if someone kept referring to you as a girl?

Probably, but I'm not generally experienced with that because I don't have a problem making my sexual identification known.

• If you had a crystal ball, would you try to see the future or sell it for some big bucks?

Why the fuck would I sell it if I could see the future in it? I could make bets and make money that way! Unless it actually COULDN'T see the future, then I'd just sell it.

• What do you think the scariest prank could be?

There were a few in Punk'd that were pretty good. If someone stole my car I'd be mortified. I was laughing my ass off when they did it to Bieber.

• What mealtime is your favourite?

Lunchtime, because the satisfaction of eating after working up such an appetite at work is great. Besides, I don't eat breakfast. No appetite whatsoever.

• Isn't bragging about a syndrome being bigger the first sign of spam?

It's a fine line... because talking about syndromes is actually a legitimate discussion, but it becomes obvious that it's spam once you see the actual discussion taking place...

• What do you do if it snows?

I often wait at a window for it to snow. I'm from AZ so snow is a treat... I had to drive 5 hours to get where there was any. I love snow!

• Are you getting a thrill out of answering multiple questions at once?

Not particularly, no. I want to post elsewhere but I want to get this one over with and I don't want any other post to be #1000.

• If someone made a bottle of liquid insanity, would you drink it?

Probably. Add a bit of life to my... life.

• Would you like to live in a tower?

I think it'd be nice, if I had a fast elevator to get in and out of it. And no assholes wanted to fly planes into it.

• If everyone had to wear the same outfit, what would you dictate it to be?

Something good for the economy. And if nobody could afford it, they'd be supported by their level of ugliness and would be taken care of by the government. If you were hot, you'd be shit out of

luck.

• Do you like the vampire fandoms?

I really don't, I'm sick of hearing about sparkly mother fuckers.

• Who do you think has the least dignity?

Probably me. *Scratches ass, then bites fingernail*

• Will you reach 10,000 posts?

Maybe. If I actually answered each of these questions with a post, I'd probably be pretty close in a reasonable time.

• What would you do if this reaches 200 unanswered questions?

I think we're already there...

• What would you do if I pushed your tower over?

Not sure... but I'm not worried since you can't.

• Would you add farting powder to someone's meal as extra seasoning as a prank in a restaurant?

Absolutely.

• Have you ever seen something appear suddenly and disappear suddenly?

There was a dude in a black suit, carrying a briefcase. Then I took a look in front of me, the back at him across the street and he was gone!

• What's the worst prank you've been on the receiving end of?

Nobody has tried to prank me except for the shaving cream in the hand and then tickling my face or whatever... That didn't work, and woke up the moment I heard/felt the shaving cream being put into

my hand. I pretended like I didn't know and then shoved it into the face of my pranker!

• How would you react if you woke up and someone was sharing your bed without your knowledge?

I would not worry about the person so much as what may have happened the day before...

• Do you dream often?

Not before I put in this plugin underneath my bed that has essential oils in it. Well, it's more frequent than it was before, which I think was pretty average.

• Which of the girls here would you most like to take for a meal?

Probably the one that's least expensive to fly out to/bring here to do so...

• What would your ideal fantasy career be?

Astronaut. Namely, being the first person to set foot on Mars.

• Would you post a non-serious photo of yourself?

I have before, you just have to look for it!

• Do you like Seaking?

Eh, if it were real, I wouldn't hesitate to grill it and let you know how I like it!

• Why can't I think of anything but peanuts when I read your username?

"P9" sounds pretty close to peanuts. Maybe that's it?

• Can I add a further word in front of "slaves"?

"Horizon slaves"? It's in front of it, and it denotes something that's further...

• What do you think of impatient people?

I'm impatient with them...

• Do you like lollipops?

Yeah, but I can't not bite them. Sucking isn't my forte... (Haw haw.)

• Is there a pattern to how you get around to answering the questions?

How is this question different from the first time you've asked me this?

• Do you like wood or metal frames more?

Probably wood. If you are talking about picture frames. If you're talking about structural ones, then I'd choose metal. Strong metal...

• What colour truck would you prefer to drive?

Blue. Had a blue truck once, it died.

• Have you ever heard of the tl;dr wikipedia?

I think so, it gave me about 5 minutes of entertainment.

• Do you like thunderstorms?

Yeah, even after my little lightning experience, I still like lightning.

• Would you like to set a new record?

Probably, but I'd hope it would be something notable, not who could answer x amount of questions in an ask thread...

• Are you gonna add 9000?

...To what? my nick? I don't really want another digit in there....

• Are we asking for trouble yet?

You're asking for a lot of things in this fucking thread.

• Would you press a "do not press" button?

Eh, reverse psychology doesn't really work well on me...

• Do you like the numgfx?

Sure, easy on the eyes.

• What's your favourite name for a boy?

The biblical names sound good... of those, Mark is nice.

• What's your favourite unisex name?

...I can't actually think of any at the moment.

• Would you step inside a time machine that takes you back 10 years in time?

Hell yes, I could go back with what I know now and do shit over that I didn't do so well in the past, make money off my ideas and "predictions", warn of perils, etc..

• What's the best misread you've heard of?

Again?

• Do you like painting?

Eh, I'm indifferent. But I don't dislike it.

• Do you like Tea?

Only if I could dump a bunch of sugar in it.

• Do you like drinking hot chocolate?

Yes, but not more than I like just eating the powder itself.

• Do you like drinking Water?

Yes, I should get back to just drinking that instead of soda...

• Do you like drinking sodas?

More often than I should. Dark colas are my favorite.

• Have you ever fired bottle rockets?

Yeah, but not very often as they were illegal where I lived most of my life.

• What's your favourite military vehicle?

Hummers look pretty badass. (What, you thought I was gonna pick something cliche like a tank?)

• Do you like explosions?

What the fuck? Who doesn't? I mean as long as they aren't blowing shit up that I actually care about...

• What is your preferred way to pickup a lady?

Ask her to date me. I'm fortunate enough that I usually get told yes to that question.

• Do you laugh at rubbish jokes?

jokes that are garbage, or jokes that are about garbage? Depends on who's asking them...

• Big boobs or fantastic butt?

I think butts that aren't fantastic are actually pretty bad looking... so I'd probably have to go with fantastic butts. Big boobs aren't a must for me.

• Do you like people who ask obvious questions?

No, I feel like they're being an asshole and trollish and therefore they piss me off.

• What do you expect 2025's main web browsers to be called?

Mercury. Chrome's so 2017...

• Which search engine would you use should Google disappear from the internet?

I don't even know of any except for ask and bing, and if I had to choose the lesser evil of the two, I'd say bing.

• Have we reached the Boss-Stage question yet?

I still have a ton of questions left....

• A bird has just done the biggest crap ever on your car, what do you do?

I'd just take it in for a wash. I pay monthly for unlimited washes so it's not a big deal.

• Do you like the rain?

Yes, it's raining right now. And I've got my window open.

• If it were raining dollars, what would you do?

Probably nothing, because it'd become pretty useless at that point.

• Are you trying for a title of "Badassest Question Answerer"?

I think I'm the undisputed champion at this point. Anyone else wouldn't have the balls to even get close to what I've got.

• How would you feel to order on "Next Day Delivery" to be given a date four days away?

Jipped. I'd piss, bitch, and moan about it to the appropriate parties to get a refund, and then write a bad review.

• How would you deal with a mouse smart enough to evade mousetraps?

Put food out and pay someone waiting with a paintball or bb gun to fucking kill it.

• Would you dive into a bottomless pit of money?

I doubt it, because I doubt I could get back out. Which makes the money pretty useless... I suppose I could papercut myself to death in there...

• If you had to compare yourself to a comic character, who would you compare yourself to?

I'd like to think I'm Tony Stark, but I'm probably closer to Peter Parker.

• Do you like unicorns?

Yeah, but drugs aren't my thing so I don't get to see them as often as I'd like.

• First thought of the morning?

Must... Turn off alarm...

• Would you re-answer every single question in this thread?

I'd just close the thread...

• What's the scariest thing for you this week?

Driving. Plenty of dumbasses on the road that if I could have, I'd have shat a brick.

• Would you lick a cat for $100?

Hell no. So much bacteria and nasties...

• How would you feel if someone answered all the questions for you?

The questions are for me, so therefore I would never feel that anyone could do the job. I'd probably just feel annoyed...

• Would you trust a sentient robot?

Depends on the ethics of said robot, and if it's advanced enough to come to conclusions that a human would come up with. Or, it would depend on what capabilities it had to even do something about

anything. http://youtu.be/Pibge7dXYN8

• Do you think time travel would be legal or illegal?

I think that's a paradox. I also think that's a philosophical question that no single question thread could contain. *hint hint*

• Do you prefer to sleep in a room of total darkness, or one with small sources of light?

I'm indifferent. I don't mind complete darkness. I'd only care that a light source was there so I didn't trip over all the stuff strewn about in my room.

• Scientists name a new metal "Badassium". Would you build a car out of it?

I'd build a lot of stuff out of it, depending on if it were actually badass to use in such a way.

• What do you think would make a good substitute to currency?

Labor. Or some way to quantify your efforts toward a mutual goal. Something like Star Trek.

• Do you ever find getting a parking space difficult?

Sometimes. I work and deliver things in downtown SLC, so parking in any downtown area sucks.

• Are you trying to be Lord of the Questions?

Aren't I?

• How do you cope after a night of nightmares?

Get a drink and go back to bed... By the time I get back to bed the adrenaline would have worn off allowing me to direct my thoughts elsewhere.

• Could you eat enough food to get banned from an "all-you-can-eat" restaurant?

Nope. Never been cut off from a buffet anywhere.

• What'd you do if a meteor made of solid gold landed in your yard?

Sing in a high-pitched manner, dancing around the crater.

• Do you like suggested words from various devices?

The autocorrect answer before was pretty top...

• Would you like to travel faster than light?

As long as I survive the trip and could return as well.

• Paragon or Renegade?

Mostly paragon, some renegade.

• What happens if you divide by negative zero?

probably the same type of thing aas if you could divide by zero in the first place, but you can't.

• Do you like brain-rape?

Such as 4chan gore threads? nope.jpg

• What's the best tasting substitute for another food you've tried?

that buttter powder is pretty good on a baked potato.

• What's the best use for half a bucket of paint?

Revenge.

• Who forgot to take their sanity pills the most?

The Joker.

• Are you trying to be a master of suspense?

Nope, but am I doing well?

• What's your least favourite Mario death?

Dying to fall damage sucks ass. Dumbest death in a Mario game...

• Are you expecting fireworks, cookies and gold nuggets for this post?

Nope, I'm just expecting to get this shit over with.

• Would you like as many questions as I have posts?

If I did, I'd just de-admin myself and leave forever.

• What's the biggest power let-down you've had?

Not having power after I get home from a week-long camping trip.

• Do you like the idea of sentient robots?

http://youtu.be/Pibge7dXYN8

• How good are you at swimming?

Average. Though I can dive well; I know how to regulate ear pressure at greater depths.

• Are you aiming to shoot for the stars?

It depends on the subject of your question...

• Do you know any Jokers?

I'd have to live in a future that knows how to keep people with Vrolik's syndrome alive...

• Bullets that set people on fire, or bullets that freeze people solid?

Freeze them. Satisfying to see them break into pieces.

• Do you like watching helpless enemies float off into space?

There were a few scenes where I enjoyed doing that, yes.

• Kaiden or Ashley?

First playthough it was Kaidan, then Ashley. Now I just leave the decision to good ol' Lincoln.

• Let your allies do the work, or do the work yourself?

A little of both... though usually I'm led to disappointment because my allies are dumbasses with 20% as much power behind their guns/biotics as mine.

• Be interviewed or punch the interviewer in the face?

Punch the bitch.

• Do you like themed questions?

As long as I can understand the context, yeah.

• What would you do if your drinking water became alcohol one day?

Wait to drink anything with drinking water in it until tomorrow.

• Do you think telepathic phone calls will be the future?

Maybe, and that's terrifying because of things like the NSA.

• What kind of Sci-Fi alien would you most like to meet?

Probably the Asgard from Stargate.

• Would you like to travel faster than light?

Is your memory shit or something?

• How would you feel if someone dyed all your clothes hot pink?

Not happy, I'm not very good at shopping...

• Are these questions going to break the bank?

So far it's been three hours to compile all this shit together... and Tie is Money, they say, so maybe.

• Do you like mornings?

Not particularly... but seeing a sunrise is nice. I'd generally sleep in if I can.

• Would you like to suck on lollipops?

Nah, I'm a biter!

• Are silly things in spoilers potentially tempting?

No, irritating because I have to take an EXTRA STEP to see what you're trying to communicate to me.

• Would you eat alien invader meat?

As long as it tasted good and didn't have any adverse effects.

• Why are we asking such silly questions?

Because you're running out of ideas?

• Do you like towers?

They look cool, so yeah.

• Are you seeking a thousand questions?

I'm seeking to answer this set and impose a few commandments...

• Do you like greens?

Yeah, most of them. My parents never had an issue getting me to eat my portions.

• Do_you_like_underscores_instead_of_spaces?

Nope! Fucking hate them.

• W0u|d¯Th!s_B€-@-G00d_PaS$\/\/orD?

I think so, I doubt you could brute force it with the technology we have in a meaningful amount of time.

• Do you prefer a ♥, ♦, ♣ or ♠?

I always loved it when I beat the matching game on SMA4MB3 enough times to get the diamond. (Can't remember what order they are though)

• Would you like a fairy to guide you?

As long as it didn't vocalize ANYTHING and stayed the fuck out of my way.

• How do you deal with OUT OF STOCK notices for something you need?

Go somewhere else?

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• How many times a day do you look at this and say, "Man, I really wanna answer those questions"?

probably 0.1

• Do you ever wonder just how rushed Gywall is making all these posts, and all those typos like he just did?

Nope

• How much spam do you put on your sandwiches?

Usually none, but when I do, probably 5 percent of a regular sized can.

• Do you think we could reach your ultimate tower height by just back and forthing questions to you?

I think you already did.

• If you could own any exotic pet, what would it be?

Probably a fox.

• Congratulations! You've won a trip. Where to?

Japan!

• Would you say there was starting to be a trend in the way we ask questions?

By asking them just to add to the amount of questions I have? Yeah. Do you think it's starting to look a lot like spam?

• If you were to make up a reason why you never get anything done, would you use laziness, or procrastination as your excuse? (Assuming it's something else)

"Because I want to do other things" would be my excuse.

• Do you believe in Friday the 13th being bad luck?

Nope. I believe it's all in your head.

• What do you think of redoing the calendar so that it's one month of 365 days?

I think that's a horrible idea.

• Do you think this pile will reach a World Record for being the new tallest thing in the world?

If it were tangible, and could stack it up to a point where it becomes the tallest thing in the world, sure.

• Which of us are you going to castrate first?

Whoever gets me pissed off enough.

• Do you think @Gywall actually believes that he will not get castrated as well?

Yep

• Do you see a future in which *cough* GreyMaria*cough* will rejoin? Is it a bad one?

It would be a very dark future for all of us...

• Do you think Anshinin is a nice grill?

I've never seen that brand before...

• What is your favorite pasta?

Alfredo Fettuccine

• Do you find it hilarious that @Gywall was downgraded to Reinfors Syndrome, while I remain at Reinfors +?

Nope, comparing syndromes is pretty fucking stupid, IMHO

• Can you believe how sad I am now that I too have lost my Reinfors + syndrome?

Yeah, I can.

• Why do you think HRET's sentence is so superscripted?

The way this board handles that particular code is most likely the reason...

• What do you think would happen if Mary and Nicole were both Root Admins?

Probably a whole lot of nothing, we'd just load up a backup of the board.

• Would you like to dissect HRET's brain and find out where he comes up with all this stuff?

Nah, everyone's unique

• Have you ever been on Bowser's Dreadmill?

I don't think I've played that Mario Party minigame. (At least that's what it sounds like)

• How many pages do you think have advanced since you last answered?

For me, it's been about three and a half pages since my last answer.

• Do you like the Twilight movie series?

Fucking metrosexual vampires, man.

• Will this mountain of questions ever end?

Probably not...a as long as I keep this thread open.

• When do you think Gywall will reach 20000 posts?

I think so. Totally doable

• Do you think Alice was really in a Wonderland?

I think she just had a shit ton of mushrooms.

• Are you actually waiting to get more questions or are you just too lazy to answer?

Busy with life, really. Not having time to do much outside of work because of work is a bit of a drag...

• Where do you think this tower will lead to?

Have you ever even WATCHED South Park?

• Remember that rant you posted about the room-mates?

I'm glad I don't have to do that much anymore...

• Do you think Gywall is being silly?

Do you think that being silly means to be out of character? I do.

• Did you not like answering my questions on the IRC?

Nah, this place is better for them. IRC buffers get reset, the board doesn't.

• Do you think they would quote "stood me up"?

Where the fuck are the grammar police?

• How come you look so serious in your photos?

I don't know how to be happy.

• What's your favorite meme?

A dead meme.

• How many different nicknames have you had?

Only one other nickname; and it was Jumbo Shrimp.

• Why do you think we're your slaves?

Because you're fulfilling my commandments and laboring without pay.

• How many more questions left to go?

That's not quantifiable...

• Do you think I'm tired yet?

No, but I am.

• Would you like your own brand of power bar?

Nah, because it'd just be a snickers bar and I'd get sued.

• How long do you spend on a machine of any type?

"A machine"?

• Have you ever trekked into hacking Zelda 3?

Once, with Hyrule Magic. Bonerkill.

• How many sprites have you collected?

A whole lot; but I'm not counting. There are too many... the board needs some kind of counter...

• oh gods I'm affected by Wooster syndrome. what do I do now?

Do whatever you want, as long as you don't break any rules.

• How much food will you eat on your cruise?

Probably way too much for my own good health...

• How do you feel about this week?

The week I'm in was pretty decent, busy as hell, so time's passing by quickly.

• Do you like melted ice cream or hard ice cream?

Who the fuck likes melted ice cream?

• Have you ever clicked a red button?

Yeah, at Staples.

• How many holidays do you celebrate?

Only the major ones.

• What's your favorite name for a girl?

Jennifer sounds pretty hot.

• Why did Gywall steal my next question?

Because you didn't think of it fast enough.

• Are you happy to be back in the days of leet speak?

Fuck no. And we aren't really in those days, it's just remnant from the discovery days of the internet.

• Would you step in a time machine that takes you 10 years into the future?

Probably not. I don't want my surroundings to pass me by; my life would become irrelevant.

• Do you like my avatar for this week?

I doubt I remember what it even is...

• Is that a Nicole I see asking a question?

Yeah, that's definitely Nicole

• Where do you currently live? Where do you wish to live?

I live in Salt Lake City, Utah and I don't want to live anywhere else. I'd have to visit a place before considering moving there.

• Do you like Coffee?

I like the smell. I generally try to stay away from the stuff though.

• Do you like drinking a cappuccino?

See above.

• Do you like to drink milk?

Milk is nice, if it didn't make me super gassy.

• do you use carbonated water for anything?

Sometimes, to make soda.

• Have you ever seen a tank up close, in person?

I got to go inside of one before. It was pretty cool.

• Have you ever held a gun?

I've fired many guns before. I'm a pretty good shot.

• Do you like death?

What the fuck?

• What is your most common punch-line?

I don't have a "common" punchline... I just use whatever is appropriate.

• Do you like small women or big women?

Preference in size shouldn't really dictate a relationship with a woman, but small girls generally.

• Do you think Gywall has an obsession with sexual things?

Nah, obsessions are completely different from openness, and I think that's what's going on here.

• Do you want to ban internet explorer?

Nah, I just don't use it except when there's a site that doesn't work in Firefox/Chrome but DOES in IE for some suspicious reason.

• Do you think Google will ever collapse?

Maybe, but I think it'll be a while before it does.

• How many questions is this?

Not counting...

• Is the boss easy? Are there more worlds of questions after the boss question?

I hope this is the final world. Really.

• Do you think Dani is a complete computer nerd? Do you think she wants to become a computer?

See, now THAT might be an obsession.

• do you like chocolate rain?

I don't know, I've never been in chocolate rain. Seems pleasant.

• what if it was raining catgirls? What would you do then?

Hide underground. I wouldn't want to be crushed...

• Who do you most miss of Kafuka?

Anyone who isn't in Kafuka anymore. If I had to name one person, I'd say Kawa, followed by Sukasa

• How many foreign languages do you know?

None. I want to learn Japanese though.

• Do you think I drink too much Mountain Dew?

Probably. Be careful, you'll be pissing river rocks soon enough.

• Will you answer this question?

• Do you like to wear socks, or go barefoot?

I'm a barefoot kind of guy. If I have to wear socks, I like the low-cut ones. Socks irritate my ankles.

• Would you like to be a part of Anya Syndrome?

Maybe, when I have enough time to obtain it...

• Are you a nice guy or a mean guy in person?

I like to think I'm pretty nice. I avoid confrontation and promote comradery among people.

• What is your favorite position to sleep as? (like fetal, or .etc)

On my back... but in order to get drowsy, I have to lay on my stomach. Then I flip over.

• How long is this taking you to answer all these questions?

It's been about 4 hours so far.

• Do you like mangos, oranges or grapefruits?

Grapefruit all the way. I put them in smoothies a lot.

• What haven't we asked you already?

There's a ton of shit, but thank fuck you haven't found it all.

• What's your favorite full course meal to eat?

Steak, Potatoes, and Green Beans. Mmmmmmm.....

• Do you hate broken hearts?

Yep. Feels like shit. Don't ever let it happen to you; it's mostly your own choice to feel that way.

• What do you think of my progress bar?

It... looks like a progress bar. Actually reminds me of Mega Turrican.

• Do you eat artificial meats?

...What the fuck even are those? I had imitation crab flakes a week ago...

• Would you trust Howard Wallowitz to build you a Spacecraft?

Nope. If he could, he would have done it by now.

• Do you need a fan when you go to sleep?

No, but it helps. I'm thinking of wiring up a computer fan that blows on my face or something.

• Do you prefer a hug, a kiss or cuddling?

Yes.

• Would you fire an RPG at close range?

Only if I was contemplating a painful suicide.

• What do you do when you have no money and nothing to eat?

Go to a friend's house.

• What do you think of oil pollutions in the ocean?

I think it's horrible, and I hate to think of where this planet is going if we don't fucking clean up our act.

• If given the opportunity to enter a rib-eating contest, would you join?

Nah, I'm no good at binge/fast/competition eating. I eat to enjoy, not to fill.

• Do you like Fruity Pebbles?

Hell yes. Just don't leave them on the bowl and let them dry up. Shit sucks to clean.

• Would you, given the chance, like to wear Samus's Power suit?

It really depends on how well she keeps up her hygiene. But I'd probably stomach the smell for 5 minutes of carnage.

• Have you ever beaten a game with more than 100%?

Hmm.... I can't really remember which games even HAD more than 100%.

• Does HRET's avatar's mouth look like an anus?

Nah, I don't really see anuses wherever I go.

• Are you tired of these questions yet?

Getting there.

• What do you think of Gywall's full post layout?

Pretty risque, but too voluptuous. I prefer smaller breasts, and the shy look really doesn't work for me. I like the naughty teasey look... Totally aware of how exposed their body is yet still

retain a comfortable, confident demeanor about them.

• Are you still answering these?

Yes?

• Did you forget about this?

No?

• Did you know that the bird is the word?

Fuck you.

• Do you think I'll get first place back in the KCS?

It's possible; I've done it once upon a time.

• So almost 20 pages of questions. How do you feel about your successful tower?

It's pretty damn high, not gonna lie.

• Who do you like most here?

Not saying.

• How do take the word "No" and rejections?

I carefully consider what I don't know and not act rashly. They are who they are, and I'm not any better.

• Is there a problem with your SquidEmpress.exe?

Is this a question for someone else?

• What's a .bnp? I thought it was .bmp?

Probably just a typo...

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• Is that the tallest tower you have so far?

Yep, it's above the clouds. Good work, slaves!

• Are you going build a huge wall around your tower?

*I'm* not going to, that's the next task for my slaves!

• Do you need CEMENT for your tower?

Yep, get to work.

• What is your favorite machine?

"machine"? You guys have got to be more descriptive.

• What is the best masking tape you have used?

Frog tape. Makes things so much easier when painting uneven or porous surfaces.

• Are CherryBunny and Reizenni bothering you too much?

Not the former so much as the latter.

• Do you think a Hyphae Administrator/Mycelia Administrator is better than a Root Administrator?

Nobody's better than a Root Admin. End of story.

• What is the creepiest thinh you have ever seen in any video game?

I'd say whatever comes out of Silent Hill. Fuck that shit, man.

• Does your tower needs some squids?

I'm sure it could use a little bit of everything.

• Does your reactor run on the Essence of Questions?

Nah, but good idea. Could stop using Mako if I figure out a way to process them.

• Do you like to take really cold showers or really hot showers?

Nope, has to be slightly higher than body temperature. like 104F.

• Do you enjoy doing postcount++?

Nah, doesn't really give me that "bump" in endorphans and dopamine that it seems many of you get...

• is Reizenni being a meanie to you?

Nope!

• Do you like hot drinks or cold drinks?

Mostly cold drinks. Being from AZ, it was the best way to counteract the heat, so I grew fond of them.

• Are you sure you want the world record for the tallest question tower?

Sure, and I will obtain it on the backs of my subjects!

• What is your favorite hard candy flavor?

Watermelon. And Blueberry right behind that. Although, I did just get this package of butter rum lifesavers that are actually pretty tasty!

• Do you want a high-rise or a skyscraper?

Aren't they the same thing? Or is a skyscraper higher?

• What is your favorite retro Acmlmboard theme?

The blue/red Classic theme.

• Do you like spam the canned meat?

Yeah, it's really good. I like to fry it up.

• Are your great great great great grandparents browsing your computer?

What is this even supposed to mean?

• Would you like to be a ruthless dictator?

Nah, I'm a leader of benevolence. But when it comes to tower construction.....

• If you discovered a new element, would you name it "kpium"?

I'd name it after my last name, and I think I'd discover element 113.

• How much unobtanium do you have?

If I gave you a positive non-zero number, would your brain melt?

• Do slow-moving cars annoy you on the highway?

Yes. Unless they're all the way in the right lane and it's not full of traffic.

• Are you going to eat all of these questions?

I'd explode if I ate them. Well, not really... I could print them all in a super small font and then eat the paper.

• Do you have too much power... er... gamma rays?

There isn't a such thing as too much power... unless you aren't me.

• Did you once finish a Chinese restaurant's buffet?

Only the crab legs.

• Do you like multi-colored pasta?

Yep. And not the one you're referring to... I boiled three different ones in water with food coloring in it. Neon pasta with purple alfredo sauce!

• Do you like Cocoa Pebbles?

They're alright, Fruity pebbles are much better.

• How is Bowser's Dreadmill?

No idea, see above!

• How many Power Stars and Shine Sprites do you have?

All 120 from SM64 and only a few shines.

• Have you ever divided by zero and created a black hole?

Nope! See above!

• What happens if you divide the square root of -1 (an imaginary number) by negative zero times infinity?

Imaginary things happen?

• Do you like sausages that are stacked burgers and sausages made of chocolate?

That sounds disgusting.

• What's your favorite meat?

Lobster tail. All the way.

• Is Rydia out of his mind?

Probably. It would explain a lot.

• Does Gywall need to say "Achoo" instead of "Achuu"?

They both read the same for me, so... yes?

• Do you like Diggas?

That fight pissed me off, until I physically turned myself upside down while I played.

• What's your favorite Mario death?

Black Hole. Because it's a black hole, man!

• Have you ever seen Hotel Mario YouTube Poops?

I think so, but it's just been so long...

• Will you get a Shine Sprite for your 1000h post?

Probably not.......

• Are the Topmen invading your home?

I'm not sure what topmen are either.

• Have you ever been attacked by a sea creature?

A cod dried to eat my finger once.

• How often do you cry?

I got glassy-eyed watching the newest Spiderman movie...

• Do you plan on planning a boring plan?

Can't talk now, planning.

• Do you like viney things?

As long as they look like the walking turret in Super Metroid.

• What's your favorite robot?

Anything with weapons and not sentient.

• What is your favorite number divisible by two?

42

• Are extraterrestrials your allies?

I'm not in league with any of them, but I'd like to think they are.

• Do you like stern interrogations?

No.

• How insane would you say I am?

Not in the least bit insane.

• Would you go seek rehab?

If I had a drug/addiction problem, maybe. There's no need for me, and I don't anticipate there to be.

• Do you think we will find extraterrestrial life?

I think it's definitely possible. Whether or not it's intelligent remains to be seen.

• Are there any monsters that scare you?

Any existing animal with sharp teeth or bugs with stings that hurt like a mother fucker.

• Would you like to have dark matter?

If I could explain it and catapult humankind's technology for the betterment of all, sure.

• Do you like Wednesdays or Fridays?

Fridays. Fuck that annoying fucking camel.

• Do you really want a mega tower?

YES. I want you all to have to have space suits by the time you're done.

• Should this thread be hidden in a secret military base that not even Root Administrators can access through the database?

Eventually. The nature of what will make it so classified will be added to the tower later on.

• What is your favorite radioactive element?

Cobalt-60.

• Do you think World War III will happen soon?

I don't think it won't happen outside of my lifetime.

• Do you like double quotes?

Depends on if people abuse it

• Who are Kouchner and Pasqua?

Beats the shit out of me...

• Would you mix people like cake batter dough?

Nah, they wouldn't be as useful as a bloody mass...

• What do you think of these questions? [IRC questions]

I'm glad it's almost over...

• Do you like to abuse the "/me" IRC command?

Nah, I only use it an average amount.

• ¿Do you like Spanish-styled questions?

Yeah, because of the upside down question mark warning me that the question is in spanish and not to bother trying to read it.

• Do you like to type in the Сирилик alphabet?

Can't answer, because I can't do so.

• Do you like exclamation marks!?

Interrobangs are better.

• Do you have a pixie stick?

I just ate the last one last week....

• What commandments are you going to install on here?

Just wait.

• Have you ever fallen into a hole filled with colorful ballons?

No, but that sounds like fun. As long as it wasn't bottomless...

• Will this question be the air conditioning system?

That's pretty self-righteous... you need a ton of parts to make one that will cool such a tower as this.

• Do you like giant things?

Depends... Giant books are tough to tackle.

• Do you like cheesy questions or creamy questions?

Hmmm... Depends on what I'm putting them on.

• Is there a Reizenni.bnp ruining the internet's bandwidth?

.bmp files are not as big a problem as they used to be, more of an annoyance nowadays.

• What is your least favorite dessert?

Cheesecake. If I have the opportunity to have some I'll spend a lot of money to have a good damn cheesecake.

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